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    “You’re not hacking your way into Planarcadia in the tub,” said Mydei, flatly. “Use the damn couch instead.”

    “But I’ve been working like six hours!” Silver Wolf said. She didn’t whine, not quite, but Mydei knew what she sounded like when she really wanted something.

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    Ow, stop kicking my shin, little cub, that hurts—yeah, as you can tell, she’s a feisty one. Yes, Arya, you can have the pizza. Oh, there she goes, it’s like watching a vacuum hoover up fur and dirt. I tell ya she gets that from me, heh.

    or: a snapshot drawn from the case files of Ashveil, great detective, to be later edited by his assistant Mr. Narrator.

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    “Lady Himeko,” Alayne greeted her. Her eyes weren’t quite on Himeko, instead staring past her shoulder. Every so often she seemed to look at her face and then look away just as fast. “How might I help you?”

    or: Himeko meets Alayne Stone. Alayne finds out about variants.

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    Mydei made his way through the city streets, then clambered up to the rooftops as quickly and quietly as possible. His old spot was still there, and he could’ve sworn he’d left some snacks up here a few cycles ago. Maybe—

    He stopped in his tracks when he spotted the black-clad figure huddled into a ball on his preferred rooftop.

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    “Ethan,” Mia says, “Leon’s been gone for three years. Are you sure about this? It could just be a trap.”

    “What, for a travel agent’s husband?” Ethan says, snorting out a laugh.

    or: Ethan meets a travel agent with baby blues you could drown in, and marries him. when the agent disappears and then resurfaces three years later with a cryptic e-mail, of course Ethan has to go find him. then he finds out Leon has a few secrets he didn't deign to tell him.

    Leon, meanwhile, is just trying to escape the Baker family's estate, hopefully with Zoe Baker in tow. his civilian husband Ethan showing up throws a rather huge wrench into his plans.

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    “Well, you’ve already lost two men,” says Mary. “I won’t be the reason you might end up losing another, so to speak.”

    “Oh, this particular man I’m not losing,” Edward says.

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    He takes the lead between them, Cyrene trailing behind. At the doorway, he stops and looks back.

    “You coming?” he asks.

    (Who can grow me a new sister? — paraphrased from Antigonick, trans. Anne Carson.)

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    [HELP NEEDED] Retrieval of remains from the Medeian Hollow
    snowinjuly

    Bear with me, this is going to be grim.

    I was in high school when the Medeian Hollow first came into existence. In fact: I was one of the survivors of the prom that was being held at the time, at Jackson High—you probably don’t remember me, I didn’t really allow anyone to take any pictures of me at the time. Most of the girls who’d been selected as prom queen candidate had mysteriously gone missing just hours before the Hollow exploded, but before we could find them…well, you can probably guess at what happened.

    (or: Phaethon takes a commission investigating the events that led to the Medeian Hollow's appearance.)

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    “Oh, you got copies of that play,” said Phainon. “I thought you didn’t like that play, you said it made you sound all weepy.”

    “I didn’t,” Mydei said, glaring at the section that had been dedicated to archiving the plays and epics of Amphoreus. “Unfortunately I was outvoted by the librarians.”

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    “Did you know,” said Phainon, casually, “that I’d gotten married?”

    at the end of the 5,000,327th cycle, Phainon looks back on the last five years. at the start of his part in the Flame-Chase Journey, Mydei looks forward to the next five years.

    (The Last Five Years, Amphoreus version.)

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    “Phainon?” he said, doing his best to hold on to his anger. Two years. Two whole fucking years.

    “Uh, no,” said an unfamiliar voice. The disappointment could’ve choked Mydei, it was so thick just then. “My name’s Caelus, I found this phone in my roommate’s belongings? He said it was broken but it turns out that was the charger—uh. Do you know a white-haired guy with blue eyes?”

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    In a town that was mostly human with a sprinkling of elves and half-elves and a couple of dwarves, Kingsley and his twin stood out. And it was strange, that Caduceus just now remembered them both. Kingsley was always a sweet kid, who looked up to the Nein. His brother Lucien was a different story, at least at the start. Except he’d been saved by—

    How had he been saved?

    Caduceus shook his head, trying to clear the cobwebs from his thoughts. There was something afoot in this town, something that had altered his memory to a significant level. He didn’t like that. He didn’t like any of this.

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    “We’ve got a window of opportunity here, people. Extracting your friend from Irontomb’s belly will weaken it, and when it wakes it’ll be incomplete and thus, vulnerable. But it won’t be easy.” She waves a hand again, and a key appears in her hand, a mirror shimmering into existence right in front of them as though by some kind of magic. “Irontomb will try to eat you, too, and from what I can tell, Phainon’s laid out some complicated scheme in its data to try and slow its progress.”

    (Mydei and Caelus go into Irontomb's cocoon to rescue Phainon from being absorbed. Mydei realizes a few things about his relationship with Amphoreus's Deliverer, Flame Reaver, nascent Lord Ravager. Caelus wants his friend back. Phainon's taste in romance novels saves his life.)

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    “Let’s go to the arena,” says Mydei.

    “What, to fight?” Phainon says. “Sure, if you want me to win so badly.”

    “No, I want to show you something,” says Mydei, and helps Phainon up to his feet.

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    “March 7th?” the man says, incredulously.

    “Uh, yeah,” says March, squinting up at him.

    “Thought I was the only one who got named after a date,” the man mutters, pinching the bridge of his nose. Those are nice gloves, she thinks, sleek black fingerless things. “Just because some people can’t be bothered—” He lets out an annoyed sigh, and said, “August 16th.”

    Seriously?” March yelps.

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    Then Edward came back, mantous in hand, and sang out, “I have some information!

    “We're in Yueyang,” said Wei Ying, “and the local cultivation clan’s dead, so they’ve been relying on rogues and the nearest major sect’s kindness.” He paused, frowned, then turned to Lan Wangji and said, “I—Okay, how did I know that?”

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    There's an eagle perched on the battlement.

    (Kassandra clears out a fort.)

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    Yiling Laozu: A Reappraisal
    Was It Really That Bad?

    We’re talking about Wei Wuxian, aka the Yiling Laozu, aka one of the most controversial rock stars of the nineties, most notorious for disappearing in the middle of producing his album Yin Tiger!

    (Lan Wangji hasn't talked to Wei Wuxian in thirteen years. then Wei Wuxian turns up at his doorstep, with a teenaged son in tow, and asks to stay a while.)

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    Captain Edward Kenway,

    Fuck, I really hope I’ve gotten the right characters down for this talisman to find you. Why is your name so hard to write down?

    (Edward Kenway and Jiang Wanyin exchange some letters and spend a night spent talking on a rooftop.)

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    Wei Wuxian looks at himself in the copper mirror, and after the hanging-ghost makeup and the different nose and face shape, what catches his eye is the hair.

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