13 Works by PepperVL

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    Halloween night, Aziraphale and Crowley are enjoying time together in their cottage in the South Downs. But they're not alone. A noise in the attic interrupts them and they have to figure out who—or what—has gotten inside their house.

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    67
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    5
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    It's been almost a year since the almost-apocalypse, and Aziraphale and Crowley have been proceeding with business as usual, albeit without the fear of getting caught together by their former superiors. They enjoy lunches and dinners out, strolls through the park... and absolutely never saying a word to the other about how they really feel. An invitation to Adam's Yay We Stopped the Apocalypse party tempts them both to say something, but before either of them can gather the courage, Heaven and Hell make a second attempt at punishment. Can they survive and get away to find their happily ever after?

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    English
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    2,485
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    8
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    50
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    5
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    Crowley should’ve left the injured kitten on the pavement where he found it, that would’ve been the demonic thing to do. But it was right outside Aziraphale's shop, and if the angel had found out Crowley had left it, he would’ve been disappointed in Crowley, which was much worse than anything Hell had threatened when Crowley was in their employ.

    Of course, getting the kitten into the bookshop and taking care of her injuries is only the first step. Now they have to figure out who hurt her. Unfortunately, the only place they can find that answer is in the Earth Observation Files. They just need to slip into Heaven—where they’re both persona non grata—and find the right information. Should be easy, right?

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    English
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    4,084
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    9
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    44
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    7
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    For the Holly Jolly July exchange - a gift for apocalypsenah. I've transformed the DaVinci portraits of Aziraphale and Crowley from the show into a cross stitch pattern.

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    31
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    2
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    Aziraphale could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. He dropped his book while reading and now the spine is cracked. He tripped over the books he’d been inventorying and dropped his cocoa. It was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

    (A retelling of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day starring our favorite angel.)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    25
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    58
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    8
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    The best—and worst—part of being stationed on Earth is having a body. They make it possible to do things like drive fast cars and eat scrummy food, but they’re also prone to injuries that cause aches and pains. Fortunately for Aziraphale and Crowley, the clever humans have come up with non-miraculous ways to deal with them. Massage is especially useful… when they’re willing to let their guard down and allow the Opposition to lend a hand. It’s a bit closer than Heaven or Hell would like them to be, but as the only two field agents stationed full time on Earth, who else are they going to turn to? They can’t exactly complain to a human about pulling muscles while flying. And if sometimes a massage is more an excuse to be in each other’s company than a real need, well, who’s to know?

    -OR-

    6,000 years of slow burn told through massage and camaraderie.

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    English
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    45,201
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    157
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    217
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    2,947
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    A chance encounter with drunken carolers reminds Aziraphale and Crowley of another Christmas two hundred years earlier when they'd been annoyed by the same song. In 1818, Aziraphale had been a woman-shaped being in possession of good fortune living quite scandalously alone in Soho. Crowley had been a gentleman-shaped being who needed to convince his assignment that he was not a potential spouse for the man's daughter. They solve one problem with the other by pretending to be married. Can they pull it off and find a husband for the eligible young lady so Crowley can get on with his temptation?

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    English
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    1/1
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    217
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    35
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    1,506
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    Nearly one year after the almost-apocalypse, Aziraphale is simply existing, holding on to hope that Crowley will return to him. When he discovers the plant he got for the demon is dying, he takes it on a tour of places he and Crowley frequented to convince it to live. Will it be enough to bring Crowley back to him?

    Written for the prompt: A house plant is dying, tell it why it needs to live.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    30
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    200
    Bookmarks:
    35
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    1,886
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    Miami Florida is the tacky city of Crowley’s dreams, the setting of both Golden Girls and Miami Vice. A city so full of sin that claiming even a portion of it would land him in Hell’s less-bad books. It’s Aziraphale’s nightmare, full of loud parties, loud people, and louder fashion. When surprisingly similar missions from Heaven and Hell and a not-at-all-rigged coin toss send the angel to Miami, Crowley can’t think of anything more hilarious than watching Aziraphale fumble his way through Florida culture. Add in another angel, Crowley’s obsession with being cool, a space telescope, a chance encounter with Vanilla Ice, and an alligator, and it’s a disaster waiting to happen.

    Or a hip-hop song with a “borrowed” opening baseline waiting to become weirdly popular, anyway.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
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    10
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    412
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    Ten minutes to showtime and Velma wants to fool around.

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    1/1
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    3
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    187
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    7
    Hits:
    1,813
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    A lack of communication sends the Avengers and MI6 after the same target and lands Hawkeye in the hospital. When the team confronts Bond over his part in Hawkeye's injury, it brings to light a connection none of them could have anticipated.

    Neither Hawkeye nor 007 is very happy about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,633
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    214
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    7,546
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    Clint isn't sleeping well. The other Avengers help.

    Or

    Five times one of Clint's teammates cuddled him and one time they didn't need to (but all did anyway).

    Language:
    English
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    11,290
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    82
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    653
    Bookmarks:
    115
    Hits:
    15,222
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    Jared loves Halloween. Jared loves Jensen. When Jensen gets sick, will Jared give up Halloween to take care of him?

    Language:
    English
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    9,432
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,291

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