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    “Tear me apart with your words, hate me until your lungs give out. But as long as you’re alive to do it, that’s all that matters.”


    You can mend wounds, but every stitch comes at a cost.

    Sent by Philza to aid Wilbur and Tommy in their underground war for L’Manburg, you swore to keep them safe. Despite your neutrality.

    Technoblade, famed for his prowess in combat, is bound by the voices in his head. They demand blood… and you too.

    Beneath the chaos of revolution and the shadow of betrayal, a healer and a warlord walk a knife’s edge between ruin and redemption.

    And with every heartbeat, you both draw closer.

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    My bakery was failing, and leftovers were piling up. The last thing you expect is Philza Minecraft showing up with an offer to be a judge on a hit cooking show. But hey, desperate times call for desperate measures. Too bad Technoblade and Dream have other plans—like turning your judging gig into their personal flirting arena.
    Welcome to Superior Chef: where the food is serious, but the drama is served extra spicy.

    Reminder: We’re live, and my life’s officially the bachelorette.

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    10 Jun 2025

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    You’re not exactly qualified for this mission, but the entirety of G.U.N.’s soldiers have abandoned their duties with preference to working for the ever-growing Eggman Empire. Gathering intel and defeating the Doctor wouldn’t be too difficult, right? By yourself, maybe, but when you’re tossed alongside your shitty partner, you have doubts.

    (UPDATE FEB 2023: This fic isn’t dead, just put on hiatus for a few more months…lemme get through school first <33)

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    19 May 2025

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    Cherry's are both sweet and sour, they can be tangy, sour and bitter, or they can be sweet, juicy and pleasant.

    Cherry is an unemployed 23 year old hedgehog , quitting her job months ago. With money running low, her will draining and an eviction notice looming over her head, she decides to work at a cafe run by Amy Rose after being given the opportunity to work there, completely unaware of who she even was.

    What Cherry didn't know was that a new job and scenery would completely change her whole life.

    All it took was an awful day and a latte.

    1 decision can change your life forever, fate works in strange ways.

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    01 May 2025

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    The girl nodded, but instead of moving away, she surged forward and pressed her chest into his own with a muffled clink. She gave him a small hug and then forced herself up with the helpful hand of Philza. Technoblade stayed on the ground for just a moment longer. His chest shook and he could hear the beat of his heart in his ears. And… it wasn’t from the physical excursion or adrenaline.

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    A fic about a strange girl learning how to navigate life, and a blood god learning how to navigate love.
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    A c!Technoblade x Female Reader fic.
    Read this if you love technoblade and slowburns.

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    25 Mar 2025