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  1. He Buys Love To Sell Tomorrow by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Deathstroke the Terminator (Comics)  

    27 May 2026

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    The announcer roughly patted Dick's head. "Sold!" he cried, gesturing into the audience. "Robin goes for one hundred and seventy-five thousand dollars, to the man in the second row. You can collect your purchase after the auction."

    Dick followed where he was pointing. The moment he spotted the man in question—the man who'd just bought him—his blood froze in his veins.

    The black and orange mask was unmistakable. Deathstroke.

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    To say Dick isn't having a great day would be a massive understatement. Captured off the streets, sold to Deathstroke, and probably about to be victimized in more ways than one, it seems like there's no way out of his tiny cell. The only complication is… he's not alone. There's another boy here, too. And Dick can't figure him out.

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    12
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    80
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    15
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    1,160

  2. In Between The Bright Lights (And The Far Unlit Unknown) by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU  

    30 Apr 2026

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    It hasn't been the best day for Tim and Kon. Captured by Livewire, the two are forced to pick which of them will be tormented next—filmed and sent to Batman and Superman each time.

    There's only so much Tim can take.

    For Whumpril Day 30: "Let me protect you this time"

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    Comments:
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    131
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    920

  3. Just To Feel The Living Night by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU  

    29 Apr 2026

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    Jason has been shot. He's slowly bleeding out, watching the darkness grow darker, when a shadow appears above him. …Batman. No doubt come to watch him die, happy that the annoyance of Red Hood is finally no more. So why could he be approaching Jason, except to lecture him in his final moments?

    For Whumpril Day 29: "I'm not giving up on you"

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    109
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    7
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  4. It’s All Been Done Before by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Green Lantern - All Media Types  

    28 Apr 2026

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    When Kyle receives a mysterious email, he doesn't know what to expect. And he certainly doesn't expect to find a video of Jason, ten years younger and dressed like Robin, in a warehouse. With the Joker looming over him.

    For Whumpril Day 28: "I can't watch" (alt prompt)

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    4
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  5. Life’s A Ditch by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU  

    27 Apr 2026

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    Tim and Damian go on a quick recon mission together. But they don't return right away, and that's probably not very good.

    For Whumpril Day 27: "They should have been back by now" (alt prompt)

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    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    978

  6. Don’t Cry, Lavinia by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU  

    26 Apr 2026

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    Jason, staying in Blüdhaven for a sleepover, wakes up to the sound of Dick softly weeping after a nightmare. When he goes to investigate, he finds out more about Dick's past than he ever wanted to know.

    For Whumpril Day 26: "Don't look at me"

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    113
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    Hits:
    863

  7. To The Brink And Past It by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU  

    25 Apr 2026

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    Dick is already exhausted from a long night of vigilantism. But when Tim needs help, he knows he has to push through.

    For Whumpril Day 25: Running on Fumes

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    Comments:
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    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    324

  8. The Alternative Is So Much Worse by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU  

    24 Apr 2026

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    When Jon needs help with a problem in Metropolis, he calls in Damian to lend a hand. …Unfortunately for him, Damian's plan doesn't come without consequences.

    For Whumpril Day 24: Collateral Damage

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  9. Get Used To The Lonesome by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU  

    23 Apr 2026

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    Jason hasn't been part of Bruce's household for long, and still doesn't quite believe he fits in. He messed up on his most recent outing as Robin, after all. So when Bruce surprises him with a spontaneous trip, Jason assumes Bruce has finally decided to get rid of him. Or worse.

    But he's resilient. He always has been. So no matter if Jason is being abandoned, or whored out, or whatever, he will survive. …It's not like he has much choice.

    For Whumpril Day 23: "Where are you taking me?" (alt prompt)

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    1,297

  10. I Will Die For My Own Sins (Thanks A Lot) by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU  

    22 Apr 2026

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    When Dick accidentally hurts himself training alone—something he's not supposed to do—he's afraid of what Bruce's reaction might be. So he just… doesn't tell him. How hard could it be?

    For Whumpril Day 22: Recovery Setback

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    Comments:
    10
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    120
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1,065

  11. 40 - Love by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU  

    21 Apr 2026

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    When Tim wakes up after yesterday's mission still injured, he naturally doesn't want to bother anyone with complaints. So instead, he tries to push through. Even when "pushing through" involves training Damian in tennis, because it's supposed to be fun and Bruce asked him to. Who cares about a sprained ankle?

    For Whumpril Day 21: Pained Smile

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    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
    523

  12. The Enemy Of My Enemy Is Still My Enemy by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Deathstroke the Terminator (Comics), DCU  

    20 Apr 2026

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    Deathstroke doesn't barter. So when a minor gangster tries to pay for a contract with a box instead of cold hard cash, Slade is immediately suspicious.

    Inside isn't a trap, though. It's Nightwing. And he's… not in great shape.

    For Whumpril Day 20: Rival/Frenemy Turned Caretaker

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    Comments:
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    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
    1,091

  13. Sounds Like A Plan by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types, DCU  

    19 Apr 2026

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    When Dick runs out of time to defuse a bomb, he's forced to run away from it instead. He manages to get away mostly unscathed… but not entirely.

    It turns out bombs are very loud.

    For Whumpril Day 19: Ears Ringing

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    Comments:
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    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    242

  14. Misery Shared Is Misery Halved by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU  

    18 Apr 2026

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    Dick hasn't responded to messages all day, so Jason is sent to go check on him. The good news? Dick is alive. The bad news? He's got the flu, and everything hurts. A lot.

    For Whumpril Day 18: Proof of Life

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    121
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,064

  15. Villain, I Have Done Thy Mother by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU  

    17 Apr 2026

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    Damian discovers something he probably shouldn't have.

    But he can't unread the note, and now Jason has some explaining to do. Seriously, Todd—Damian's own mother? His opinion of Jason's romantic partners had never been great, but this was a new low.

    For Whumpril Day 17: Misplaced Blame (alt prompt)

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  16. Afraid Of What? by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, DCU  

    16 Apr 2026

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    When Kyle gets dosed with fear toxin, Jason is there to quickly give him an antidote. The problem? It… doesn't seem to be working.

    For Whumpril Day 16: Side Effects

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    96
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    4
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  17. In Need Of Repairs by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU  

    15 Apr 2026

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    Tim, all of twelve years old and home alone again in Drake Manor, makes a mistake. Now he's injured, bleeding all over the place, and since nobody is home to help, he's going to have to try to fix it himself. As best he can.

    For Whumpril Day 15: First Aid Kit

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    Hits:
    2,844

  18. Downhill by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, DCU  

    14 Apr 2026

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    Jason is taking Kyle skiing for the first time, and the date is going wonderfully. …Until an avalanche strikes, and buries Jason under ten feet of heavy snow.

    For Whumpril Day 14: Separated

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    68
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    490

  19. “Hero” Is A Four-Letter Word by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU  

    13 Apr 2026

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    Jon Kent was excited to have a sleepover with Damian. But when the night actually comes, he seems upset. Damian is determined to find out why and cheer him up.

    …Only problem is, he's never been the best at comforting others. But he has to try—there's nothing he won't do for Jon.

    For Whumpril Day 13: Weak Link

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    Comments:
    8
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    29
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    201

  20. Flesh Is Pretty Fragile, Actually by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU  

    12 Apr 2026

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    Jason gets injured on a mission. The problem is, he doesn't notice it until later.

    For Whumpril Day 12: Blood in the Water (alt prompt)

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    1,188
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    416

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