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Something To Sink Your Teeth Into by Purgatory_Porter
Fandoms: Legends of Avantris (Web Series)
02 Oct 2025
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The source of the shrieking is a human man that Frost more or less recognises as a carny. John. Jim? Something like that. The reason for the shrieking is very familiar to Frost – Gricko – in a very unfamiliar situation – hanging from the man’s forearm by his teeth.
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Tavish Finnegan DeGroot is good with his hands. It's part of the territory that comes with being a Demoman.
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Heartshot (Or, How not to fall out of love with your best mate) by Purgatory_Porter
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
07 Jun 2025
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This’ll pass, Sniper tells himself. Give it a few weeks. He’ll keep his head down and focus on his work, and whatever lust or puppy-dog affection he feels for Tavish will fade away with neglect. Sniper is a master of killing inconvenient feelings. Blokes what bludgeon their wives to death with a golf trophy, they have feelings. Professionals have standards.
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"No pets. They befoul the ship."
Ivan gets Fang (and by extension, the crew) a new puppy. Ed learns to live with it, while Ivan and Fang learn to live with Ed. -
Then suddenly you know, you're never going home by Purgatory_Porter
Fandoms: Hades (Video Game 2018), The Odyssey - Homer
10 Sep 2022
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He’s back in the now.
That’s right. Odysseus is gone. Odysseus is what he left behind. Odysseus, sweet Penelope, Circe. His boys and Ithaca. All that mess with the Trojans.
They’re gone, and he got his ticket to a second life – afterlife, that is.
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Post-canon. Gricko feels left out as everyone else moves on with their lives post-adventure...but just because things are changing doesn't mean it's all bad. (eventually will become grimmorningbek + has established grimmorning kinda)
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20 Nov 2025
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Never Insult a Cursed Book by midnightsky0612
Fandoms: Legends of Avantris (Web Series), Once Upon a Witchlight
27 Nov 2025
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Gricko accidentally destroyed Hootsie's FlyPad, and what better way to make up for it than to read her a mysterious feytale book that he found in old Roslof's belongings? Turns out, even books from the Feywild can hold magical influence in their mortal plane and get extremely petty when their written material gets criticized. Now the Krew are suddenly cursed to be trapped in those feytales, and it's up to Gricko and Hootsie to help them complete every tale with a "Happily Ever After".
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23 Sep 2025
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Fifteen Years is a Long Time To Play Pretend by orphan_account
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types
24 Jul 2024
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The disassociation somehow feels stronger and thinner in the silence. "… Bats?"
"No civilian names during missions."
"Oh shit," Plas says, feeling reality fall from his grip, "I had sex with Batman and Bruce Wayne."
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08 Jun 2025
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i think you started in my head, but i'd stop anything for you by sleepingmeadow
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
28 Apr 2025
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Sniper sees Demo smile, and he smiles back.
[ gift for a friend :^) ]
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05 Jun 2025
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Schrödinger's Hobbit by Ach-Sss-No (ItsTheBlob)
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
17 Oct 2022
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"I heard the monster was some kind of frog that cries a lot. Someone told me he'd fed it."
"Fed it?"
"Yes, he said the Ringbearer brought it back with him, and now it's staying in a guest house and it eats raw meat, and it stays in the dark all the time and screams if you open a window to let in the sunlight, and if you bring it water to splash in it'll tell you a riddle. I am certain he invented all of it. He thinks he's quite special now he's an errand boy in the palace. But, as we were telling absurd tales..."
Gollum stepped out into the street behind them. "There was no monster," he said shrilly, "no! No, no- don't talk about things you know nothing about- it is silly! Foolish!"
"I'm sorry?" one of the teens said, turning to blink at him, and another said: "Who are you?"
Gollum had no answer. How could he answer? What would he say? He squirmed, and said gollum in his throat, and turned on his heel to scurry away.
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There was a third hobbit on Mt. Doom that day. But no one likes to talk about that, now do they, precious?(AU. Gollum made a different choice at Cirith Ungol. And, awkwardly enough, he's not dead, somehow, so, uh, now what?)
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