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If You Could Be Who I Thought You Were (Who I Know You Are?) by SamtheSnake99
Fandoms: Dream SMP
09 Jul 2026
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In which Philza has a hard time reconciling with the fact the son he once loved, he doesn’t know at all
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“In the end
All I hope for
Is to be a bit of warmth for you
When there's not a lot of warmth left
To go around”Boreas, the Oh Hellos
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Here Lifeline fandom this one's for you
Lifeline's confession doesn’t quite go as planned...
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Among other mishaps, a desperate King is convinced he can negotiate with the Reaper....
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“ You'll never have what Wilbur and Sally do, a voice taunts. Nobody will ever love you like that, how could they?
Tommy frowns, unable to come up with any rebuttal to his own thoughts. “
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or, in which Tommy has Very Low self-esteem, is dealing with a lot of internalized transphobia and doesn’t think he’ll ever be loved in a way that isn’t strictly platonic.
and then, his older brother Wilbur brings home a girl.
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13 Jun 2026
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Ran is an assassin from another dimension assigned to take out the city Subbin’s new general. But once he gets tangled up in solving a kidnapping plot, misgivings towards an impossible target, a drill sergeant job, and a slowly unfolding mystery, he realizes it’s going to be a lot harder than he thought…
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17 Apr 2026
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“Bastard,” Phil scoffs, but he clings tightly to Technoblade’s hand nevertheless, even as the captain pulls away to get a better look at him, one brow quirked.
“That’s my line,” Technoblade fires gently back, bumping his shoulder up against his first mate’s and leaning there. “Loosen up, Phil. You look a little nervous.”
“Shit, I wonder why?” Phil drawls sarcastically, his gaze flickering between Technoblade and the sea. “‘S not like I’m finally marrying the love of my life or anything.”
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OR: The long-awaited Bones!Phil and Mumza wedding.
Series
- Part 3 of here's a health to the company
Bookmarked by SamtheSnake99
27 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Sammi never cries but Sammi cried this time
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“I don’t believe you for a second,” the villager said with a scoff. “Reviving the dead? You, a god? That’s the most preposterous thing I’ve heard in all my years.”
“Oh? You don’t believe me?” Dream smiled. “That’s okay, I’m more than willing to give you all a demonstration. Tommy,” he called, gesturing to the blond.
Tommy knew exactly what was going to happen, and he knew that there was no point in resisting, for it’d be over quicker if he gave up and went along with it (and if he struggled he’d really just be making a fool of himself). So he walked over to Dream, quietly, obediently, and stood facing the crowd. At least his death would be quick this time, he thought, as he shut his eyes and felt the cool of metal against his neck. One slash, and the world went dark.
Or: Tommy didn’t originally plan to hit the water when he jumped off the tower in Logsted, so he hit the ground instead. Dream decides that’s as good a time as any to test out the revival book, and upon succeeding, decides he’s a god and it’s high time he gained some followers.
(Title from “Crucified” by Army of Lovers, chapter titles from “Honey I’m Home” by GHOST)
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"Bad," Skeppy called through the other end of the phone, making both Lucy and her owner perk up from their spots on Bad's bed. "Can I send you a hoodie?"
It had been a simple request, one that Bad would've agreed to instantly if it wasn't for Skeppy's suspiciously jovial tone.
Bad slowly sat up, staring curiously at his phone as if Skeppy could see him. "Is this a troll or something?"
"Nope! Not a troll, I just feel like sending you a gift."
"Okay, fine."
The conversation shifted to the usual topics like stream schedules and tennis matches, and Bad slowly forgot about Skeppy's odd request.
Until, his doorbell rang a few days later.
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03 Jul 2025