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"I Stand and Give My Life For [sic.] You." (Chambers, pg. 12-31) by ameliogradation (NotGayISwear)
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
18 Sep 2026
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College: the best time in a person's life! A new location, new people who share your interests, studying what you want to study, exploring the neighbouring towns, getting caught up in a secret government experiment- wait, what? ...Well, when life gives you eggs... make mayo!
A fun little Spider-Man AU featuring everyone's favourite ARG characters in college! Watch as Avery navigates superhero life, all while navigating his classes, getting close with his roommate, and keeping up with his social life!
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Everything's Alright by NotGayISwear
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Spider-Man - All Media Types
29 Dec 2025
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He loved, he laughed, he let go.
He survived, he suffered, he seethed.
They met. Maybe they would have been perfect from the start if they had been two very different people in a very different world. But the bodies littering their pasts have forced them to this point, and so here they'll stay.
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Spider-Man Alhaitham meets Spider-Man Kaveh. One of them has had a much more fortunate life than the other, but he'll do what it takes for Kaveh to heal.
Series
- Part 3 of Spider!Kaveh and Spider!Haitham
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Walk me through the basics, give me everything you got by NotGayISwear
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes (Video Game)
20 Jul 2025
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"Walk me through the basics, give me everything you got- is it angular? Rectangular? We only got one shot!"
Just three years into school for disarming the puzzle-like bombs that have begun springing up all over the country, Alhaitham's been sent out to begin doing field work with a freshly graduated, overly optimistic Defusal Instructor named Kaveh. The government doesn't have everything under control, however (when does it ever), and their relationship will be pushed to its limits when something happens to the instructors.
TLDR: Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes is a ticking time bomb of gay tension, and who's more spring-loaded with that than Genshin's biggest losers
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My Love Story With H4Y1 At Level 999!!! by NotGayISwear
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 Sep 2024
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Gamer AU that got really dark and I'm sorry.
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In Asmodean Tears, the MMORPG that swept the world, there is one gamer many recognise: H4Y1. Oh, and Kaveh has a crush on him. Simultaneously, his dear friends are trying to introduce him to a new person in hopes they'll date.
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So Until Death Do Us Part by NotGayISwear
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Spider-Man - All Media Types
09 Jul 2024
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In another life, maybe I would have saved you.
In another world, maybe I wouldn't have had to choose.
In another universe, maybe we could have had our happily ever after.
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When a spider bites Kaveh and gives him powers, the least he can do is try to save his city from an astral onslaught. Unfortunately, he can't save everyone.
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- Part 2 of Spider!Kaveh and Spider!Haitham
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Spider!Kaveh and Spider!Haitham by NotGayISwear
Fandom Spider-Man - All Media Types, 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
29 Dec 2025
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Searching For A Chuck E. Cheese That Doesn’t Exist by Top_Hatted_Snake
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
06 Apr 2026
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Plot twist: Derek’s alive and well and he and Avery go to Chuck E Cheese and have a jolly good time because that’s what they deserve
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31 Jul 2026
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At a Different Address by I_ate_rocks
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
20 Apr 2026
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Before all this, Derek Hutchins spoke five languages. He mentions it the way he mentions most things, incidentally, between bites of rice, as if it is a fact that requires no particular emphasis.
Avery puts down his fork.The next eight hours go like this: Avery pointing at things and saying what's that in French, Derek answering without looking up, and Avery losing his mind about it in small, incremental, well-documented steps. The Indonesian part is its own category of problem entirely.
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- Part 12 of something that exists now
Bookmarked by NotGayISwear
20 Apr 2026
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I Still Wish for You at 11:11 by eleven_eleven (harlequins_lament)
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
15 Apr 2026
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Avery doesn't have a reason to mourn a guy he barely knew. But still, he searches for him, and he finally gets to know what he feels for him.
Bookmarked by NotGayISwear
20 Apr 2026
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The Eldritch Being Possessing Me Has A Thing For My Crush (And I HATE It) by JOYBOYO
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
05 May 2026
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OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG HE LOOKED AT ME!! AVERY GLANCED AT ME HE TOTALLY JUST DID AAAAA!!! HE LOOKED AT ME!!!!!!
Can you shut up.
There is a voice in Derek's head that sounds really gay.
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Bookmarked by NotGayISwear
24 May 2026
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Romance kills The King by ChamberOfFlowers
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
07 Apr 2026
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Oh, you have got to be kidding me.”
Derek froze. “…What?”
The King’s voice dropped into something dangerously flat.
“I dragged a mind across eternity. I filled it with the collapse of stars, the birth of civilizations, the end of all things. I gave it knowledge so vast it shattered under the weight of it.” The eye flicked toward Derek. “And you—”
Derek straightened slightly, like he was bracing for something.
“—you used your final coherent thoughts to leave behind cryptic warnings… carefully designed pathways… intricate systems meant to guide the next subject…”
A pause.
“…and instead of properly instilling fear, you accidentally set up a romantic narrative.”
Avery choked. “A what—?”
Derek made a sound that could only be described as a system failure. “That’s not—what are you—no, that’s not what I—”
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the romantic feelings between Derek and Avery mentally kills The King in Yellow
Bookmarked by NotGayISwear
24 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
This was, undoubtedly, the FUNNIEST fic I've read in a while and I'm sending it to everyone I know as soon as they watch AWTDE