13 Works by Sabotaged_Words
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Two broke guys, one chat, and a foolproof plan to beat the tuition fee system.
When Aziraphale agrees to marry his best friend, Crowley, to save money on student loans, he is prepared to deal with Crowley's carefree lifestyle and playful teasing.
What he isn't prepared for is this new and tender feeling that grows over the following months and years.Perhaps this arrangement has more than just financial benefits.
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how bad could it be? by Sabotaged_Words for Slumberland
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Mar 2025
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After a particularly stressful year as a university professor, Crowley treats himself to a vacation in a ridiculously cosy cabin in the middle of a snowy Swedish forest.
The last thing he needs is a pulse-pounding surprise in form of his colleague and personal nightmare, Aziraphale Fell, arriving to claim the cabin for himself!
To make matters worse, a blizzard forces the two equally stubborn and argumentative men to spend the night in the cabin together - and of course there is only one bed.
And one thing's for sure: it's going to be a very long night.
A Winter Cottage Holiday AU
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every day of my life by Sabotaged_Words
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Feb 2025
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There are moments in your life to confess your unyielding, all-encompassing love to your best friend.
Right before her wedding to someone else is not one of them.All Crowley had to do now was survive the ceremony, then she could drown her sorrows in an extraordinary amount of alcohol.
"Do you need anything, love?"
Crowley tore her gaze away from Aziraphale's bright blue eyes before she said something stupid like yes, you.
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A Grave Mistake by Sabotaged_Words, sososomebody
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Nov 2024
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Crowley can hardly believe his luck when new-in-town journalist Aziraphale finally makes a move on him. Freed from the living nightmare that is Tadfield's Halloween party, they seek their own private spooky adventure instead.
It's just a little shagging in a graveyard. What's the worst that can happen?
Certainly not accidentally summoning some vengeful ghosts... right? -
Oh, be quiet by Sabotaged_Words
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Sep 2024
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It is the happiest of times for Aziraphale: After years of hard work, he finally gets casted for his first major leading role in an elite theatre production.
If only he didn't have to work with Crowley, a notorious West End star, as famous for his arrogance as he is for his magnetic stage presence. (And for looking unfairly good in those indecently tight jeans.)
This nuisance of a man is constantly trying to challenge Aziraphale with his snarky remarks - and a fierce quarrel between the two most cantankerous actors ensues.
A Rivals to Lovers theatre AU
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Smooth Criminal by Sabotaged_Words for foolishlovers
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Aug 2024
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For 15 years, small-time crook Crowley has been driving his best friend Aziraphale to the brink of despair with his risky (and usually unsuccessful) criminal schemes. It's almost as if the silly man is begging to be caught!
Aziraphale tries to protect Crowley as best he can, while keeping his crush on his friend at bay.
But dark forces are rising that are not to be trifled with, forcing Aziraphale to unravel more than one secret. -
I Put A Spell On You by Sabotaged_Words
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Aug 2024
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Crowley hadn't expected the summoning to actually work. Not with his kind of luck to make a mess out of everything he touched.
Even less had he expected the demon to look almost human.
And now the most handsome man - no, a man-shaped being - was standing in a circle of chalk in Crowley's living room, making him regret his choice of too short and too thin boxer shorts, for they did nothing to hide the effect the scrutinising glare had on him.
Or: Disaster Human Crowley summons Bitchy Demon Aziraphale to help him with his studies - and gets far more than he bargained for.
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Beach Day by Sabotaged_Words
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Aug 2024
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It's Crowley and Aziraphale's first summer in the South Downs - and after 6000 years, it's high time they try out that lovely human tradition called "beach day" - swimming trunks and sunscreen included.
Crowley isn't entirely sold on the concept, but anything to make his angel happy, right?
And maybe there are some delightful new experiences waiting for them...Or: One Sex on the Beach, please.
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- Part 3 of a year in the south downs
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The Fig by Sabotaged_Words
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Jun 2024
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Chance brings Aziraphale and Crawly together on a journey to their new assignments after far too many years apart.
As the ship heads east, Aziraphale must navigate the troubled waters of his barely suppressed desire, his responsibility towards Heaven, and the question of how much he can really trust a demon."Eyes front, angel. You're missing the best view."
Heat tinted Aziraphale's cheeks pink and he quickly darted his eyes away.
The sun broke through the horizon, rendering the smooth sea beneath them into a carpet of gold and diamonds, for the ship to sail in idle heaving and lowering.
The best view though, without a doubt, stood directly to his left.
Amber glowing skin stretching across a scenery of sharp bones and soft hollows, eyes lined with coal were fixed on the distance, a smile tugging at the corners of red painted lips.
Aziraphale weighed the fig in his hand, a finger caressing the smooth skin of the fruit carefully hidden beneath the long sleeves of his robe.
He really shouldn't have kept it.
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Roots to grow and Wings to fly by Sabotaged_Words
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Apr 2024
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Crowley just wants a perfect garden, lush and glorious, a slice of Eden in the South Downs - as fast as possible. If only the damn plants would bend to his will.
Fortunately, Aziraphale is more than willing to teach Crowley patience and show him that good things take time to grow - in more ways than one.
Together they experience new joys in caring for each other's needs.
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- Part 2 of a year in the south downs
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Show me where the Nightingale sings by Sabotaged_Words
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Mar 2024
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After settling into their new home in the South Downs there are still things to process for Aziraphale and Crowley before they can start a new chapter of their life.
But winter is turning into spring.
There is magic abroad in the air.
And finally, the nightingale is back.Series
- Part 1 of a year in the south downs
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An Ineffable Midsummer Night's Dream by Sabotaged_Words
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Dec 2023
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London, 1605. Aziraphale urgently needs Crowley's help. The premiere of William Shakespeare's latest work is in danger! The only way to save the play is for Crowley to take on the role of Puck - and that will take a lot of convincing.
Come explore some more of Azriaphale's and Crowley's life in the Elisabethean era, where the ineffable idiots are little theatre nerds, have to deal with unwanted advances, and suddenly face the question if they, in fact, could be even friends? -
Autumn Leaves in London by Sabotaged_Words
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Sep 2023
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The Ineffable Husbands are living their Notting Hill dream.
Crowley persuades Aziraphale to go for an autumn walk, which ends with Aziraphale reading to Crowley from one of his favourite books with Crowley relaxing on Aziraphale's lap.