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Drive It Like You Stole It: A Bodyswap by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
12 Jul 2019
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Steve had gone fully red-faced with pedantic altar-boy fury. “Did your computer forget how to Google translate?” he bellowed, sticking his head up and over. Bucky yanked him down again. “What are you even trying to say?”
Bucky tried to shake the sparkles off the grenade he had been planning on lobbing over the divider. “It sounded like Latin to me,” he said reasonably, pursing his lips and frowning at the explosive. It dripped a sparkle, and a puff of purple smoke curled up where it hit the concrete.
“That’s because you spent Sunday school flirting with Sarah Cunningham,” Steve accused, bobbing back up to throw his shield and ducking back down to dodge a shining ball of blue light. “You wouldn’t know Latin if it came up and kissed you on your ugly mug.”
“I’d sure know it if Sarah Cunningham did, though.” Bucky grinned, struck by the memory. “That gal really knew what she was doing.”
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- Part 1 of The Old Codgers Greatest Hits Album
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29 Oct 2025
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it took ages for me to find this gem again and I ain't losing it, this made me cackle so hard my throat hurt
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Start Over Again (and Again) by giantomelette
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms
15 Dec 2020
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Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji decide to do a little roleplaying. What could possibly go wrong?
Turns out, quite a bit.
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26 Jun 2025
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they are trying so hard and I salute them for it. this made me giggle so much lol. they're so bad at this virginity kink thing.
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And men say the sun and moon keep on moving by psychomachia for QueenWithABeeThrone
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Feb 2025
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Lan Wangji runs into someone he used to know.
Too bad he's the only one that thinks so.
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03 Mar 2025
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fucking weeping about this forever THEY WENT FOR IT I'M WO SAD AND IT'S SO GOOD
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Gentle House, meet Phaethon. Don't worry about price, this one's on the house.
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And remembering again the full extent of what forever is by Vulpeculate
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
26 Jun 2023
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Lan Wangji could not say, it will all be over soon. He wished he could, but this would be something they would need to live with, something they would need to heal from. Already, Lan Wangji could see how it was affecting Wei Ying, how it had shaken his already fragile confidence, his grip on his tangible experience.
He could not say that it would be over, could not pretend that this had never happened, that Wei Ying had not been hurt. What he could do, however, was love his husband. That was all. He didn’t need to do anything more.
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In which Wei Ying plants a garden, and earth is overturned.
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16 Oct 2024
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god something about seeing your own body and the fallout of that. sobs. grief is strange!!
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like notes coaxed from bone by fensandmarshes for Fleetling
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Dec 2020
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Since leaving the graves that gave birth to them, Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian have been beset by armies of soldiers in red. It is easy to kill them and raise them; this, Lan Wangji thinks, is justice. The Wen destroyed the Cloud Recesses. Lan Wangji will decimate them in return.
They fall into the Burial Mounds together; they come out changed and linked.
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15 Oct 2024
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oh?? yiling MURDERHUSBANDS?? don’t mind if I do thanks author!!
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FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: On My Time as a Student Under Shen Qingqiu by Margo_Kim
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jul 2024
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On the desk in between Yue Qingyuan and Shen Qingqiu was a printout of the email. Shen Qingqiu refused to look at it. If he tried very hard, he could pretend it wasn’t there. When the email had hit his inbox this morning, Shen Qingqiu had read it and reread enough to have it memorized, as he tried to comprehend the meaning of these words arranged in this order. The second that comprehension dawned upon him, he’d deleted the email then promptly tried to forget everything about it.
He wasn’t being very successful on that front.
The message, written with the extraordinary eloquence that Shen Qingqiu knew Luo Binghe was capable of, had been sent en masse to the entire faculty and student body. It stated two main points. Firstly, that Luo Binghe attested that Shen Qingqiu had never slept with, assaulted, molested, groomed, or was in any way inappropriate to him during his time at Cang Qiong Academy (thanks for the endorsement, Binghe!!). Secondly, that Luo Binghe was announcing this because he intended to marry Shen Qingqiu and did not want even the whisper of false impropriety to stain his Shizun’s name.
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- Part 2 of author's favorites
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DID YILING LAOZU REALLY EXIST???: a Thread [1/?] by el_em_en_oh_pee for azurewaxwing
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Jul 2022
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lan jingyi needs a fucking break
@jingY33T
getting a phd in 3 things at one time sounded like a great idea when i started out | tired but hella wired | 21+ he/they views my own
Location: probably the microfiche archives Website: uni.edu/cartographicfolklore Joined: August 2012
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lan jingyi needs a fucking break @jingY33T 6/8/22
LISTEN UP YOU HISTORY-LOVING FUCKS HAVE I GOT A WILD FUCKING THEORY FOR YOU: THE YILING LAOZU PROBABLY ACTUALLY EXISTED AND MAY HAVE BEEN A HUUUUUUGE SAPPY ROMANTIC: a 🧵 [1/?] -
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The Second Coming of Jesus Christ, son of God, came to Earth, against the predictions of dozens of prominent religious scholars, on the relatively normal day of June 21st 2024, four months before the Earth's 6028th birthday. It was raining in London. The M25 was backed up. The Tube was late arriving to one station, and early arriving to another. Tourists took pictures at all the places that tourists enjoy taking pictures at.
Then, precisely at 5:32 pm, the clouds parted from above and the Heavenly Host descended from the sky, not just in London, but all over the world, and they spake as one:
Your Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ has returned to Earth. Find him and heed his words, for Armageddon will come for You. You have four months to renounce Yourselves of Sin and accept the Goodness of God, or be cast aside when the Earth and Heaven become as One in Eternal Paradise
And with a faint bubble-like *pop*, they disappeared.
The Son of God was found five days later.
By the next day, he was verified on all platforms.
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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selected conversations from the magisteel discord server by liilllyyyy, lowbatteryhealth
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
15 Nov 2020
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A comedy of errors, ft. Discord shenanigans, friendship, gay pining and more!!
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Miles Edgeworth and Maya Fey co-run a Steel Samurai/Evil Magistrate discord server; neither knows who the other is. What happens next will shock you!!
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Nonius, Wounded by hemlockq
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 Jan 2023
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Nonius, wounded full sore, spat blood and gave him a grim smile;
nor did the sword in his hand shake…“Holy fuck,” said Nonius. “I just fought a Lyctor and lived.”
Or: in which Matthias Nonius doesn't actually speak in meter.
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This American Life episode 141: A Whole New World. (Transcript) by NaomiK for gonergone
Fandoms: National Public Radio RPF, Captain America (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis
22 Dec 2015
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From WBEZ Chicago, it's This American Life. I'm Ira Glass. Today on our radio program, we have three stories of people stepping from one world, the only world they’ve ever known, into an entirely new world. What happens when you open that door? What do you do with what you find, and -- when you look back -- how do you understand what you’ve left behind? Stay with us.
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07 Apr 2023
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I could hear Ira Glass in my head while reading this so you know this shit's good.
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The Worst Thing About Having Dracula as a House Guest by rallamajoop
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), Dracula (Movies - Hammer), Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897)
27 Feb 2022
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"I make no secret of my purpose upon these shores," Dracula pronounces, snapping shut the book in his hands. "I have journeyed here with the anticipation of settling a long-held and very personal matter of revenge. Information has reached me that upon this very island, my ancient enemy, Van Helsing, has been reborn."
"Ohh..." says Nadja, nodding in a way that makes her whole upper body bob slightly. "Yes, okay. That would about do it, I suppose."
The camera doesn't linger on her. It's busy capturing Guillermo having what looks to be a small, quiet panic attack.
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10 Oct 2022
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wheezes. love it when a fic just NAILS the documentary format.
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Am I the Asshole for Ripping Off My Own Son's Arm? by TheWritingSquid
Fandoms: Devil May Cry
31 Jan 2020
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A humoristic fic in the style of reddit's "Am I The Asshole?" wherein Vergil seeks the internet's judgement on his potential assholery.
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Are we not all, in some way, searching for our cow? At least, Vimes is, and he's enlisted the Guard to help.
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Grow A Rosebush to the Celling Together by veslarkinson for QueenWithABeeThrone
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
05 Jun 2021
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“Nah.” Robin robin rolls over, away from Steve, on whim and smooshes her nose into the pillow on the floor. “It’s called being bisexual, I think.”
“Huh. So like. Both-sexual. Cause bi means both.”
Robin ineffectually aims a weak hit at him. “I knew that, you idiot.”
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Robin and Steve in their platonic love affair, from realisation to maybe even a happily ever after.- Language:
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24 Dec 2021
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I love this platonic love affair wheeeee
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where the waves hold cool dominion, sand and stone can catch no claim by grayintogreen for QueenWithABeeThrone
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
24 Dec 2021
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Mollymauk Tealeaf has had to deal with a lot of Lucien's crap in recent days.
He never expected one of them to be his Revelry pirate twin brother.
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Risk-Seeking Behavior by Dwarfankylosaur
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
02 Nov 2021
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"...but I can't say 'you're controlling and smothering and I need to never see you again if I'm ever going to grow a spine,'" Eddie said, avoiding Richie's eyes. "So I just skipped ahead to the part where I told her I was gay."
Richie, who had been using one large and one small french fry to stage a dramatic reenactment of the dissolution of Eddie's marriage, froze.
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22 Dec 2021
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the humor is on POINT I'm so jealous
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If They Haven't Learned Your Name by silentwalrus
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Apr 2018
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Steve gets out of the hospital in two days, but just barely. “I’m fine,” he tells Sam, Nurse Eunjung and the phalanx of doctors assigned to make sure Captain America didn’t bleed out and die and get bad PR all over their nice clean hospital. “I have an advanced healing factor. It’s fine. See? I’m standing.”
“That is not standing,” Sam tells him.
“You’re bending the IV stand,” Nurse Eunjung adds pointedly. “Let go and sit down, they don’t grow on trees.”
aka Steve and Bucky's Global Honeymoon Revenge World Tour.Podfic of this story available by the incredible quietnight!
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Bookmarked by QueenWithABeeThrone
22 Dec 2021
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found this on TVTropes. holy shit, it's real good