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Even though he's planned several birthday parties aboard the Revenge, Stede expects absolutely nothing when his own rolls around. In fact, no one on board even knows when his birthday is! So, when the day finally dawns, he assumes his day will be just like any other.
Things do not go as planned.
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- Part 3 of Your Birthday Means Party
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While getting supplies, Izzy accidentally picks something up that wasn't on his list. Now he's got to keep it quiet until he can get the little stowaway off the ship.
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Stede wants nothing more than to throw Ed a fantastic birthday party, but he has a small problem: He has no idea what to do. Recruiting Izzy to help him, the two of them will either throw Ed the best birthday ever, or kill each other trying.
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- Part 2 of Your Birthday Means Party
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Stede has always made sure to throw a birthday party for anyone working aboard his ship. What he didn't realize was that this now applied to Izzy Hands.
Or that Izzy's birthday was today.
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- Part 1 of Your Birthday Means Party
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The Goblin King has wasted all of his time and now he's been given an ultimatum. To make matters worse, his only way out of the situation seems to depend on one person: Sarah Williams.
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This is the story of a long weekend at an in-person mario kart tournament. The tournament has decided that, to encourage participants to go to sleep instead of practicing all night, that teammates won't share hotel rooms. They'll be assigned another team to bunk up with. Izzy doesn't like having to hide his practice from the competition, but Ed doesn't mind one bit once he meets his roommate for the weekend. Stede wasn't supposed to be at this tournament. He really isn't very good at this. But Oluwande was facing a family emergency and Jim REALLY wanted to compete, so Stede doesn't mind helping out. Over four days, Stede and Ed find love, companionship, and the true meaning of Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.
Over the course of the first two days of the event, Stede and Ed have to figure out who they are as gamers, especially as they change each other
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Joker is preparing to celebrate his and Batman’s upcoming Nemesis Anniversary when he makes the devastating discovery that Batman is married to his roommate Bruce Wayne.
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24 Jul 2024
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me: "I don't normally write modern aus"
Me, three hours later: "Here's another modern au"
This time it's inspired by Worth The Fight by No Resolve because the line "When you cry on the phone, I would die to make it home" gave me ideas.
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- what the night fairy brings.
- Man with a plan
- Driving home to you -
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“Well, Gentlemen,” Bonnet said, clapping his hands together, “our mission is to make Izzy Hands soft!”
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After a certain... incident... with a crew member, Izzy is sent for ‘reconditioning’. Izzy expects to walk away beaten and bloodied, but instead Stede and Edward force him to enjoy the finer things in life. Along the way, Izzy begins to enjoy other fine things: namely, Stede and Edward's affections. But they can't possibly like Izzy back. Right?(AU where Stede and Edward are happy co-captains on the Revenge and nothing bad ever happened. Finished!)
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- Part 1 of Soft Steddyhands
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15 Dec 2022
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When Israel Hands' grand murder plan goes astray, he and his most bitter enemy find themselves trapped together on the far side of a small island. To make matters worse, there's a chunk taken out of his shoulder, and stupid fucking Bonnet won't leave him alone about it.
...anyways, welcome to my pitch for the B-plot of season two episode five
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- Part 1 of No Man Is An Island
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09 Jun 2022