PurplePatchwork
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Stanley wakes up to a world in ruin.
A virus raged across the land and took out 2/3 of the world's population. But somewhere, there should still be human settlements to turn to.
Stanley sets out to find one. And he's taking the Narrator with him.
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“Kevin? Why are you freaking out?” Arnold waves a hand in front of his face. “You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”
Kevin slowly looks back at him, would very much prefer to face that ghost. Because this is so much worse.
“I- I sent them to the wrong person.”
Arnold slow-blinks, then his eyes widen. “No way. Who?????”
Kevin swallows. It feels like there’s something stuck in his throat, something that refuses to go down. Probably a white-hot ball of Panic.
“I sent them to McKinley.”
“To who?”
Kevin closes his eyes, thinks maybe he’s still dreaming. But when he opens them Arnold is still sitting right beside him, looking like he’s either going to pass out or burst into laughter.
“I accidentally sent my district leader nudes."
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Stanley is tired.
He was fine before. Then Ultra Deluxe happened.
So Stanley is tired. And he knows only one solution to combat such a state: he needs a nap.
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The Titillation of Erogenous Stimulation by PurplePatchwork
Fandoms: The Stanley Parable
27 Mar 2026
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Stanley wants to have sex with the Narrator.
The Narrator knows this, because just a moment ago, Stanley stopped dead in his tracks in the middle of the employee lounge, looked him dead in the eye (or an approximation of glaring at the incorporate being filling up the space surrounding him), and thought out loud about how he wants to try having sex with the Narrator. In a fashion reminiscent of their first attempted kiss, he crossed his arms, set his jaw, and thought the words ‘I want to have sex with you.’
Now the only thing they need to figure out is the how.
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- Part 4 of Lessons in Intimacy
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He opens his mouth and is just going to ask, and then he’ll know, and he can put this eternal doubt behind him. Instead what comes out, to his greatest horror, is “What’s wrong with me?”
Or: Kevin doesn't think he knows how to human correctly.
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Afraid of his game becoming outdated, the Narrator decides to update it to better fit "current socio-political trends." However, as a being bound to the Parable with no direct contact with the real world, his understanding of politics comes mostly from random social media users.
Or: The Narrator tries to get a good grade at Woke, and fails miserably.
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01 Apr 2026
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In Which Stanley Discovers The Narrator's Office by WubadubadubIsThatTrue
Fandoms: The Stanley Parable
30 Mar 2023
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Maybe, if The Narrator wasn’t doing his absolute best to ignore Stanley’s nonsense, he would have already noticed that something isn’t quite right here. How very easy it is to forget that he has a number; a number that corresponds to an office, no less. Silly man. He should have been more careful.
The Narrator stands and whirls around just in time to see Stanley start to wander in, expecting another empty office. Stanley freezes when he realises that the office is very much not empty.
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- Part 1 of The Stanley Vignettes
Bookmarked by PurplePatchwork
27 Mar 2026
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Sleepless in Kitguli by Crow_Patronus for Mauve_Muse
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
14 Feb 2026
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Kevin is having hell dreams, and finding Connor in the living room watching a movie one night, decides to join him. They get closer and closer…you get the idea :)
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Fluffy Valentine’s Day oneshot!
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27 Mar 2026
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until you want to sit it out by succulentsofa
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
08 Feb 2026
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McKinley claps his hands together. “I just – I’m going to say it,” his expression is pinched, as though he’s holding his breath. “Elder Price. I’ve been having… gay thoughts. About you.”
Oh. Oh? Oh. Wow.
Kevin swallows. “Sorry?”
McKinley unclasps his hands, throws them up. “I know. I’m so sorry, I didn’t want to–” he’s making Kevin think of a wrung-out dishcloth. “Keep it from you any longer, I just felt so awful.” His face has gone red and blotchy, two twin points of pink high on his cheeks like a doll. “I thought you outta know. I know that we’re – moving away from the traditional and my SSA probably isn’t the end of the world but I felt terrible not telling you. Especially since we’re – I’d like to think we’re friends – and it’s a stressful position to put you in, and unfair, really, and don’t feel obliged to say anything at all, I just had to get it off my chest.”
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Or: falling in love is sometimes a marathon, not a sprint.
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Paper Hearts by neverbirds
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez, The Book of Mormon - Ambiguous Fandom
05 Nov 2017
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If Kevin Price has a crush on Connor, that’s definitely something worth pursuing. Connor is whole-heartedly behind the idea. He hasn’t been as excited about anything since he realised he didn’t actually have to be a Mormon if he didn’t want to be. But he keeps a straight - for lack of a better word - face, and only steals glimpses back. They lock eyes over the dinner table and Connor can’t help the smirk that curls his lips, and doesn’t miss the way Kevin’s face mirrors his.
Well. Two can play at that game, Elder Price.