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till the sun says hello (and then again) by jesusinanastrovan
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV)
22 May 2023
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“Unless,” Deadpool’s voice cuts through the noise in Peter’s head, “you’re not doing this voluntarily. I mean, baby, I can tell you’re new, but have you ever done this before? Do you even want to be doing this?”
The one where Peter works as a stripper to get to the bottom of a mystery at a local nightclub. Deadpool is not happy that this civilian constantly throws himself in harms way, so he protects him. Hijinks and plot ensue.
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08 Oct 2024
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anything by a_cry_in_the_wilderness
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
28 Nov 2022
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Peter wants to do a scene where Wade does whatever he wants to him and Wade loves to give Peter whatever he wants. Read the tags.
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Iron Daddy by DianneRose2016
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
19 Jan 2023
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Peter(15) is given the opportunity of a lifetime when Tony Stark picks him to be his personal intern. With his Aunt May addicted to heroin and her boyfriend beating him, Peter welcomes the escape and the money. He has three more years in that apartment and by the time he turns eighteen he needs to have enough money to get his own place. Thankfully his internship with Tony gives him that money. Only this isn't just your average internship. The attraction between them is instant and Tony is determined to make Peter his sex slave. Peter is not about to say no and he's more than willing to do whatever Tony demands of him. Only he has a much more dangerous game he must play as he tries to hide being Spiderman from Tony and the Avengers, but when Tony discovers the truth, will he allow Peter to keep being Spiderman, or will this be what destroys their new relationship? Peter can never give up being Spiderman, it's who he is, but Tony doesn't know if he can stand by and watch as someone he cares about goes out each night and puts himself at risk. Can their newly formed relationship handle the stress of Peter's alternative life or will it crumble before they ever have the chance to build something real?
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06 Oct 2024
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Wade can't remember how to flirt with normal people. In his desperation he resorts to reading a wikihow article to offer some insight.
Peter is just really confused.
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- 6/6
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05 Oct 2024
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If I'm Crazy... by Mystirium_Inc
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
18 Aug 2023
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“Any chance you’re willing to help me take the stitches out then?” Peter asks, “The wounds already closed, and my healing factor makes them heal over if I don’t take them out quick. Think I can get most of them, but not the ones on my back.”
“Hey, no worries, Petey. I can take ‘em all out. Pulling your own stitches out is a bitch and a fuckin half,” Wade offers, patting the Futon next to him for Peter to scooch closer. When he shuffles up, Wade helps him take the oversized shirt off and starts gently prodding at some of the bigger wounds, all of them practically closed.
Peter felt an unexplained, pleasant kind of nervous energy being this close to Wade. He can feel the heat coming off the merc from this close. Even with the gloves on, the press of Wade's hands makes his heart pick up a bit.
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After a Bank Robbery a la explosives leaves Spidey all banged up, Deadpool helps patch him up. Queue caring best bud, Wade Wilson.
The touch of Wade's scarred hands gets Peter all hot and bothered and he starts to get curious about other ways that skin might feel nice...
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Now with an awesome podfic !
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Deadpool's To Do List by Silver_Simp
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
17 Jul 2023
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To Do:
1. Make breakfast in bed for my little spider
2. Clean up the bathroom!!
3. Bother Petey between his classes <3 (bring him lunch)
4. Bother Weasel too!! (No lunch for him!)
5. Help Jose's nana grocery shop (save some time in case she needs you to clean again)
6. Patrolling with Spidey <3 (<3)
7. Dinner date with the hottest ass in New York
8. Prepare to buy a new bed tomorrow (again lol)Series
- Part 3 of Threads
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Tight Threads by Silver_Simp
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
14 Jul 2023
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Peter Parker has been Spider-Man for a few years now, he's in college and things are going about as well as they usually are.
Struggling to keep up with school, an internship, and vigilante work he apparently needs even more on his plate. The ceramic about to crack from the weight of everything he's trying to balance on it, but surely finding love can fit too. Right?
(Character death is for Deadpool btw)
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- Part 1 of Threads
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04 Oct 2024
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What do You Mean This Isn't Temporary? by Strawberry_alamode
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
05 Sep 2024
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It's been an odd week for Peter. Some random guy is stalking him. It could be worse. It could be Deadpool...
Deadpool has been stalking Peter. He tries to find out why someone would want to stalk a loser twink, and to his surprise, he begins pining for him.
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like a record, baby by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
09 Oct 2022
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“I already have an escape plan,” Deadpool says. He grabs Peter’s wrist, raises it above his head, and then digs his thumb into Peter’s spinneret.
Or: Peter gets bitten by a spider, immediately runs into Deadpool, and later keeps running into him, but as Spider-Man. Also, spinnerets. Okay, mainly: spinnerets.
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stop (don't stop) by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
18 Jan 2022
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Unfortunate circumstances lead to Peter and Deadpool getting tied up in webs together. Deadpool can cut them out, but not without his arm grinding against Peter with every movement.
Peter's determined not to cum.
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careful ass-essment by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Jan 2022
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Wade discovers that Spidey likes to be spanked after thorough research, science experiments, reconnaissance—
Okay, fine. He spanks him once and the realization spurns from there.
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steel and flint by periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Jul 2022
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"Okay, yeah, the First Law of Spider-Man is I don't hurt people, but the equal and opposite Law of Conservation of Deadpool is you don’t get hurt."
“Point of order, there, Webs: I can’t get damaged. I can get extremely hurt. Like, really, very hurt."
Peter swallows. (That’s just a true and sexy fact about my mutant cumslut boyfriend in general, but, more to the point, it's a story beat here.)
“I wouldn't really-very-hurt you,” he says. “Just. You know. Kinda-sorta."
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Wade finds out he can teach an old spider new tricks. Kind of.
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- Part 2 of gunpowder trilogy
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The Only One Who Knows by Vixen13
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
22 Oct 2016
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Peter has lost everyone he loves and is afraid of forming connections anymore. His mental state collapses and the person that helps him through it is the last person anyone wants Peter around.
This is an angsty smut fic full of kinky sex. Read at your own risk! ;-p
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Pay Attention to Me! by PrincessSunflower
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
01 Apr 2016
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Peter won't give Wade the attention he wants. So Deadpool will have to demand it.
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The Spanking by orphan_account
Fandoms: Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
17 Aug 2017
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Peter's been running himself ragged, so Wade decides to fix it. By tying him down and fucking him breathless. Y'know. How you do.
Un-beta'd.
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- Part 3 of Hex'verse Spideypool
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Patience is a Virtue by Bitter_Baristas for Crockzilla
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Mar 2018
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Deadpool is suddenly in front of him, one arm out straight, his palm flat on the door beside Peter’s head. His other hand grips Peter’s chin and forces him to look his Daddy in the eye. “You were a very naughty boy, weren’t you?” He purrs, leaning in to nuzzle Peter’s neck with an affection not matched in his dark tone. “Teasing Daddy with your flirting like a little slut.”
Peter’s thighs tremble and his adam's apple bobs as he gulps. He’d thought Deadpool had forgotten about that and now he’s not sure if he’s glad or terrified that he remembered.
“I’m ready for whatever Daddy wants to do to me.”
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- Part 7 of Spideypool Oneshots
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Bad Ideas by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Nov 2017
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Peter Parker isn’t Spider-Man anymore. No, he left his suit and that life behind after Gwen, Harry and everything else went wrong. He packed his bag and took off, looking for someplace where he won’t see Gwen’s ghost on every corner, someplace where he won’t have nightmares every night.
Wade Wilson isn’t Deadpool anymore. No, he told a client to fuck off when he’d been sent to end someone who… didn’t deserve it So he left, packed his bag and headed for a place where the voices in his head don’t scream at him, where he can find some peace.
When Omega Peter ends up in Alpha Wade’s life, Wade tells him to keep his distance, not to ask about his scars, and to not bother him with his heat. Their arrangement works, each of them living with their own secrets, orbiting around each other but not to each other, until the Alpha starts staring a little too much, and the Omega starts needing some company.
Wade’s past catches up with him unexpectedly and Peter has to come to terms with the Deadpool side of his Alpha and it nearly tears them apart. But Peter still has a secret of his own. And he isn’t sure how Wade will react to that at all.*re-edited and divided into chapters for easier reading!*
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24 Sep 2024
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Love Me Dead by gildedlady
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
02 Oct 2023
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This is, in fact, yet another instance of it being just porn.
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[If It Ain't Your Love] I Want Blood From You by mokuyoubi for JadisRyan
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse)
05 Nov 2020
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Deadpool is hired by Harry Osborn to retrieve Peter Parker. But what seems like a simple job of rounding up an average college student is complicated by the fact the kid has insane luck at miraculously dodging Deadpool's attempts to kidnap him, and also, Spider-Man keeps showing up. Add to the fact that Osborn wasn't as clear about his intentions, and Deadpool starts to wonder if he should be going after Parker, or protecting him.
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22 Sep 2024
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But Today My Heart Swings by bankrobbery
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Deadpool (2016), Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Aug 2017
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“What did I fucking say?!” Deadpool yells from across the room. “‘Don’t go into the drug lord’s sex den without me.’ I was very specific!”