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Growing up doesn't exactly come with a handbook. This is a lesson Peter learns the hard way. But at least he has Ned and MJ to help him figure it out. Or try to.
Or the one where Peter, Ned, and MJ make it to college and realize life on their own isn't as easy as their parents made it seem.
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Monkey See, Monkey Don't Do by Pokeydotes for FerretShark
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
25 Dec 2020
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People keep warning Peter that he needs to make good decisions, that he doesn't need to repeat Tony's mistakes. But what happens when Peter isn't the one repeating those mistakes?
Or Peter thinks he's doing a pretty good job with the whole self-care thing. It's Tony everyone needs to be worried about.
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I Was Over in the Bronx! by Pokeydotes
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Mar 2020
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Most people can be reasoned with. Then there's J. Jonah Jameson.
Peter learned a long time ago not to try and reason with that idiot.
Or an MCU take on John Mulaney's "I was over on the bench!" bit...
Spider-Man style
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- Part 2 of The Mulaney Paradigm
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Too Big Too Fast by Pokeydotes for coconutknightshade
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Mar 2020
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Tony and Peter are both certifiable geniuses. Surely they can make a Happy Birthday sign. How hard can it be?
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- Part 1 of The Mulaney Paradigm
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An Exercise in Learning by Pokeydotes for
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
14 Feb 2020
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Tony Stark is a lot of things. A genius, superhero, inventor, smartass....but a parent isn't one of them. So how was he to know what to do with a sick teenager a thousand miles from home?
Or the one where Peter gets all phlegmy and Tony learns there's more to taking care of the kid than just building fancy suits.
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The Mulaney Paradigm by Pokeydotes
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
15 Mar 2020
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A collection of stories depicting Peter Parker and co. in various situations straight out of a John Mulaney skit.
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It's the Little Things, Dude by Pokeydotes
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
17 Jan 2020
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“We have received confirmation that there is a hostage situation in progress at a warehouse compound two hours out of Los Angeles, following a multiple-vehicle pileup on Highway 101 this morning...”
The one in which Stiles has lived to (legal) adulthood and, along the way, become a bit of a badass himself.
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- English
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- 26,105
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19 Mar 2026
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When Robert Parrish bought a gun, Adam knew that was what was going to kill him. It was a sick thought that started as a flickering on an already shitty night, but the more times his dad pulled it on his son and never fired it, Adam knew his luck was running shorter.
Tonight, with Ronan Lynch still sitting at the end of the drive, Adam’s luck runs out.
(title taken from It All Fades Away from The Bridges of Madison County)
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02 Jul 2025
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Five times the cats were part of something important, and one time they weren't.
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- English
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- 1/1
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18 Jun 2025
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In Baltimore, Aaron figures some stuff out.
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- English
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by Pokeydotes
17 Jun 2025
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Four times the nightmares don’t win, and one time they almost do. Post-canon.
Bookmarked by Pokeydotes
15 Jun 2025