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    When they accidentally cause trouble for the wrong mob boss, Jack and Janet Drake come up with a completely flawless plan: return to Gotham to retrieve their son, fake the deaths of their entire family, then flee to Belgium. Tim can see a number of issues with this, mainly that (1) it's the stupidest thing he's ever heard, (2) his parents are definitely lying to him about something, and (3) Belgium. With all to play for, it's now up to Tim to create a believable narrative and avoid getting caught by any means necessary - even if that means traumatising the odd vigilante or two. He's willing to do whatever it takes to protect his family.

    (But... which family?)

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    A universe where Bruce Wayne is, first and foremost, a dad.

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    25 Dec 2025

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    “He told me he was visiting friends! But apparently he left out the part about taking a spaceship to see them!”

    Jack’s pacing was beginning to wear holes into the carpet.

    “How did he even get his hands on a spaceship? His allowance is only ten dollars a week and he spends most of it on chips and candy!”

    Suddenly, Wayne frowned slightly, the corners of his lips turning down as his brow furrowed.

    “Tim said you stopped giving him an allowance because he was failing Calculus.”

    Jack turned to him, bewildered.

    “Tim’s failing Calculus?”

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    In which Jack Drake does not die in a home invasion and is now, inexplicably, co-parenting his only child with another man. Something Jack would protest if he didn't desperately need him because raising his son was a two-person job.

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    “I will drive,” Damian announces.

    “No.” Jason grabs him by the scruff of his robes before he can squirm away. “Tim’s driving.”

    Damian whirls, eyes bright. “I am perfectly capable-”

    “Yes, Damian, you are, but you’re also too short to reach the pedals.”
    Jason’s honestly surprised he doesn’t get a knife in the gut for that. Tim is wise enough to keep his mouth shut.

    Wise - Jason decides firmly - but also breathtakingly stupid, because he takes two steps away from the truck and almost falls flat on his face when his injured leg gives out.
    Jason catches him, right in time for him to say, “Right. Stab wound. Forgot about that.”

    Jason sighs, casts his gaze to the sky, and mentally apologizes to Bruce. He’s herding cats here. He and Dick weren’t this bad, were they?

    (They were, he knows they were, which just makes this whole fiasco even more annoying.)

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    OR: Damian, Jason, and Tim meet as prisoners of the League of Assassins and make that everyone else’s problem

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    07 Dec 2025

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    Tim gets kidnapped. This is fine, actually.

    (Or: Jason picks Tim up from school in a particularly melodramatic style. It’s for Bruce’s own good, really. He could use the distraction. And if Jason happens to get a new car out of it in the process, well… everyone wins, right?)

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