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Trouble is brewing on the Hermitcraft server, and the King and the Royal Architect fear an uprising.
Good news: they have the mastermind behind the rebellion in custody.
Bad news: he is refusing to talk.Bookmarked by ProblematicProblems
09 Sep 2022
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The Cut-Tongue Sparrow by Aard_Rinn
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
12 Aug 2025
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Tommy claws his way out of the Dream SMP tooth and claw - carves through the walls keeping him in and takes a leap.
He doesn't wind up where he expected - and there are a lot of differences between Dream SMP and Hermitcraft.
Tommy's a fighter, though. He'll be fine.
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- Part 1 of Hermit!Tommy Crossover AU
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01 Sep 2022
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Who knew a simple day-one villager-breeder could set off such a steamy start to the season?
And it's not just the classic Hermits getting in on the action.Maybe Xisuma shouldn't have started rebuilding it right away. But he always worked best with an audience, right?
Right. DerpSuma strikes again.Bookmarked by ProblematicProblems
11 Jul 2022
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Cause Baby I'm Your David, And You're My Goliath by Anonymous
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
10 Aug 2022
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"You're rutting?"
Dumb question. Obvious answer. Grian asks anyway, and Scar's mouth becomes all teeth, blunt, but shining in the dim light. His effort to keep his tone light is waning, but valiant.
"Not yet. Great time for you to walk that lovely everything-you've-got-going-on right back up those stairs before I do something regrettable."
Rut's rougher than heat. Scar, to make matters worse, is red. He's definitely got something right prefacing anything smelling like that, especially at the start, with a warning. Here's the thing, though. Scar's helped Grian with his heat, and named a llama Pizza, and has dark brown hair falling into his face and is chiseled like a greek statue and smells like heaven in hell, looking worried out of his mind beneath the pretty red dusting his cheeks. Grian steps down the stairs and approaches Scar, making to grab his shoulders as if to drag Scar with him.
"Come on, we're not doing this down in the mines."
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11 Jul 2022
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When Scar burns down the ranch, Tango flies into a Rage, a form of blazeborn 'beserker' mode that allows them to protect their nests and mates more fiercely. But with team Rancher on their yellow name, murder isn't an option. Can Jimmy take the brunt of his Rage to keep them safe?
He certainly wants to try.FIC BASED ON MINECRAFT SKINS AND PERSONAS, IN MY HOUSE WE DON'T SHIP REAL PEOPLE
This work is unbeta'd and barely proofreadSeries
- Part 1 of The thrill of the Double Life
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11 Jul 2022
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In which Impulse and Bdubs do as newlyweds are wont to do; Ren evangelises to Bigb about the benefits of mutual masturbation; Jimmy discovers an effective method for calming Tango down; Joel discovers the exceptionally enjoyable dangers of antagonising Etho; Cleo and Martyn do a bit of long-distance relationship negotiation; Scar sends Grian down memory lane to a different world entirely; and precisely nothing changes between Pearl and Scott.
(Seven short drabbles about the soulmate duos discovering that it's not only pain that transfers over, in approximate order of how well they handle it.)
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11 Jul 2022
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The thing that bothers Scott the most is the yellow feather on a chain around Tango's neck - it looks like Jimmy's feather, so of course he wants it. (He promises he's over Jimmy, he just...wants to annoy the other man). He's not expecting Jimmy to transform into a completely different person when Scott tears the necklace from Tango's neck, and he's not expecting what follows.
To be fair, he sorta deserves it.
or discord made a headcanon where jimmy gives tango a feather as engagement, and scott takes it away. jimmy proceeds to be the scariest and most op mfer on the server. as he deserves
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11 Jul 2022
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how's the marriage, moss boy? by WinterEnchantress
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
09 Jul 2022
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Now that they're married, Bdubs keeps expecting Impulse to finally kiss him - he's waited long enough, thank you very much! But Impulse just keeps blushing and running away, and Bdubs is frustrated so he goes to his best confidant - Grian.
Grian can't say anything, because he's almost-divorced with his own soulmate, so Bdubs can rant and complain as much as he wants.
Or so Bdubs thinks.
or ryan made brain go brrr and now impulse is pining for bdubs who also pines for him, and grian and scar are cute. i try to be funny
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11 Jul 2022
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poppy/fltwt do not interact.
The LoH was a disaster in every possible way, but maybe there is someone in the background tired of seeing two dorks pine after one another.
Billzo makes a decision, Tommy finds his heart can hurt to unimaginable degrees, and Ranboo has been resigned since the start. Thank God Bill makes good choices when it comes to the people he cares about.AKA: Tommy and Ranboo are in love and stubborn, Bill records part of a conversation and sends it to who needs to hear it -in the process giving up on his feelings towards Ranboo- and a conversation that's been long overdue finally happens.
(There's not as much Billzo in the story as the summary might imply)
poppy/fltwt do not interact.Bookmarked by ProblematicProblems
11 Jul 2022
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Sam had settled into his job at the Ritz nicely. For example, no one there cared that his birth certificate listed him as Samantha and female and accepted him as Sam and male easily. It's a job he really loves, not least because his supervisor is possibly the nicest person to roam the Earth.
Sam also may be the first waiter in all of history to find out why the wine bottles fill up again when Aziraphale and Crowley have dined there.
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He discreetly cleared away the empty bottles on the table and went to put them in the recycling, same as he always did.
Jim stopped him. “Not those bottles, son.”
“But they’re just empty bottles, Jim. Nothing left.”
“I know. But trust me. Cork them and put them back on the shelf, especially if those two ordered more than four bottles total.”
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09 Jul 2022
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Jo Barton had never planned to become a vicar. She had definitely never planned to become a vicar of a motley cluster of rural churches. But here she was, in the middle of the beautiful, peaceful, picturesque South Downs.
Didn’t mean she had to like it though.
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- Part 7 of The Tales of Eden Cottage
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09 Jul 2022
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She was almost lost to the void, but Rose held on just long enough to stay with her Doctor, to continue their adventures through time and space. But despite the near loss bringing the Doctor and her closer together, Rose is uncertain about the smart, beautiful Martha Jones joining them, or the obvious crush she has on the Time Lord.
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- Part 1 of Run With You
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07 Jul 2022
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Most hermits eventually leave, move on to better things. One hermit in particular has left much more permanently.
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- Part 9 of Omegaverse
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04 Jul 2022
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“He's good for you,” Ren says suddenly, and Mumbo raises an eyebrow.
“What, Poultry-Man?”
“No,” Ren clarifies, waving one hand as if to dispel the thought. “Grian.”
Mumbo lets out a breath through his nose. The bracelet is doubled over itself, and he rolls it between two fingers. “I thought we had been over this, Ren, we’re not -”
“Not dating, I hear ya,” he finishes, and gives Mumbo a wolfish smile. (It feels a little wane, though maybe that’s his imagination.) “But you could be.”
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14 Jun 2022
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“So… Mumbo is married.”
“Yep.”
“To Grian.”
“Uh huh.”
“That we thought he’d broken up with.”
“Yes.”
“And we thought Grian married someone else the same day.”
“Yeah, that’s right.”
“Because Mumbo replied ‘Grian is no longer my boyfriend’ when we asked how his boyfriend was doing in preparation for the move.”
“Got it in one.”
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13 Jun 2022
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In which Mumbo's friend would make a really good addition to Hermitcraft, really, despite the paranoia and the traumatic backstory he doesn't want to elaborate on.
Or: Three times Xisuma met with a Hermit, tea optional.
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- Part 1 of Still the Echoes Give Us Light
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07 Jun 2022
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One National Hero to Another by TheSovereigntyofReality
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Dracula & Related Fandoms
05 Aug 2018
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There were enhanced in Romania.
They reacted to Captain America, the Winter Soldier, the Falcon, and the Black Panther tearing up their capitol city very quickly.
Steve's in for a nasty shock.
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05 Jun 2022
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Something Smart to Do by kianspo
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
01 May 2018
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In which Jim finds himself fake-married to his first officer every other month. It's not his fault. Mostly. Dowries and Klingons are involved. Starfleet is decidedly not amused.
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26 Apr 2022
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It's McCoy's party, and he'll
crywallow in self-pity if he wants to.Bookmarked by ProblematicProblems
21 Apr 2022
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Of Androgens and Things by suyari
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
28 Jul 2014
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The Enterprise makes first contact with an undocumented race who give the captain a gift no one was expecting.
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21 Apr 2022