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Consequences of My Actions Chasing Me Right Now by RoyalPest
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
11 May 2023
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Soap keeps giving Ghost the slip. Does Gaz know why? Fuck no. Price seems to though. Roach might too.
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I just wanna see Ghost chasing Soap full-tilt through the base, so I made it happen. POV Gaz because I love outsider POV fics. There are several memes in here because I love me a good crackfic tbh. -
Prairie Sun, Sagebrush, Saddlesores, and other matters of traveling by RoyalPest
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
25 Mar 2023
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Steve wants an out. Eddie opens a window.
A cowboys/outlaws/horsefolk traveling fic featuring horses, unnecessary backstory, and familial trauma <3
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In all honesty I saw a piece of fanart with Eddie sitting side-saddle talking to Steve and they're both cowboys and my brain was siezed with the need to write. -
Holes (In my Heart, In the Wall, In my ears, Whatever) by RoyalPest
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
07 Nov 2022
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I was seized by the need to write a backwards-ass Friends-To-Lovers where they fuck first and then fall in love later.
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Basically Eddie is strapped for cash and picks up a weekend job. He learns some things, gets into an unfortunate situation that turns out to not be so unfortunate, Steve figures it out first and lays on the Harrington Charm and Eddie, bless him, is scared and horny and doesn't know where this is coming from.
The Spicy Six are all such good friends for each other.
Steve Harrington is legitimately just,, so hot.
Everybody who likes men gets a little hot and bothered over him sometimes, it's only natural. Something about eyeliner and a rocker 'do.
Rocky Horror Night happens and everybody learns a little about themselves.
Go wild y'all lmao.
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Disclaimer because I know people don't like it, there is some briefly-mentioned (past) sexual tension between Steve and Billy.
Author is a gay trans man. I can use the slurs lmao.
This is legitimately the horniest thing I've ever written. I'll probably add more tags later. -
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How I wish our first meeting had gone. What I wish He had the courage to do and what I wish I had the courage to do.
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From the Beginning (Again) -- An Expected Journey by RoyalPest
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
23 Feb 2022
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Bilbo wakes up from what he thought would be his last nap on his way to the undying lands to find himself young and spry again. The chest of treasure from the troll hoard is missing from bag end, and there is no Sting in the chest by the door. Only when Gandalf appears in his front garden does Bilbo realize what (and when) this is that's going on.
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- Part 1 of From the Beginning (Again)
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A Western-AU Supernatural Fanfic. I'm really proud of how these are turning out. Admittedly, not all of the horse breed are accurate to the location of the setting (I mean really, can you imagine seeing an Andalusian in Arizona?), but a lot of the breeds I included are some of my favorites. Thank you for reading!
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Soap is a PhD student, doing his research in Antarctica on the behaviors and hunting habits of leopard seals. During his expedition, he becomes obsessed with a leucistic seal, who he's taken to calling Ghost.
His attempts at tagging Ghost for tracking purposes have all failed, leaving Soap frustrated, but determined to try again. He won't stop until he gets the data he needs for his dissertation.
At the same time, Soap is stuck in an escalating, heated flirting match with a hydroponics employee at another base. It's foolish to form romantic relationships with someone he knows will vanish from his life once their expeditions are over, but there's something fascinating about this man that he can't ignore.
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A fun little MerMay twitter fic, adapted for easier reading on ao3!
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In a mission gone horribly wrong, Ghost loses Soap, and a part of himself with him.
In a world twelve years from then, Johnny has long since realized he lost Ghost for good by leaving.
In a position between the two, Roach is trying his hardest to get these two to reconnect.
Sometimes coming home isn't as easy as it sounds.
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Bookmarked by RoyalPest
06 Feb 2024
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A real Owie of a fic, but gOd it's so good. MIA Soap, Southern Roach, and Soft Simon my beloveds
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Bookmarked by RoyalPest
09 Nov 2023
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HURTS-- but hurts real good. SCI Johnny n emotionally-constipated Gost, as always ♡
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Ghost sighs long and exaggerated, sinking into himself and reaching for the lip of his balaclava to hide the unending spread of his bourbon flush.
Or, he would, if Soap didn’t bury his hand in the coarse, black cloth at the back of Ghost’s head and tug until his chin points towards the ceiling and the long column of his throat is bared.
“Does it go all the way down, Lt?” Soap teases, tracing the edge of splotchy red bleeding down Ghost’s neck.
Ghost decides, in this moment, that neither of them will survive this.
Ghost is ruined and Soap is in his blind line of fire, eyes lidded and content, like there’s no place he’d rather be than staining the barstool next to Simon fucking Riley. Even as Ghost pushes him away, even as he grovels into the varnished, undeserving counter, Soap stays close and unfathomably warm. Because he knows.
You liked that, he oozes, bleeds.
or: soap keeps pulling ghost around by the back of his mask. maybe ghost is a little more telling than he realizes.
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- Part 3 of scout’s anon work
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31 Oct 2023
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Soft and descriptive and dancing and GOOD god so good
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i'm a fire and i'll keep your brittle heart warm by marviless
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
11 Aug 2023
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“Ye know, I think this has gotta be the nicest safehouse I’ve ever seen,” he said, glancing around the room with mild interest.
Ghost hummed, glancing at Soap out of the corner of his eye before looking back down at the kettle. “That’s because it’s technically not a safe house,” he said. “It’s mine.”
“What?”
Ghost looked at him, hand still on the kettle. “This is my house, Soap.”
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or: Soap spends three and a half days in Ghost's house after getting injured on a mission.
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10 Sep 2023