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    Fairytale/Castle AU 💝 Pining Draco, bookish Hermione.

    Hermione lives a sheltered life behind castle walls, but her desire for adventure sometimes gets her into trouble.

    Draco Malfoy is a member of the Royal Guard, fresh off a highly-decorated stint as an elite soldier. He thinks about Hermione a lot, but that's just because it's part of his job to protect her, right?

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    07 Oct 2025

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    In the middle of a war, Hermione is stuck in the middle of nowhere.
    With Draco Malfoy.
    Without her friends, her magic, or her books, she has only her wits to rely on to survive her plight- to say nothing of her company. They've declared a truce, but somehow Draco keeps slipping past all her defences.

    Stranded together in the wilderness, Hermione and Draco are in for cold nights, endless snark, bad wine, and some interesting scars.

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    01 Oct 2025

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    After years in Azkaban and a brief house arrest, Draco Malfoy was released unto a world clamoring for his presence- which, gave him pause.

    He was of the understanding that the good guys won?

    Without the Dark Lord serving as the nucleus of the resistance, the various factions of evil ran amok, and in turn “the good” was doing its best to fumble the win.

    It all mattered not, to Draco. His future and freedom was unencumbered by any agenda other than abject hedonism. When such revelry grew stale, he had the perfect remedy.

    Death!

    Or so he thought.

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    The Devil Works Hard, or: How Draco Malfoy Finally Did The Right Thing (And Really Shouldn’t He Be Called The Chosen One?) You’re Welcome, World

    [tl;dr - the age old story of a stupid boy who offends, hates, attempts to befriend, yearns for, + finally gets to love Hermione J. Granger - a tale of hilarity and hijinks and murder galore]

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    24 Aug 2025

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    Reasons why being in love with Draco Malfoy is wholly unacceptable:

    1. He is insufferable
    2. He is married
    3. He is her academic rival
    4. Now, unhappily, he is also her colleague, and they are meant to be collaborating
    5. Professional boundaries ought to be observed with colleagues
    5b. Especially when her application for tenure is fully dependent on forging a successful academic collaboration with said colleague
    6. It is not compatible with her five-year plan (see items 1-5 for specifics)

    Hermione has a deeply compelling list of reasons not to be in love with Draco Malfoy. To her dismay, when her department chair at St. Mungo's Medical School forces her into close proximity with Malfoy for the sake of undertaking an alchemy collaboration, she begins to develop romantic feelings she never meant to have.

    Desperate to remedy this lamentable affliction, she invents a potion that can reverse the state of being in love. The only trouble is, she can’t seem to bring herself to take it.

    Or: In which Hermione tries to force quit being in love.

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    03 Aug 2025

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    Polyjuice. Espionage. Danger.

    It’s six years into a brutal war, and there’s one Horcrux left.

    Hermione Granger must go undercover to pose as Astoria Greengrass in the shadowy halls of Malfoy Manor. Hermione will cross any line if it means completing her mission and ending the war—even if getting intel comes at the cost of seducing Draco Malfoy.

    But what will happen when those lines start to blur?

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    10 Jun 2025