16 Works by NotGayISwear
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"I Stand and Give My Life For [sic.] You." (Chambers, pg. 12-31) by ameliogradation (NotGayISwear)
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
18 Sep 2026
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College: the best time in a person's life! A new location, new people who share your interests, studying what you want to study, exploring the neighbouring towns, getting caught up in a secret government experiment- wait, what? ...Well, when life gives you eggs... make mayo!
A fun little Spider-Man AU featuring everyone's favourite ARG characters in college! Watch as Avery navigates superhero life, all while navigating his classes, getting close with his roommate, and keeping up with his social life!
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Everything's Alright by NotGayISwear
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Spider-Man - All Media Types
29 Dec 2025
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He loved, he laughed, he let go.
He survived, he suffered, he seethed.
They met. Maybe they would have been perfect from the start if they had been two very different people in a very different world. But the bodies littering their pasts have forced them to this point, and so here they'll stay.
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Spider-Man Alhaitham meets Spider-Man Kaveh. One of them has had a much more fortunate life than the other, but he'll do what it takes for Kaveh to heal.
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- Part 3 of Spider!Kaveh and Spider!Haitham
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Walk me through the basics, give me everything you got by NotGayISwear
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes (Video Game)
20 Jul 2025
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"Walk me through the basics, give me everything you got- is it angular? Rectangular? We only got one shot!"
Just three years into school for disarming the puzzle-like bombs that have begun springing up all over the country, Alhaitham's been sent out to begin doing field work with a freshly graduated, overly optimistic Defusal Instructor named Kaveh. The government doesn't have everything under control, however (when does it ever), and their relationship will be pushed to its limits when something happens to the instructors.
TLDR: Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes is a ticking time bomb of gay tension, and who's more spring-loaded with that than Genshin's biggest losers
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My Love Story With H4Y1 At Level 999!!! by NotGayISwear
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 Sep 2024
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Gamer AU that got really dark and I'm sorry.
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In Asmodean Tears, the MMORPG that swept the world, there is one gamer many recognise: H4Y1. Oh, and Kaveh has a crush on him. Simultaneously, his dear friends are trying to introduce him to a new person in hopes they'll date.
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So Until Death Do Us Part by NotGayISwear
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Spider-Man - All Media Types
09 Jul 2024
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In another life, maybe I would have saved you.
In another world, maybe I wouldn't have had to choose.
In another universe, maybe we could have had our happily ever after.
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When a spider bites Kaveh and gives him powers, the least he can do is try to save his city from an astral onslaught. Unfortunately, he can't save everyone.
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- Part 2 of Spider!Kaveh and Spider!Haitham
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An introspect on Kaveh and Alhaitham's relationship, from their breakup to the time they spent apart, to that fateful night at the bar that changed their relationship forever.
When Kaveh has sleeping problems, Alhaitham will always there to help.
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Happy Birthday, Alhaitham! Your Boyfriend is Dead. by NotGayISwear
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
11 Feb 2024
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Today is Alhaitham's birthday. Watch as, over several years, he falls in love with the man of his dreams (literally) and then dies. A great time to spend reading with family!
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There are rumours. A fictional world that can only be entered on August 15, when a pair dies at the same time. It's unclear whether or not it exists. After all, nobody can test it.
The rumours say that the pair will experience a time loop for...well, ever. Forever.
Good thing people don't die on ordinary summer days.
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It starts with spending a day out in the falling in the snow.
Everything ends with a love confession.
For every December that wasn't remembered, a thousand more will not be forgotten.
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Five Times I Saw You (And One Time You Saw Me) by NotGayISwear
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
31 Oct 2023
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Kaveh can see ghosts, something he inherited from his father. What does he do with this information? Well, obviously he gets into a relationship with a hot dead guy.
Happy Halloween everyone.
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A Web of Lies Would Never Catch You by NotGayISwear
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Spider-Man - All Media Types
09 Sep 2023
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Things may have been normal if he'd never taken the job.
Things may have been easier if he'd never met him on that day.
Things wouldn't be like this if Alhaitham hadn't fallen in love with his stupid, beautiful roommate.
But that's in the future. We can't change the past, but we can sure as hell retell it.
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In an alternate universe where Alhaitham was bitten by a genetically modified spider and gains mystical spider-like abilities. And if he's got superpowers, he may as well put them to use, right?
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- Part 1 of Spider!Kaveh and Spider!Haitham
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Whisper in the Wistful Warping Setting Sun by NotGayISwear
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Aug 2023
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"My Royal Highness."
"I recall telling you to leave this palace, this kingdom, and to never return."
"You did. You forget, however, it's my job to protect you. Not the other way around."
He glared at him, then softened his expression as he whispered, "Why did you come back, Alhaitham?"
Alhaitham walked forward to the prince, joining him on the balcony. He extended his hand to hold his cheek and replied, "We made a promise. I'm not going to leave you, Kaveh."
A royalty AU where Kaveh is the prince, and Alhaitham is his bodyguard.
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Leaving You to Fall Into the Abyss by NotGayISwear
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
29 Jun 2023
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The Traveller, Xingqiu, Xiangling, and Hu Tao find an odd Domain. Whilst investigating, the Domain begins to crumble around them, forcing those inside to evacuate. Unfortunately, Hu Tao is unable to make it out.
Or is she?
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It's Kaveh and Alhaitham's wedding day, and everything is going as planned.
That's it.
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"The reason we needed you both up here...was to identify a body." Zhongli took the initiative to look at the face, kneeling down beside it and gently lifting the head.
"Yanfei. Get back."
"Huh? Why? Who is it?"
"Just turn around. Please."
"No! Tell me who it is, damn it!" Yanfei threw herself beside Zhongli and the body, pushing her way past Zhongli's attempts to conceal the corpse. Eventually, she broke through his defenses, and got a good look at the body's face.
"Hu...Tao..?"
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When the Blossoms on the Plum Trees Bloom, I'll Meet You Where I Lost Myself by NotGayISwear
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Apr 2023
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"Hu Tao...the Traveller is dead."
A certain funeral director tries to find a reason to continue, despite the fact one of her dearest friends is gone.