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Equum Mortuum Verberare by ProbablyImpossible
Fandoms: Ghost (Sweden Band), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
25 Aug 2025
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Umamusume. They were born to run. They inherit the names of horses—or, in rare cases, Satanic anti-popes—from another world, whose histories were sometimes tragic and sometimes wonderful. That is their fate.
Cardinal Copy is Ministry Racing Club's star uma—for now. Today she's running against Vee Perpetua, who is all set to become the Ministry's *new* star. But Cardi’s not going to lose; she won't be replaced. She'll do whatever it takes to win.
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Instead of leaving both of her twins with Marika, Sister Imperator entrusts her second child to other friends; three mysterious women whose blood-soaked parties are simply to die for. Together they form a strange—but happy—little family.
But tragedy strikes in the form of a vampire-hunting priest, who finds a girl with mismatched eyes among the ashes of his latest job. The priest brings her into the care of the church, and helps her the only way he knows how: by teaching her to slay evil in God's name.
And so the girl grows up to become a vampire-hunter herself. But she is haunted by a sense of wrongness that she can't describe. When a vampire surfaces with connections to her past, she finds herself pushed into a crisis of faith, and of identity. Can she really keep the darkness at bay forever?
Or… was it always in his blood?
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Frater Imperator inherits the Ministry's secret ritual for creating ghouls, and decides to summon one to be his own personal secretary. It is a great idea with no downsides or complications whatsoever and definitely will not uncover any kind of cosmic horror lurking beneath his feet.
Meanwhile, Terzo wakes up from the Big Sleep to find that *he* is Copia's new ghoul. How did this happen? Why? And is it possible to turn himself human again? At least Omega is still around to help him find out.
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A Very Terzopolitus Yule by ProbablyImpossible for Robot_Rad
Fandoms: Ghost (Sweden Band)
07 Jan 2025
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Terzo is not going home for the holidays this year. Nec can't bear the the thought of leaving him all alone for Yule. So he's going to make sure Terzo gets plenty of Satanic winter cheer---whether he wants it or not.
Gift for the Satanic Ministry of OCs' secret santa exchange.
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"Could I perhaps … meet you tomorrow for dinner?”
Nec nodded. “Of course. How about Antonio’s? For old times’ sake.”
Terzo gave an amused snort, then nodded. “Sure. For old times’ sake.”
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After a concert in Kraków, Papa Emeritus encounters a familiar face. They both can't help but reminisce.
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Dollars Fandom Event '24 by ProbablyImpossible
Fandom: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966), Per qualche dollaro in più | For a Few Dollars More (1965)
31 Jan 2024
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“My family is in a cult,” he finally said.
Veronika’s reply was instant. “Your Roman Catholic family? Well, yes.”
“Not them.” V rubbed his face. “My birth family.”
// An ex-yu drag king gets a job offer. Ghost gets a new frontman.
/ V's return to the Ministry, the fic.Bookmarked by ProbablyImpossible
28 Jul 2025
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V enters the ministry fresh out of the Catholic church to discover that things are not as Sister advertised.
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16 Jul 2025
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A young man joins the Clergy on a dare from his friends, and quickly finds himself in over his head.
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15 Jun 2025
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This was, probably, the second time it dawned on him, the fact that she passed away. But this time, it felt hollow and silent and raw.
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About Copia, promoted to Frater Imperator, facing the new prospect.
Alone.Bookmarked by ProbablyImpossible
17 May 2025
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Cardinal Copia has to travel for 'important clergy business,' and Cirrus isn't invited.
She is very, very normal about this.
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15 Mar 2025