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vox sapiens, cervus erectus by AislinFics (AislinCeivun)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
15 Nov 2025
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“And Lucifer,” Vox continues conversationally as he rubs his fingertips over the hot, strained fabric. “I know you’re not a big fan of the guy. I can see why—he is so beneath the both of us.”
“Y-yes,” Alastor gasps, bucking into Vox’s touch. “He is.”
“It was thrilling, wasn’t it? To see someone finally put him in his place. Completely decimate him in front of all those people; people who were once his.”
“I—I’ve been wanting to do that.”
“I’m sure.” Vox unbuttons Alastor’s slacks, slow and unhurried like he isn’t seconds away from snapping and just ripping all his clothes off. “But it was me who did it. I humiliated the King of Hell. Not you.”
After the rally, Vox finds Alastor hot and bothered in his chair from watching him expertly manipulate the crowd. It's truly his winning day.
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13 Jan 2026
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In 1933 Alastor manages to summon a demon with a rectangular, glowing head who keeps staring at him like he can't decide between tearing him apart and worshipping him at his feet.
Meanwhile, Vox just blew up himself and the entire universe and suddenly stands before a second chance. He simply has no idea what that second chance entails.
In other words: The demon Vox and human Alastor time travel roadtrip fic that spiralled and suddenly gained a plot
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13 Jan 2026
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“I know you’re still adjusting,” he said, dropping to one knee again. “But our model is perfection and I can’t tolerate mistakes like that. This is what it takes to be a Vee.”
“I’m not. A Vee,” Alastor spat.
Vox chuckled. “You are now. The sooner you accept that, Al, the better off you’ll be.”
>───⇌••⇋───<
After years of servitude, there were only two options Alastor saw for himself: 1) being bound to his jailor forever, or 2) breaking his contract and finally being free.
He hadn't accounted for a third option.
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13 Jan 2026
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And then it hits him.
Oh, fuck, Alastor.
Where is he?
His antennae stand up straight now that he realizes that Vox didn’t see his husband at all after the battle was over. Wasn’t Alastor going to go fight Adam? But dammit, Niffty was the one who took the first man’s life, and Lucier who did most of the damage in the first place. Then the hell was Alastor doing? He better not have gotten distracted, or just slipped away, or—
No.
No fucking way.
or: married radiostatic allies au. alastor seemingly disappears after the battle with the exorcists and vox, consequently, loses his bonkers
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- Part 2 of the media demons (radiostatic au)
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13 Jan 2026
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Vox hears Alastor call for him, and he answers.
Even after everything that has happened he is helpless to do anything else.
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09 Jan 2026