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    Neil was acting shifty, and Andrew knew why; that motherfucker was leaving. Despite the promise between them, Neil was prepping to run. Andrew wasn't upset about that, not at all. After all, if notorious Neil "No-Swing" Josten needed to leave after Andrew admitted his desires regarding his proximity to Neil's shorts, who was Andrew to stop him. But that doesn't explain why Neil was stealing socks, or why he wanted Andrew's clothes.
    Whatever. That was probably unrelated.

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    07 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 39

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    Neil reflects on his mother's feelings about him...and tries to recreate the Shirley Temples he remembers from his childhood.

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    09 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 54

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    “You said it’s shit.” 

    “I did.” Andrew agrees.

    “You said it isn’t a permanent fix.” 

    “It’s not.” 

    Andrew reaches through the window, plucks the tree shaped air freshener off the rearview mirror, holds it to his nose. Neil waits, knows that it lost its scent months ago. He isn’t sure why he’s held on to it, just knows he likes the look of it dangling while he drives. It’s another identifiable feature to his car, another way to know Neil Josten drove this Subaru. 

    His mother would have hit him before throwing it away.

    Andrew places the scentless piece of cardboard back in its spot with a delicacy that indicates understanding. A gentleness that makes Neil wonder if Andrew Minyard, with his family and his fancy sports car and his leather jacket, is also learning how to be a real person. 

    “I can fix it.” Andrew says, and for the first time since he came upon Neil and his unresponsive engine, he looks away. 

    “You can fix it,” Neil echoes, a question and a statement in one. 

    “Yes.” Andrew replies.
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    Neil’s car breaks down. Cue the cute blonde with a knowledge of cars, a cool leather jacket, and a long term crush on the helpless redhead.

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    19 Nov 2025

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    “C’mere,” Andrew says.

    “But the seat warmer,” Neil whines, even though he’s already unbuckling his seat belt and climbing over the center console.

    “My lap is warmer,” Andrew argues, even though Neil has already settled in it.

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    22 Oct 2025

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    Neil sees Kevin Day everyday at the train station, but Kevin Day never recognizes Neil.

    When Kevin finally does notice Neil, he also immediately falls on the train tracks and succumbs to a coma of indeterminate length.

    Then all of Kevin’s friends and family assume Neil is dating Kevin, and Neil doesn’t know how to tell them he hasn’t spoken to Kevin—or anybody at all, really—for almost seven years.

    So Neil lets the Foxes think he’s dating Kevin. Just for a little while. Just until Kevin wakes up.

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    05 Oct 2025

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    For Andrew college is a means to an end. There is no real need to try too hard or get too attached to his daily activities but Renee meets with him once a week for lunch, Kevin shows up and bothers him whenever he has a chance, his cryptid roommate leaves him strange post-it notes, and a red-headed bartender, with a thing for street art, may or may not be flirting. Andrew wanted nothing until he decides that he kind of wanted something.

    Or the College AU where Andrew is studying journalism, Kevin is an academia nerd, the foxes are constantly drunk, and Andrew's roommate is a cryptid.

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    29 Sep 2025

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    When Andrew finds out that his friends have a bet about his relationship with Neil he decides to make it impossible for anyone to make any money off of them. Cue a huge misunderstanding.

    Renee probably should have seen this coming.

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    27 Sep 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 83

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    Nicky owns a gallery. Neil is an artist. Andrew is the one that has to move all of the art.

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    26 Sep 2025

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    Neil's new life in New York City is loud and overwhelming. He's barely making things work with a roommate whose just on the edge of too much, a shitty apartment that can't seem to retain any heat, and a never ending job hunt that keeps coming up empty. What he doesn't expect to find in New York is something to keep him from floating away. It ends up finding him anyway.

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    24 Sep 2025

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    Neil is barely surviving high school with an overbearing mother and a hockey obsession he can't kick. Enter two new kids from California and suddenly Neil really wants all of the things he can't have.

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    18 Sep 2025

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    A High School AU where Neil pines, Andrew drives, and Nicky doesn't know how to mind his own business.

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    17 Sep 2025

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    Andrew is an antique shop owner and Neil Josten is a dumpster diver that keeps bringing him shit to sell

     

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    I randomly thought of this little AU this morning, hope y'all enjoy :)

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    07 Sep 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 92

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    07 Sep 2025

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    The kisses grew hotter each day. Each lick, each bite tasted of desperation.

    They reminded each other about the audience, invisible but no less real. A hand on the chest, fingers grabbing the chin to stop the lips from pursuing. Stuttered breaths, simmering heat, gritted teeth. Forehead against forehead and noses rubbing together. In the end, it was Derek who smiled at him in placation and pressed the last calming kiss to Stiles’ eager lips. As if they had all time in the world. As if they would be doing it again and again and again, after. As if something real would exist beyond this TV set.

    Yes, Derek kissed him like he wanted it to last. If Stiles was a romantic at heart, he would’ve said it felt like yearning. For what — Stiles didn’t know. There ought to be thousands like him in Derek’s world, while Derek was one in a million.

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    04 Sep 2025

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    Neil can't sleep. Andrew can't feel. High school is going well for the both of them.

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    01 Sep 2025

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    Andrew meets the love of his life while said man is breaking into his car.

    Neil Josten is apparently a resident delinquent, and a ghost. No one knows where he came from, nor do they know where he lives. This is the first time he’s ever gotten caught, and will probably be the only time.

    Andrew never stood a chance.

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    30 Aug 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 75

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    Neil and Jean move into a new apartment where they meet Andrew and Jeremy. As they spend more and more time with their new neighbors, they find themselves falling for them. Too bad they're dating each other... or are they? Anyone wanna bet on it?

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    26 Jul 2025

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    Andrew opened his door to Neil Josten wrestling a cat in his arms and sporting a dried scratch on his eyebrow.

    “What the fuck is that,” Andrew said, staring at the scratch.

    Neil, still struggling with the beast, said, “Your cat, I think.”

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    Andrew has been trying to ignore his new neighbor for months now. Andrew’s cat has been trying something else.

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    07 Apr 2025

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    Neil is on a plane going far and away from his murderous father. He is on a plane with two rival sports teams. The plane is going down.

    Neil is stuck on an island. He is stuck on an island with two rival sports teams, and at least one of those teams is going full Lord of the Flies.

    Neil is fine being stranded on an island. At least he's away from his father. But how do any of these people know how to survive on a deserted island?

    Oh my god, none of these people know how to survive on a deserted island.

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    06 Apr 2025

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    Palmetto State University experiences a category six earthquake. Andrew Minyard, trapped in a crumpled building and waiting for help, suffers through the dark and damp room with another student he can’t see and doesn’t know.

    The other student, as one does in a life-or-death situation, fatalistically begins sharing all his secrets—he hates cookies, he thinks his roommates are kind of annoying, he kissed a girl and he didn’t like it, he grew up with the mob, he has a million dollars, he’s killed a man (well, probably).

    But Andrew and the stranger are eventually rescued and do not die.

    And the stranger in the dark disappears without even a face for Andrew to put to a name.

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    06 Apr 2025

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