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Owen has made a lot of decisions in his 200 and so years of existence. There's one he considers his most clearly damning.
Legundo has made his own decisions in a much shorter period. He's not sure it's that simple.
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19 Jun 2026
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Florida man digs a 300 feet deep hole and claims to be named Orange Juice by lovelyyrot
Fandoms: Political RPF, Vampires SMP
14 Mar 2026
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Owen manages to crawl out of hell and him being him, he becomes one of those ‘Florida man’ cases and gets arrested. Shelby wants Scott to go to therapy, but he doesn’t want to, so they make a deal and visit Owen in jail as a result. Shelby frees him and Owen sets out to kill Donald Trump because he stole his title of ‘most orange’. Owen finds Trump with Bill Clinton and they’re kissing. He briefly thinks about homophobia and changes in society, before murdering them.
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Owen becomes a florida man.
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19 Jun 2026
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“I’m not gay, Greg! And frankly, I find this pretty offensive.”
“Ooo, he used my first name. Scary. It’s 2006, Jimmy. Being called ‘gay’ isn’t supposed to be an insult anymore.”
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In which House, who's been obsessed with his best friend for the better part of a decade, helps Wilson navigate his newfound sexuality.
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13 May 2026
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He wasn’t sure what had possessed him to show up to this party. Maybe the creeping stress of exams, or the sheer exhaustion of memorizing human anatomy until his eyes blurred. But if he was honest with himself, the real reason was about five foot nine, dressed in black, and had smiled at him that morning with fangs that were just a little too sharp to be bought from Party City.
Owen.
He’d said it like it was nothing.
“There’s this Halloween thing tonight. You should come, Legs. You’re too pale to stay in and study on Halloween.”
Legundo had rolled his eyes, but somehow, he’d found himself here, surrounded by flashing lights, fake cobwebs, and the distinct smell of pumpkin-spice vodka.---
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29 Apr 2026
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“I would like to advise you travel with Owen.”
“I can’t do that.” Legundo’s reply was instantaneous.
The barrier has come down, and the people of Oakhurst are free. Legundo was told nothing more.
But he will never be free. Not so long as he carries the sins of his past—as well as a certain vampire he’s obliged to have accompany him.-—-
or; bloodletting fix-it au, because episode 8 doesn’t scare me
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26 Apr 2026