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Owen has made a lot of decisions in his 200 and so years of existence. There's one he considers his most clearly damning.
Legundo has made his own decisions in a much shorter period. He's not sure it's that simple.
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19 Jun 2026
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Florida man digs a 300 feet deep hole and claims to be named Orange Juice by lovelyyrot
Fandoms: Political RPF, Vampires SMP
14 Mar 2026
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Owen manages to crawl out of hell and him being him, he becomes one of those ‘Florida man’ cases and gets arrested. Shelby wants Scott to go to therapy, but he doesn’t want to, so they make a deal and visit Owen in jail as a result. Shelby frees him and Owen sets out to kill Donald Trump because he stole his title of ‘most orange’. Owen finds Trump with Bill Clinton and they’re kissing. He briefly thinks about homophobia and changes in society, before murdering them.
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Owen becomes a florida man.
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19 Jun 2026
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“I’m not gay, Greg! And frankly, I find this pretty offensive.”
“Ooo, he used my first name. Scary. It’s 2006, Jimmy. Being called ‘gay’ isn’t supposed to be an insult anymore.”
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In which House, who's been obsessed with his best friend for the better part of a decade, helps Wilson navigate his newfound sexuality.
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13 May 2026
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He wasn’t sure what had possessed him to show up to this party. Maybe the creeping stress of exams, or the sheer exhaustion of memorizing human anatomy until his eyes blurred. But if he was honest with himself, the real reason was about five foot nine, dressed in black, and had smiled at him that morning with fangs that were just a little too sharp to be bought from Party City.
Owen.
He’d said it like it was nothing.
“There’s this Halloween thing tonight. You should come, Legs. You’re too pale to stay in and study on Halloween.”
Legundo had rolled his eyes, but somehow, he’d found himself here, surrounded by flashing lights, fake cobwebs, and the distinct smell of pumpkin-spice vodka.---
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29 Apr 2026
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“I would like to advise you travel with Owen.”
“I can’t do that.” Legundo’s reply was instantaneous.
The barrier has come down, and the people of Oakhurst are free. Legundo was told nothing more.
But he will never be free. Not so long as he carries the sins of his past—as well as a certain vampire he’s obliged to have accompany him.-—-
or; bloodletting fix-it au, because episode 8 doesn’t scare me
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26 Apr 2026
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There was a noise outside. Footsteps, and then an abrupt sharp rap on the door of the clinic. Owen froze, eyes darting about as if he was trapped, although there was no silver in Legundo's clinic. He was not pressing any longer, to keep Owen in place. The window was still open, where Owen had come in, but still Owen had the look of a fox in a pit, staring at the hounds.
"Everything alright in there?" Abolish's voice called out, and Legundo sighed. Owen's claws tightened on his arms, and he did not flinch at the pain of the wounds opening.
"…Yes, Abolish, thank you. I'm fine."
There was a long silence from the other side of the door.
"… alright," Abolish said. "Sleep well, then."
"… I will," Legundo called back, staring into Owen's eyes until Abolish's neat and quiet footsteps faded away.
"He wants to fuck you I hope you know," Owen sneered, into the silence left behind. He still looked frightened, wounded.
An animal in a trap, lashing out to hurt.
Legundo leaned forward and kissed him.
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25 Apr 2026
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Legs and Owen came to an agreement that once a week Owen gets to drink Legundo's blood, in exchange he has to answer three of the doctor's questions about vampires to the best of his abilities, in the name of research, of course.
How unfortunate that on one occasion, one wrong and seemingly not so bad request leads their relationship in a way that neither expected, but both deeply longed for.
Aka Legs asks Owen to show off his bat form after the vampire already took a chunk of his blood. That, as well as the lingering homosexual energy leads them to a make out session.
Aka 2.0 THEY ARE NECKING EATCHOTHER!!!
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22 Apr 2026
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Louis has always loved Owen's hair. Only months later, when he's offered a chance at a cure too good to refuse, does Owen find out why.
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- Part 9 of vsmp ramblings
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22 Apr 2026
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Ambrosius and Ballister share an intimate moment during their training years.
Written for Kinktober 2025.
Coming Untouched – Ageplay – Kidnapping
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- Part 2 of Kinktober 2025
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12 Apr 2026
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Arthur Cervero está apaixonado por seu colega de missão, Dante, já faz 3 anos, mas o loiro nunca deu um sinal de reciprocidade ou o oposto. Enquanto Arthur se afoga em mágoas e bebida, Dante entra em crise de sexualidade.
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- Português brasileiro
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- 4/5
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04 Apr 2026
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Well, I'll Be Honest (I Don't Really Understand) by cantgetitstraight
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
06 Jan 2023
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"Hey Tim?" Martin ventured.
"Marto Kart." Tim acknowledged without looking up from his computer."Do you," Martin paused. Tim finally looked up, curious. Martin tried again, "Do you know if Jon has something against Concept Albums or something?"
Jon doesn't want his co-workers to know he's a part of a punk rock band. Shenanigans occur.
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02 Apr 2026
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How to Seduce a Fae 101: Tips & Tricks by lucky_orange
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Mar 2026
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“Right. So, uh, how much are you asking for this thing? This book of yours.”
Dori leans back in, her grin widening to reveal sharp teeth. “Oh, I thought you’d never ask, Grandmaster!” she purrs, each word as sweet as honey taken straight from the comb. “Why, it’s only fifty thousand mora.”
Varka doesn’t quite choke on his own saliva, but it’s a close thing. “Fifty what now?”
“Oh, don’t be like that,” Dori scolds with a shake of her head. “Anyone else would be asking for much more – it’s not every day you stumble upon a book this old and this useful too! A guide to courting for, ah, individuals specific to Nod-Krai and Snezhnaya? It’s practically a trove of information, Sir Varka! Really now, it’s only because you’re my most loyal, most esteemed, most valuable customer that I can afford naming such a low price.”
Or: Varka gets swindled into buying a Fae courting guide, written by a human for other humans. He's also forced to come to terms with his own feelings regarding a certain Lightkeeper (who might or might not be Fae). Shenanigans ensue as he attempts to follow this dubious yet somehow effective guide to the very end.
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- Part 1 of The Fae Guides
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- 7/7
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21 Mar 2026
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As one of the most acclaimed directors in adult film, Varka used to crank out banger after banger. But lately? He feels nothing excites him anymore.
Until the night, when he ducks into a low-lit bar to forget his name.... and ends up with a stranger between his knees, flirting like sins, eyes catching the light just right like he was born to be filmed.
For the first time in too long, Varka wishes the camera was rolling.
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15 Mar 2026
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Something for Students to Gossip About by Spellbound_Storyteller
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
15 Apr 2025
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Jonathan Sims is an English teacher at the Magnus Institute, a school for gifted (and rich) teenagers. Martin Blackwood is one of the school librarians. All the students can tell that they like each other.
Written for jmart week day 9, for the prompt "AU Day"
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- Part 9 of Story's jmart week 2025
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- 3/3
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11 Mar 2026
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Maybe there’s a reason to stay. by flyupmynose
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
01 Nov 2025
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Richie keeps running into the same basketball player every time he goes to school, and he can’t help the way he stares.
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16 Feb 2026
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The Five Stages of Being Overwhelmed By Schoolwork. by res_washere
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022)
17 Sep 2025
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Eugene's mothers are kind of strict about Eugene getting good grades. So now, Eugene has to study his ass off to work for them. Sadly though, he gets overwhelmed.
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01 Feb 2026
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under construction by AverageEboy
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Original Work, im not tagging the rest there's just too many, besides they don't matter so who cares
14 Sep 2023
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You’d think a stranger coming into your house through a non-existent door would be concerning. Maybe it would. But Y/N was not like the other girls (it was unclear if they were a gilr or not. When asked about their gender, Y/N’s answers ranged from “maybe” to “cold tuna”) so they simply stared at the intruder with the look of an underpaid customer service worker.
The intruder just.. existed(?) in the kitchen now. It was unclear if they were actually a person. maybe Y/N was actually going crazy from the grief they suffered after The Accincdednt.
In lieu of anything better to do, Y/N decided to look closer at the thing/person/fpenomenon in front of them. It certainly had some qualities of an object that exists! It had blond hair, and eyes, and the general shape of a person. Except for its hands, which were abnormally long and sharp. Honestly such a vibe.
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Y/N gets fucked up by eldritch forces (Michael) and meets god (Sans Undertale). more news at twelve.
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27 Dec 2025
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The first thing you remembered after your death was an argument.
“No, this isn’t one of my fucking sluts.” The man behind you exhaled, frustrated. “This is a present for you. Something to help you work through your Alastor fixation.”You awaken in Hell as the near-spitting image of a certain infamous radio host. Unfortunately for you, you immediately fall into the clutches of his nemesis.
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06 Dec 2025
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And if they get me and the sun goes down (What if you put the spike in my heart?) by rubensnaobinario
Fandoms: Ordem Paranormal (Web Series)
16 Nov 2025
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Com o toque do sino após a morte de um dos estigmas da coroa de espinhos, Henri se vê tomado por uma gula intolerável, sofrendo de uma inquietude noturna que tira o sono de Dalmo.
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- Português brasileiro
- Words:
- 4,240
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 185
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22 Nov 2025
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“Deixa eu te fuder,” ele esfrega os narizes deles um no outro, um gesto tão gentil que pareceria fora de tom se não fosse pelo homem que o faz, sempre vivendo à beira de emoções extremas e agindo apenas com base nos seus instintos. “Eu só consigo pensar nisso…”
“Você tá na beira da morte e só pensa em me comer?” o rosto de Labirinto esquenta, tão vermelho quanto o sangue que cobre sua boca.
(Labirinto e Aguiar finalmente ficam sozinhos depois de Aguiar matar uma vampira.)
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- Português brasileiro
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- 2,084
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- 1/1
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21 Nov 2025