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three card spread by Nomette
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
07 Jan 2018
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"Jojo," Kakyoin says, and glances sideways at him. "It’s good to see you again. Thank you for killing DIO."
It’s such a strange thing to say. DIO’s name doesn’t belong in this crowded classroom, stuffed in with Jotaro’s sighing classmates and ancient textbooks. The word doesn’t even belong in Kakyoin’s mouth; the Kakyoin Jotaro knew wasn’t one for trite sentiments. He has to know that Jotaro didn’t kill DIO for him. He didn’t even do it for his mother or his grandfather, even if the two of them were what propelled him towards the fight. He did it for himself.
"He really pissed me off," Jotaro says.
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Jotaro returns from Egypt, gets his ass kicked, fights enemy stands, and falls in love.Series
- Part 1 of postwar remix
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03 Oct 2026
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Negative Reinforcement by stargazelynx
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
03 Feb 2025
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Tenmei Kakyoin and Jotaro Kujo have conflicting feelings about each other as classmates.
So instead of beating each other to a bloodied pulp, they opt for an alternative.
This takes place before the canon events of Stardust Crusaders.
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01 Oct 2026
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Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan - Episode 28: Desert Rose by arenathesia
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
25 May 2022
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Jotaro spent more time than he was comfortable with thinking about Stands. He knew people his age wished for the simpler time of their childhood, dreaming of days when they didn’t have to worry about work or taxes. But for him, on top of taxes and grad school, he had to worry about things like wondering if Stands could send people to alternate realities. He was so sure he was in one, after all, when he passed by the bookstore and saw a poster of Kakyoin on the front window.
(Rohan really needs to learn when and where to use Heaven's Door.)
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28 Sep 2026
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I Only Know How To Live If It Is For You by In_Much_Stress
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 Jun 2020
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Jolyne Kujo is many things, but dumb is certainly not one of them. She can read the words her father doesn't say.
[Jotakak Week 2020, Day Seven, Third Prompt: Beach/Ocean]
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- Part 20 of Jotakak Week 2020
- Part 24 of Just A Random Playlist
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07 Sep 2026
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Landslide by lazyserendipity
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
19 Jun 2023
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Kakyoin felt like he had been electrocuted. He opened and closed his mouth for several seconds before he managed to summon words. “A baby? The important mission is to babysit? While there’s a murderer running around?”
“Babysitting implies a short-term job consisting of only a few hours. You’ll be more like a nanny. This will be long-term, and you’ll live with them.”
Kakyoin scoffed. “This is an insult!”
The director looked vaguely annoyed. “I have no doubt that this may be one of the hardest missions you have ever had.”
“Look, I get that she's a stand user, but how is looking after a baby my hardest mission yet?”
“Because the invisible baby is just the tip of the iceberg. You will also be looking after Dr. Kujo’s daughter.”
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Another murderer is terrorizing Morioh, and Kakyoin is assigned by the Speedwagon Foundation to watch over and protect the children of the two men responsible for sending him home from Egypt. After holding a grudge for over a decade, he must learn to get along with Jotaro and Mr. Joestar again.
That is, if he can survive looking after Jolyne and Shizuka.
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20 Aug 2026
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Born Under Punches by Skysquid22
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
06 Jun 2022
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In a period of 50 days, Jotaro struggles against himself, makes a new friend, and falls in love.
The new transfer student, Kakyoin, brought drama to a school starving for it. His arrival put new targets on his back and girls fawning over his red hair, but beyond all that he made Jotaro feel strange. After all, photographic memory and an overwhelming acuteness for precision weren't things that popped up naturally out of nowhere. Kakyoin's ghost probably had something to do with it and nothing to do with Jotaro understanding how the girls felt.
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16 Aug 2026
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Sea Salt Sweet by Skysquid22
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
14 Feb 2021
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“I’m not pouting,” Jotaro met his eyes and the entire class faded away. For a moment, it was just the two of them, “you’re just weird.”
“You like that I’m weird.” Kakyoin finished triumphantly and Jotaro couldn’t argue with that at all. Kakyoin was such a strange and sadistic person and he liked him a lot. Possibly because of that. They kept staring at each other. Kakyoin looking like he had won the back and forth and Jotaro, looking right back, hoping he wasn’t transparent.
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On Valentine's Day, Jotaro and Kakyoin end up at school getting swamped with boxes of chocolates and love confessions. All that love turns out to be inspiring.
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14 Aug 2026
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Sugars' Only Sweetness by emeraldo-trash (Em_doll)
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
20 Sep 2016
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Things had been going along just fine, pretending not to have feelings for his stupidly, gorgeous best friend, just fine. Kakyoin had been content to keep these feelings to himself, but then the beautiful idiot had to throw a wrench into his careful plans, destroying any chill or restraint the redhead possessed. Typical.
In which; Jotaro ruins a perfectly fine walk home with his embarrassing self.
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12 Aug 2026
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Bizarre and Improbable by WyvernQuill
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
07 Sep 2021
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"Take it." He says, holding out the glass shoe, clutching it so hard the sharp edges cut deeply into his skin. "And find your-"
Kakyoin's voice cracks and breaks.
"...your Love." He finishes, pushing it into Jotaro's hands and jerking his own away before their fingers can brush.For five generations, the royal children of the Joestar line have let the magical tradition of the Glass Ball decide their spouses, marrying whomsoever the spell chooses - to great success, so far.
Now Crown Prince Jotaro is set to wed the girl in the glass slippers, his alleged One True Love, and Guard Captain Kakyoin Noriaki is supposed to be happy for him; which would be so much easier if he weren't irrevocably in love with the man...- Language:
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12 Aug 2026
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Cherries and Butterflies by WyvernQuill
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
04 Apr 2021
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"Good morning, Jolyne." Tenmei-san smiled, politely as you please. "I'm afraid we've met under false pretence - it couldn't be helped. Let me put things right, and re-introduce myself."
A slight bow.
"My name is Kakyoin Noriaki." He said. "And I am…"
A moment of hesitation, something oddly fragile flitting across his face - perhaps the first genuine emotion he'd ever exhibited in her presence.
"...an old friend of your father's."Jolyne blinked.
"Bullshit," she said, and aimed a kick at his head.
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Or: In which Jolyne Kujo acquires a prison sentence, a stand, and a handful of friends in quick succession - not to mention a wise, old, cherry-obsessed mentor, who may or may not be in love with her dad. Ew.
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- Part 1 of Cherries, Stars and Butterflies
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08 Aug 2026
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CEO Sunday has been receiving an increasing amount of death threats, so he accepts his sister's recommendation for a bodyguard on a temporary seven day basis.
Gallagher has no right to look the way he does, and Sunday is determined to hate him.
Naturally, Sunday loses.
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- Part 1 of The Angel and the Stray
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15 Apr 2026
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a mighty ocean or a gentle kiss by merthurlin
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Sep 2020
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It is a weird thing to wake up and realise that for the first time in 800 years, you are no longer in love. Hua Cheng felt it even before he opened his eyes, could taste it in the back of his throat. Even the air around him felt different: stale, and with a strange odour to it. With his eyes still closed, he took stock of his other mental facilities, and it all came back in order, except—
Except that for the first time in 800 years, he thinks of Xie Lian and feels nothing.
(in which Hua Cheng's devotion gets stolen, and no one is happy about it.)
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07 Feb 2026
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Write It on My Neck by diamondbruise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Aug 2022
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Sure, he could ad-lib this. Wei Wuxian nodded. “The agreement. Yes, the agreement! Where I…don’t call you handsome?”
The man stared again. “You do not need to call me ‘husband’, either."
Wei Wuxian nodded seriously, though inwardly, he was kind of shocked. What kind of a marriage was this?
or, wwx transmigrates into an a/b/o universe where he is lwj's spouse
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17 Jan 2026
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—Friends. Till had never realized how bitter that word could sound in his head.
It had been four years since they started dating. Thrice as long since he had known Ivan. Half a year since they’d broken up.
Till thought he was getting better at moving on, really—until Ivan shows up at his apartment door in the dead of the night.
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01 Mar 2025
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exit signs (& mark the page) by crevices for hot_island_songs
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
14 Feb 2025
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When Till looks up at him, he’s smiling. It’s an awful smile—the kind of practiced smile that is so blatantly fake that Till feels a little upset just looking at it.
Despite himself, he reaches out. Sets his fingers lightly against Ivan’s jaw. “Stop that,” he says.
Ivan blinks at him. “Stop what?”
“That. You were smiling at that stranger at the bar like that, too.” Till lets his hand drop to his side. “I know you don’t mean it.”
In which Till is the lead vocalist for a rock band, and Ivan—childhood friend, turned stranger—is a little more than just a fan.
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28 Feb 2025
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Till stumbles into the studio, banging out the track right then and there. No retakes, no second thoughts; one clean pass. The sun is rising by the time he posts it on Instagram. He captions it: To a certain plagiarizing motherfucker who should know better.
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20 Feb 2025
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Who’s Ivan?
Till blinks twice. Who the hell is Ivan?
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Till gets amnesia; Ivan gets a roommate.
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15 Feb 2025
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fixed action patterns of pet humans by yamscooper for Arridis
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
14 Feb 2025
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If Till was predisposed to run, Ivan was predisposed to bite and tear into the nearest living creature with his teeth, himself included. "We grew up together," is what Till settles on, lamely. "We can't be separated now."
Ivan barks out a laugh. "Suddenly you're sentimental?"
Understanding his relationship with Ivan would be so much easier if Ivan would fucking help.
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15 Feb 2025
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24 Jan 2025
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Till runs a hand through his hair again, harsher this time. “Can you focus? Have you done anything lately? Did you piss someone off? Did you—did you get cursed?!”
“Curses aren’t real, Till.”
The shade of green on Till’s face grows more prominent. “You are breaking into one million pieces. Don’t fucking tell me that curses aren’t real.”
(Ivan starts to fall apart. Literally. There's a piece of his ear on the floor.)
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29 Dec 2024