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In which the gang go looking for some fun (golf) on the nearest planetoid.
Cat finally meets some ladies and Rimmer gets mistaken for a sex machine. Lister's sex machine.- Language:
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Rimmer wants to kiss Lister and Lister wants to kiss Rimmer.
Thankfully it’s not gay to kiss your bunkmate on New Year’s Eve. It’s just tradition.
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Lister leaves his pillow on Rimmer’s bunk.
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After a small breakdown in the men's room, Rimmer finally realises what is important to him.
Lister.
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- Part 2 of Glory
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“Why would a monster be waiting for Mr Lister in the men’s room?” Asked Kryten, worriedly.
Cat shrugged, cluelessly. “I dunno. He’s got a lot of weird friends.”
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“I was going to take you up to the observation dome, but I guess there isn’t any point in keeping you waiting.” Lister agreed. “It’s been wearin’ a hole in me pocket anyway.”
“Lister? What are you doing?” Rimmer stammered, turning deep red in contrast to his shiny blue holo-uniform.
Ignoring him, Lister pulled the box from his trouser pocket and held it up. “It's a holo-ring.” He explained, opening the box and showing it to Rimmer. “It’s made for holograms.”
The ring shone and flickered as Lister held it out towards Rimmer.
“Marry me, Rimmer.” He said simply.
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Office room conversations by PaperPrince
Fandom Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
12 Jul 2025
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Sweet valentine drabbles about Larry and Cliff.
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Dave Lister has always had a massive fear of tight spaces.
One day when Rimmer and Lister need to access a maintenance shaft, the door closes and locks them inside.
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26 Mar 2026
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Lister makes some babies. Rimmer has trouble dealing with it.
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20 Mar 2026
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Lister has an epiphany three million and thirty-something years in the making.
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20 Mar 2026
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A hand finds the small of his back. Lister tenses. He holds a breath as the hand slides up the back of his shirt.
Warmth. Delightful. And M-Corp hasn’t slapped a label on it? They’ve missed out on a money-maker – that’s all Lister can think as Rimmer’s fingers trickle across him.
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A fic where Lister can't see Rimmer, but Rimmer keeps sadly kissing him anyway.
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15 Mar 2026
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“Look up,” Rimmer stated, voice cracking. He pointed a shaky finger to the roof of the bunk.
Lister’s gaze followed. There, taped to the top of the bunk with way too much Scotch tape, was a singular, very battered sprig of mistletoe that certainly hadn’t been there when he’d gone to sleep. It took Lister’s groggy mind a minute to process what it was, but when he did, he felt an overwhelming wave of fondness come over him. Oh. So that was what Rimmer was thinking.
Lister wakes up in the morning to find Rimmer sitting on top of him, having very strategically hung up some mistletoe for holiday related morale reasons.
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18 Dec 2025