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    Laying on his death bed, in the last homely home of the elves, the Valar visit Bilbo. Something went wrong, Frodo and Sam failed their task. Bilbo has been charged with going back, back to the very beginning. He is being sent back to his twenty fifth year of age.

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    Bilbo: dies, time-travels, becomes Mandos’ favorite, pranks half of Rivendell, turns pirate, saves the Nazgûl, and learns combat from Glorfindel.
    Gandalf: “What do you mean Belladonna isn’t dead?”
    Thorin: “Why is our hobbit terrifying and why is that attractive?”
    Nori: “Honey, I’m home!”

    A fix-it where Bilbo is competent and everyone else is confused.

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    07 Dec 2025