17 Works by Pthirus
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It Takes Dying Twice to Realise You’re in Love by Pthirus
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 Aug 2026
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What’s in a Name anyway? Dottore muses while he dies. Zandik, for all it’s worth, belongs to a bygone past.
So why is it that their human names seem to make Dottore’s chest tighten.
Emotions buried under hundreds of years surface in his last moments, bringing him back to a drunken memory.
A memory of love, that he really thought he had wiped from his mind centuries ago.
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Have you ever fallen in love with a statue?
Sandrone hasn't either. Probably. Definitely. But if the statue comes to life, what are you meant to do? Not kiss it?
A thief breaks into Sandrone's house in search for anything he can get his hands on to pawn off for some cigars and gin. It was meant to be easy! And it was...until the ivory statue comes to life, and crushes him to death...
Said statue has some explaining to do.
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"Finger-Fuckin Good" by Pthirus
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
26 May 2026
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WARNING: VERY OOC. LOLL. Read it for some laughs or some ickies you didn't know you had. I don't know Yoshikage Kira, but I wanted to write a crack fic and so I asked someone to make a ship - which ended up being Yoshikage x Hands/Fingers. And what better party than Sukuna, whose fingers are the centre of this three seasoned peak anime.
There was also a word count limitation lol, chapter 1 could only have 2 words, chapter 2 could only have 300, and chapter 3 could only have a 150. I exceeded the limit, but by an amount I believe most university professors wouldn't penalise a student for.
I have a genshin oneshot in the works! So hopefully I end up finishing that instead of more random crack fics.
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If Maths was a Dommy Mommy Intellectually Degrading You. Signed, A College Student With Zero Talent for Math but a Penchant for Pain.
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- 667
- Chapters:
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Intellect and Depravity, or the Depravity of Intellect by Pthirus
Fandoms: Dialogues - Plato, Plato's Republic - Fandom, Republic of Plato
21 May 2026
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What is Justice? I don't know, Glaucon definitely doesn't know, considering he's getting railed in public by our favourite little shit Socrates.
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Reimagining Socratic Dialogue by Pthirus
Fandoms: Dialogues - Plato, Republic of Plato, Plato's Republic - Fandom
21 May 2026
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Except it's crack, because Plato's Republic deserves to be its own fandom for making the sassiest, snarkiests, most hilarious fictional character to date. I present: Socrates being Socrates, in other words- a self-righteous asshole.
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- 847
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- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 14
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Unreliable Narrator!Hu Tao and her obsession with her "angel" Yanfei.
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I present: Genshin but in Cardverse! No Hetalia characters, only Genshin Impact. Featuring a psychotic Yanfei and Hu Tao, and their toxic relationship.
Written in a fragmented form.
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Shorter YanTao fics.
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Hu Tao and Yanfei are detectives and board the pearl galley ship but disguise themselves. Yanfei is a Futa, for smut's sake and no other reason.
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- English
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- 1,368
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 13
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- 379
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In the forests of the night, Yanfei and Hu Tao venture off into the woods on a date before Yanfei gets called into work.
Continuation of "Death Tango for Souls" except it's an extract from a middle chapter. But shall serve as fluff for now.
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- English
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- 1,225
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 44
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Hu Tao accused of murder while attempting to keep the vengeful spirits at bay. Yanfei is the detective on the case, but gets roped into more than she would have hoped.
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Death is Music to the Ears of the Weak by Pthirus
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
21 May 2026
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Sigma Appreciation...except it's him dying. A little angsty. No Beta, We Die Like Men.
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- English
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- 1,200
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
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- 42
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Military AU where Zhongli is a commanding officer, and Childe is a solider infiltrating the army under the orders of the Tsar. Not that context really matters.
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- English
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- 2,187
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 18
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- 285
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A Little Essay. On Hegelian Ethics and Shelley's Frankenstein, with a Side Dish of Douglass
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- English
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- 1,300
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 4