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Five years ago, Regulus Black killed himself. Tonight, while out celebrating graduating collage, James Potter runs into him. What does Regulus do? Talk to his brother and explain that he was simply desperate enough to escape as to fake his death or essentially kidnap James with Barty and Evan until they can figure out what to do? The latter, obviously.
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Regulus, after running from a life as a model, finds himself landing on Babylon ranch, owned by the one and only Potter family. Between his estranged brother, the rest of the ranch, and James Potter, who has a white-hot gaze and a restless temperament, Regulus isn’t quite sure where he fits in.
He figures it out eventually, though.
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Bookmarked by Notsoaccidentalcannibal
07 Jul 2025
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“Please, Sirius, be careful.” Remus shouts, watching the prince run off on the sand, his shoes in hand.
“Why, Remus?” Sirius calls back, turning around and smiling at his guard.
“The shore is dangerous.”
“And how could that possibly be true?” Regulus hums.
"This is where the pirates tend to dock themselves, not wanting to get too close to actual docks.”
“I sincerely doubt that there will be any pirates right now.” Regulus shakes his head, jerking his chin towards his brother then gesturing with his hand towards the ocean, “There is no one nearby, we would see a pirate ship.”
James hums, “Pirates are not going to dock their ship in a place that is visible.” He jerks his chin towards where Sirius is running, and Remus nods, “Only cocky pirates will dock themselves at an actual port and take someone there. Pillages happen in the night, and the ship is not to be seen until they leave.”
“Oh Jamie,” says a voice from behind them, “I’m wounded you should say that about us.”
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James and Remus are pirates that went under cover as knights to kidnap the princes. Along the way, they happened to fall in love.
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- Part 9 of Jegulus Bingo 2024
- Part 16 of Fox's Personal Picks
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“Listen, love, you’re not going to be happy about this, but the press is going to love it.” Narcissa, Regulus’s agent as well as cousin, says through the phone.
“That’s a great start to the conversation.” Regulus retorts.
“Oh, hush. So, the musical coordinator has been talking to your brother recently…”
“No. No. Absolutely not.” Regulus immediately shuts down.
“Reggie, listen. Your new movie is so highly anticipated that having The Marauders write a song specifically for it? Everyone will go wild.”
“I don’t care. I don’t want it.”
“Well, it’s not actually up to you. I’m only telling you as a nicety. The Marauders have already agreed.”
or, Regulus is the highest-paid actor of his generation, and when his brother's band agrees to write a song for his film, the brothers are forced to speak to each other again after seven years.
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- Part 1 of blinding lights universe
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Bookmarked by Notsoaccidentalcannibal
11 May 2025
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AAAAARDOCJAPJXDIXJTCPJXG
THE FLUFFFGF, i want to literally S.O.B (hah)
But now that's out of the way, The famous marauders au is just SO GOOD. Finished this way to quickly in my opinion. And the rosekiller? Dorlene? Wofstar? Marylily? Basically all the best ships whisked together into a masterpiece.
MAMA AND PAPA POTTER?! Effie is what i want in life. Give me an Effie and a Monty and i will never need anything more in life.
Love fics with marriage endings, this seriously just scratched all the mental iches I was looking for when filtering for a fic.10/10 would read again. And again. And again.(You get the point)
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It is quite an ordinary story: Sirius finds out James is dating his brother, so he demands James to prove himself.
Except, that they are in a land far, far away. Except, that Sirius is a king, desperate to keep his brother safe. Except, that his brother is so beautiful he has had to endure a youth of danger. Except that should James not be successful in his trials, his life was forfeit.Series
- Part 3 of One Upon a Time on the Marauder's Map
Bookmarked by Notsoaccidentalcannibal
01 May 2025
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Would read this to my future children. (leave out a few things maybe!!)
Need to read it again, and again, and again.
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Captain Remus Lupin had heard ancient pirate Captain Riddle was back from the dead. Captain Regulus Black had been working to kill him once and for all. And Captain Sirius Black was confused about the other Captain Black. What happens when Remus wants to find Regulus and help him finish Riddle off, and Sirius is just along for the ride?
Will they manage to find Regulus on time or is it too late and he's already lost?
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Lupin looked at him for a moment before responding “Well you see… I heard from one of my sources that you might have a list of information, integral to the, so called, mission I’m on right now. I was wondering whether you would let me see it, to see if I’ve missed anything.”“And what, pray tell, is this mission you’re on” asked Sirius, not actually expecting an answer, but Lupin surprised him.
“Finding Captain Black, of course” he answered, looking decisively at Sirius, which was kind of unnerving. “And from what I’ve heard, so are you. If you let me see this list and tell me what you know, I might let you come along in my search, provided you supply your own food and such for the trip.”
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- Part 1 of Pirate Marauders
Bookmarked by Notsoaccidentalcannibal
19 Apr 2025
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Amazing. Pirate marauders is just SO GOOD.
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Rascals and Scoundrels, Villains and Knaves by moonycentral
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Sep 2022
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Sirius and Regulus Black successfully escape their home, only to be thrown into a whirlwind of love, pirates, and more pirates.
fuck jkr <3 muah
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Bookmarked by Notsoaccidentalcannibal
19 Apr 2025
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I cried when this ended—no joke, I absolutely loved it. If you can overlook a few misspellings and small mistakes, PLEASE read this. I might need to hunt down more pirate fics now.
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“Whatever, Rosier. Believe what you want. I couldn’t care less about Potter.” Regulus spat.
“Good. Don’t waste your time. You know as well as I do that The James Potter doesn’t date anyone. He's gorgeous, obviously, but apparently no one here is good enough for him,” Evan scoffed. “Seven years at Hogwarts and the star quidditch player hasn’t found anyone worthy of his presence.”
_____In which Regulus has had a crush on one James Fleamont Potter since he was eleven years old, and James is a lovable, oblivious idiot who platonically kisses people when he's happy/excited. James kisses Regulus in a moment of excitement, chaos and pining ensues.
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Bookmarked by Notsoaccidentalcannibal
31 Mar 2025
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Did not even have the self respect to put this down on a car ride next to my dad. No regrets. And i might have read too many longer fics, bc this felt like a oneshot.
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contrapasso [con · tra · pas · so]
the punishment of souls by a process either resembling or contrasting with the sin itself.The first time they meet is in Copenhagen.
Regulus is on holiday, halfway to drunk off his ass in a dingy back alley pub. He’s never believed in love at first sight—in fact, he thinks it’s a rather ridiculous concept—but the first time he catches sight of him across alcohol-sticky floors and air thick with smoke, Regulus might be persuaded to change his mind.
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Bookmarked by Notsoaccidentalcannibal
28 Mar 2025
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I simultaneously started crying and laughing when this ended. I’m not even kidding. When I saw the end notes, the waterworks were turned on. If you like vampire AUs, read this. It was SO GOOD. If I were to recommend a second Jegulus fic to read, this would be it (looking at you, bestie). As the first one might be a little much.
And the inappropriate use of a house of mirrors? Mwa. Chef’s kiss.
Also, I may need a 300,000-word continuation of those 1,000 years they have together. Like, now. Or preferably, yesterday.
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James and Regulus had been friendly once, and then things changed when Sirius ran away. James is still desperate to save the younger Black, for many reasons. Most of them, he realises, are purely selfish.
Bookmarked by Notsoaccidentalcannibal
03 Mar 2025
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The loss i felt when i saw the fic was ending, painfull. Just more jegulus fluff(i need to branch out, ik) but very adorable and would read again. Maybe. If i can be bothered to re-read anything.
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Twins, Tutors, and Treats by MiriamMT
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marauders - Fandom
19 Oct 2024
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Sirius and Regulus are twins. They prove every magical twins myth correct by excelling in every single subject at Hogwarts - or at least pretend to.
James finds out how they do it and "blackmails" Regulus into tutoring him in potions.
Regulus quickly realises that the only way to get James to concentrate is to give him a little "treat" when he completes a task.Series
- Part 2 of The Regulus & Sirius are Twins Agenda
Bookmarked by Notsoaccidentalcannibal
02 Mar 2025
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I am in desperate need of more black twins fics. The trickery, the small differences, the jegulus fluff. Just- chef's kiss 💋.
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James Potter finds himself with a somewhat stupid dare...he has to attend ballet classes for a full year.
Regulus Black, described as 'one of the best dancers of the generation' just transferred to the Royal Ballet after his very traumatic job at the Paris Opera, which left him with severe depression. He decides to teach an adult ballet class for the extra money, but soon discovers James has a rare talent that he simply cannot overlook.
Regulus becomes determined to help James obtain a soloist role at the Royal Ballet, hopeful that his unrequited crush on him might work out this time.This story presents the beauty and dangers of the ballet world, in hopes that it will bring more attention towards this gorgeous art form and the sacrifices that come along with it.
This fic has A LOT of terminology. Unless you know the terms already some descriptions will not make sense. It has accurate corrections, terminology, variations and an overall realistic perspective of the ballet world.
!!!! THE FIRST CHAPTERS ARE BAD!!!! please be patient and try to read thru the first 5-10 chapters before dropping this fic, I wasn't as good at writing back then TvT
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Bookmarked by Notsoaccidentalcannibal
01 Mar 2025
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⚠️Currently reading, will come back⚠️
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If you had told James Potter 2 weeks ago that he would be touring with Regulus Black, he would’ve admitted you to a mental hospital and then driven himself off a bridge. If you had told Regulus Black the same thing, he would’ve slapped you across the face.
But here they were.
// After not seeing each other for 4 years, James and Regulus are forced to tour Europe together for The Marauders' Insidious Tour.
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Bookmarked by Notsoaccidentalcannibal
01 Mar 2025
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Aaaaa yes, first jegulus fic I read and it got me hook line and sinker. Maybe not the best, but still fucking great none the less.
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“They’re… chaos,” Remus said firmly. “And chaos is—”
“Rock and roll.”
He looked at Sirius sharply, and for once, matched his grin. “Yeah.”
“Maybe that’s my excuse then,” Sirius said. “I cause a bit of chaos now, and maybe one day, it’ll turn into rock and roll.”After losing his mother at age eleven, Remus has spent the better part of the last four years bouncing from school to school or else running around London and pretending as though he wasn't the kind of well-bred boy his father brought him up to be. Now, with his chances all run out, Remus is sent to Hawkings Independent School as a last-ditch effort to clean up his act. There he meets the very people who will set up the rest of his life, and is forced to confront the pieces of himself he'd long thought had been lost.
(genuinely not apologising for the slow-burn in this fic anymore. You've been warned <3)
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- Part 1 of The Cadence Opus
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Bookmarked by Notsoaccidentalcannibal
01 Mar 2025
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Good basis for AU/band AU marauders. A whole lot of iconic wolfstar!!
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LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.
1971 - 1995This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!
PLEASE DO NOT COPY TO WATTPAD. SERIOUSLY, WHY??
Spotify playlist:
https://open.spotify.com/user/htl2006/playlist/3z2NbLq2IVGG0NICBqsN2D?si=Liyl_JKJSx2RUqks3p50kg(Compiled by amazing reader, JustAnotherPerson)
DISCLAIMER: I do not support JK Rowling's disgusting transphobic views.
NOTE: I AM NO LONGER READING OR REPLYING TO COMMENTS ON THIS FIC
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- Part 1 of All the Young Dudes
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Bookmarked by Notsoaccidentalcannibal
01 Mar 2025
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Lovely lovely. Basis for my marauders obsession, may not have all the best ships and headcannons but deserves to be appreciated anyhow!!!
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Remus Lupin comes into Sirius' pub every single Friday night, and Sirius lives for those nights. Except one week he is missing, and Sirius realises he has to do something about it. When Remus returns the following week, he takes Sirius home where he discovers a few things about Remus' past. In the morning he meets Remus' son, and from that moment on, Sirius realises he's exactly where he belongs.
Bookmarked by Notsoaccidentalcannibal
01 Mar 2025
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Usually don't read parent fics. Did not disappoint tho!
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When Remus is ready to throttle the next customer who is rude to him, he ends up meeting Sirius Black, and his entire day is turned round for the better. Especially when it ends in an after work snog.
Bookmarked by Notsoaccidentalcannibal
01 Mar 2025
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The flipped wolfstar disability trope!!! So fucking horrendously cute, lovely, fluffy, adorable.
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Honestly, if someone told him this morning that he’s going to be attacked by a vampire on his way back from the library, rejected half a second later because apparently he’s not delicious enough for the guy’s liking, and then have said vampire concerned about his health – well, he’d tell them to check out the local GP when they next have the chance.
Surely this isn’t normal?
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Bookmarked by Notsoaccidentalcannibal
01 Mar 2025
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Did not think I would fuck with this, but I do. I do fuck.
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"That's why I was here. I was going to stand right here, and I was going to try to convince myself to do it, or not to do it, and– and that night, the whole walk up those stairs, I couldn't– I couldn’t think of a single thing. I couldn’t find a reason not to. It was like my mind was empty, and I was thinking that– that if I got up here and my head was still empty, then I'd do it. That's why I came up here. And then you–” James took a long, shuddering breath. “You were in my spot.” He couldn’t help but laugh. It was a terrible sound.
“That’s why you said that,” Regulus breathed, and it was like it was punched out of him. “You… you were… I thought that was a joke.” His voice was thready. James still didn’t have the heart to look up at him. He felt like he wasn’t really there.
“Everyone did,” he shook his head. “It was always a joke.”
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or, Regulus learns he and James have more in common than he thought
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Bookmarked by Notsoaccidentalcannibal
01 Mar 2025
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The hurt/comfort is doing its thing. Would read again, but suicidal sunshine is fucking sad.
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When Regulus realises he doesn't want to follow the path his mother set out for him, he attempts to seek support with his brother. Sneaking into Gryffindor Tower is easy, but he chooses the wrong bed, and winds up face-to-face with James Potter, his long-time crush, and the person his family blames for corrupting his brother.
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- Part 5 of Jegulus Fest
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Bookmarked by Notsoaccidentalcannibal
01 Mar 2025
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I would crawl into a hole and die. But you go reg! Braver than me...