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25m Seeking Roommate
Uhm, hi. My name is Quentin. I really need a roommate. Like ASAP. My best friend moved out, she’s going to grad school in Los Angeles. How freaking cool is that? Fuck. Sorry. I’m sure you don’t care. Oh wait. Can you even swear on Craigslist? Is that against the rules or whatever? Anyway, like I said, I desperately need a roommate. I live in a 2 bedroom apartment in Harlem. Your rent would be 900 a month and we’d split the utilities.
Here’s my phone number if you’re interested or want a tour or whatever: (XXX) XXX - XXXX
(pls don’t be creepy)
Edited on May 2nd, 9:32 AM: (Apparently this needs to be said, but being creepy includes sending me dick pics at 2am. Yes, I’m calling you out Dave. You woke up my dog. Fuck you. Oh wait, to everyone else, I forgot to mention I have a pup in my original post? So uh if you’re allergic, you probably won’t wanna live with me. His name is Teddy though and he's very cute!)
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"Is this about him not looking at Potter at all during breakfast today?" Daphne says. "It's the talk of the school- people are already mourning the death of the most legendary rivalry this place has ever seen since Abraham and Joan."
"Wait, that was real?" Greg pipes up, looking stunned, "I thought Roger was taking the piss!"
"Nope! Apparently our dear Draco Malfoy, for the first time since he set foot on Hogwarts grounds, didn't look over at Harry Potter even once during breakfast, dismissed every avenue of taunting that was provided to him and walked away- walked away!- when Potter called him a bastard with no taste not ten minutes ago!”
“Oh, Godric, he’s dying,” Astoria says in tones of complete horror, and Blaise pats her on the arm and nods with all the grimness and sorrow of someone whose friend has been sentenced to the guillotine.Bookmarked by Pretty_and_Devastating
14 Jul 2021
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fly like paper, high like planes by harryromper for herman_the_moth
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Dec 2019
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Harry Potter, Head Coach of the Appleby Arrows, is very content leading a quiet life. He has a doddery old house-elf who makes his breakfast, a team of players who love Quidditch almost as much as he does, and a Kneazle that curls against his damaged leg at the foot of his bed at night. The absolute last thing he needs is a fit, tattooed, and wildly talented Draco Malfoy back from living his life on the margins. Soon he’s dealing with goblins for the first time since the war, traveling to Prague, eating dodgy squid, and maybe, just maybe, accepting that Quidditch, Malfoy, and even Harry himself are still capable of change.
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13 Feb 2021
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Christmas With Draco by dracogotgame for cremebunny
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Dec 2013
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Harry tries to give a two year old Draco the best Christmas ever.
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11 Feb 2021
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Gryffindors Never Kiss and Tell by FeelsForBreakfast
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Mar 2020
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The gang realizes that everyone has kissed Harry except Draco. Draco proceeds to do a terrible job of pretending he doesn’t want to kiss him too.
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14 Jan 2021
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It’s been four months since Harry lost his memory. Four months of dead ends and no answers. With time running out until his memories are gone for good, Harry agrees to a course of Legilimency therapy with a renowned specialist: Mind Healer Draco Malfoy.
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