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    Lucifer finally gets a clue and realizes his beloved wife isn't coming back to him.

    So, he decides that he should go and find a new partner, this time with very specific standards in mind that must be met.

    It could be anyone for all Lucifer knows.

    But one thing he knows for certain is that it won't be that stupid red buck of an overlord.

    Definitely not....

    [ TAGS AND RATING MIGHT UPDATE AS I GO]

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    07 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 61

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    Perhaps, just a bit, he’d like to kiss Alastor too. Call it curiosity, or insanity. A death wish. Another tempting apple, this one between his teeth. And if giving humans free will had gotten him sentenced to an eternity in Hell he could only imagine the punishment Alastor would unleash upon him for a stolen kiss.

    Alastor was not nearly so benevolent as angels. Not that that had ever stopped Lucifer before. The thread holding him back was fraying.

    Who said friends couldn’t kiss? If friends could fuck they could kiss.

    And they were friends. Right?

    Lucifer should really ask him about that.

    It’s Halloween at the Hazbin Hotel, and a series of late-night radio broadcasts leave Lucifer desperate and Alastor spiraling.

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    07 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 48

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    If he were asked, and Lucifer couldn’t say he wouldn’t be, Angel seemed to have an entire list of invasive questions to toss out at any given meeting, he’d have to say that in some ten thousand years, he’d never before gotten to really appreciate how nice it was to sleep with someone.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    “And you are?” Lucifer asked with apprehension, his visible eyes narrowing slightly.

    “Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure!” The red guy- Alastor apparently said quickly, shaking Lucifer’s cane with a grin that seemed a bit tight.

    “It’s nice to finally put a face, or mask, to the name! You are much shorter in real life!” Lucifer was not going to like this guy, was he?

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    Lucifer was heavily scarred during his fall from heaven. And not just mentally. So he hides his face at every moment possible. No one in hell has seen the entirety of his scars.

    This annoying red guy seems to be trying to change that last statement, however.

    Title is from the song “The World’s Greatest Actor” by Milk in the Microwave (i think)

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Alastor and Lucifer play hell's most enticing game of gay chicken after Charlie asks for some salt. A wedding is involved.

    *ON HIATUS*

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    05 Jan 2026