11 Works by ProbablyImpossible
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Equum Mortuum Verberare by ProbablyImpossible
Fandoms: Ghost (Sweden Band), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
25 Aug 2025
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Umamusume. They were born to run. They inherit the names of horses—or, in rare cases, Satanic anti-popes—from another world, whose histories were sometimes tragic and sometimes wonderful. That is their fate.
Cardinal Copy is Ministry Racing Club's star uma—for now. Today she's running against Vee Perpetua, who is all set to become the Ministry's *new* star. But Cardi’s not going to lose; she won't be replaced. She'll do whatever it takes to win.
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Instead of leaving both of her twins with Marika, Sister Imperator entrusts her second child to other friends; three mysterious women whose blood-soaked parties are simply to die for. Together they form a strange—but happy—little family.
But tragedy strikes in the form of a vampire-hunting priest, who finds a girl with mismatched eyes among the ashes of his latest job. The priest brings her into the care of the church, and helps her the only way he knows how: by teaching her to slay evil in God's name.
And so the girl grows up to become a vampire-hunter herself. But she is haunted by a sense of wrongness that she can't describe. When a vampire surfaces with connections to her past, she finds herself pushed into a crisis of faith, and of identity. Can she really keep the darkness at bay forever?
Or… was it always in his blood?
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Frater Imperator inherits the Ministry's secret ritual for creating ghouls, and decides to summon one to be his own personal secretary. It is a great idea with no downsides or complications whatsoever and definitely will not uncover any kind of cosmic horror lurking beneath his feet.
Meanwhile, Terzo wakes up from the Big Sleep to find that *he* is Copia's new ghoul. How did this happen? Why? And is it possible to turn himself human again? At least Omega is still around to help him find out.
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A Very Terzopolitus Yule by ProbablyImpossible for Robot_Rad
Fandoms: Ghost (Sweden Band)
07 Jan 2025
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Terzo is not going home for the holidays this year. Nec can't bear the the thought of leaving him all alone for Yule. So he's going to make sure Terzo gets plenty of Satanic winter cheer---whether he wants it or not.
Gift for the Satanic Ministry of OCs' secret santa exchange.
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"Could I perhaps … meet you tomorrow for dinner?”
Nec nodded. “Of course. How about Antonio’s? For old times’ sake.”
Terzo gave an amused snort, then nodded. “Sure. For old times’ sake.”
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After a concert in Kraków, Papa Emeritus encounters a familiar face. They both can't help but reminisce.
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Signs & Wonders by ProbablyImpossible
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966)
31 Jan 2024
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Tuco made a hasty sign of the cross. “Blondie, y- you…” he stammered. “You have…”
“What?” Blondie could feel Tuco’s panic spreading to him. His stomach twisted with apprehension. “What do I have?”
Tuco hesitated for a moment, biting his lip. Then he spread his arms. “Wings!” he said. “Great big white feathery wings!”
Series
- Part 2 of Dollars Fandom Event '24
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Meetings by ProbablyImpossible
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966)
29 Jan 2024
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"Tuco had wives all over, it followed that he had kids all over, too. But he'd never met one before."
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- Part 1 of Dollars Fandom Event '24
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In the Shadow of Death by ProbablyImpossible
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966), Per qualche dollaro in più | For a Few Dollars More (1965)
18 Jan 2024
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After the gunfight at Sad Hill, Tuco is left stranded in the desert once again. Only this time he's not alone; Angel Eyes is back from the dead with a taste for human flesh, and what’s worse, he has Tuco’s half of the gold. To get it back, Tuco will have to team up with a bounty hunter named Douglas Mortimer and his old partner Blondie, who seems to know an awful lot about creatures of the night. Putting aside their differences for the sake of Tuco’s money, the unlikely trio of monster-hunters find themselves getting closer to each other than they probably should, even as their quarry leaves a trail of blood and destruction in his wake.
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Crush by ProbablyImpossible
Fandoms: Per qualche dollaro in più | For a Few Dollars More (1965)
09 Jan 2024
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A story about the End of the Wild West; or, Prophet sees two trains explode on his one-hundred-and-fourth birthday.
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- Part 3 of Dollars Fandom Event '24
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The (Unexpected) Return by ProbablyImpossible
Fandoms: Hornblower (TV), Hornblower - C. S. Forester, Forever (TV)
25 Mar 2018
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Henry Morgan has had many strange experiences in his long life. But even he never expected a case involving an old sailing ship to reunite him with someone he thought was lost forever. Similarly, Horatio Hornblower never imagined death could result in time travelling and awkward family reunions. Either way, Jo's gonna need a stiff drink.
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Sail and Salinity by ProbablyImpossible
Fandoms: Hornblower - C. S. Forester, Hornblower (TV), Blackadder
10 Feb 2018
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Returning home to sudden fame and fortune after his escape from France, Horatio Hornblower is taken to London for a meeting with the Prince Regent. What should be a deep honor and a fantastic experience quickly sours, however, when he encounters the prince's sardonic butler and his dogsbody.
Set at the end of "Flying Colours." The title is because Blackadder is super salty.