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"It's important." Batman grit out. Superman scoffed, "More important than discussing the safety of the planet?" He questioned. "Yes." Bruce hissed, without hesitation.
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Bruce has a horde of sick children at home who need his love and care, Clark is dragging this meeting out way more than necessary, his son is impatient, and the Justice League learn something they never knew about the Dark Knight.- Language:
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Bookmarked by SarcasticCleanFreak
31 Jul 2025
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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- 199,548
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- 36/36
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Bookmarked by SarcasticCleanFreak
02 Jan 2025
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Hermione hesitated, searching for the words as her throat went dry. “You asked how I knew your name...I know who you are because I’ve seen your picture in the Potter’s cottage thousands of times. There was an explosion, you disappeared from your flat—this flat.”
She took a shaky breath. “You’ve been gone nearly twenty years, Sirius.”-------------------------------
When Hermione Granger couldn’t find anything to fit her meager Ministry budget, she begrudgingly accepted the keys to Remus and Sirius’ old flat, never expecting to find her future in a man who disappeared twenty years before.- Language:
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- 122,673
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- 29/29
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Bookmarked by SarcasticCleanFreak
31 Dec 2024
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This is a side story set after the events of 'The Right Substitution is Key' and probably won't make sense if you don't read that first!
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Karma has come to collect, but not in the way Jason Todd ever thought it would.
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- Part 2 of The Right Substitution is Key
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Bookmarked by SarcasticCleanFreak
30 Dec 2024
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“The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”
“Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”
Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.
“You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”
“You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.
“No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”
Jason bluescreened.
(Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)
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- Part 1 of The Right Substitution is Key
- Part 3 of Unhinged and Unrelated Jason Todd Content
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- 14/14
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Bookmarked by SarcasticCleanFreak
30 Dec 2024
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Hermione was sick of adventure. She'd had her fair share, and taking a seat at the desk in the back of the DLME was all she could have dreamed of -- until it wasn't.
One day Hermione is summoned to the bowels of the Ministry where she is met by the lead Unspeakable who has a rather odd situation that needs to be dealt with.
Draco Malfoy has just arrived from twenty years in the future and insists on speaking to his wife, Hermione Granger.
The only problem is that the Draco Malfoy she knows is still the snarky, button-pushing boy upstairs--and not the man in front of her now.
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- 9/9
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Bookmarked by SarcasticCleanFreak
30 Dec 2024
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When Bill and Fleur's wedding is interrupted by Death Eaters, a botched apparition attempt leaves Bill Weasley and Hermione Granger stranded in the middle of an unknown wilderness.
Wandless and forced to work together, the revelation of a Horcrux upends their plans to return to the Order. Instead they must venture further into the mountains in search of a legend on their quest to destroy the Horcrux, fighting Death Eaters, the cold, and their growing attraction for one another at every turn.
Perfect for fans of The Watergaw by smokybaltic!
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- 13/13
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Bookmarked by SarcasticCleanFreak
29 Dec 2024
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Jason’s heard some pretty out-there requests. But this is the first time he’s been approached by a child. And this is the first time he’s been approached for hugs.
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Bookmarked by SarcasticCleanFreak
24 Dec 2024
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In which dethroning a king doesn’t magically lead to a stable, prospering system, Hogwarts is contaminated by dementors and Harry Potter needs to decide what kind of leader he wants to be.
Because handing a bunch of ostracized children great powers over their former tormentors may be one way to teach them something about great responsibilities, but it’s certainly not the best, safest or healthiest option — and there’s no telling what kind of lessons they’ll learn from it.
Hogwarts beware, the rule of the Dark Lord’s equal is about to begin!
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- Part 3 of War is for Children
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- English
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- 7,414
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- 1/9
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Bookmarked by SarcasticCleanFreak
08 Jan 2024
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Chessmaster Volume IV. AU. The Triwizard Tournament comes to Hogwarts, leading to more questions than answers. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to most, the power of the Dark Lord continues to grow, leaving Wizarding Britain balanced on the point of conflict…
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- Part 4 of The Chessmaster
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- English
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- 63,688
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- 21/?
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- 564
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Bookmarked by SarcasticCleanFreak
05 Feb 2019
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Hermione is set a difficult but intriguing case at her job at the Ministry, leading her to discover things about herself, the future of the wizarding world and a man she never thought she'd have to see again.
Set post DH and is mostly canon apart from Snape being alive.
Epilogue mostly ignored.- Language:
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- 77,611
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- 23/23
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Bookmarked by SarcasticCleanFreak
30 Dec 2018
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Moths tend to be attracted to flame.
What if Hermione's need to prove the pure-bloods wrong about Muggle-borns turned into a need to prove herself to one of them, the most prejudiced of them all?
The story of a brilliant but naive girl who fell in love with a Machiavellian, sociopathic bigot. Book based, not your typical LM/HG fanfic.
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- English
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- 37,310
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- 7/?
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Bookmarked by SarcasticCleanFreak
28 Dec 2018
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“The problem here, professor Dumbledore, is that you keep wondering what my position on the board is. I started off as your pawn, then at some point I became a useful bishop; but suddenly you see yourself wondering if I might not just be the black queen.” Hermione looked at him then, and smiled softly, “And what you don’t realize is that we’re not playing chess anymore.”
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- 156,599
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- 26/?
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- 12
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Bookmarked by SarcasticCleanFreak
20 Oct 2018
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Not many knew that the Potters had twins. After the Halloween attack of '81, Rose was declared the Girl-Who-Lived, and Violet was all but forgotten. The twins were separated, one receiving a better upbringing than the other. But Dumbledore made a very big mistake. Rose was not the GWL, Violet was. And now she's learning the truth...
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- 190,670
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- 36/?
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Bookmarked by SarcasticCleanFreak
20 Oct 2018
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A King locked away in Azkaban, his three Queens defanged and bound. A devious plan to send them to a new world, a new start. A world where the wizarding community is just a naïve paradise. A world where the Stone is just a simple artifact. A world where the Flamels are simple alchemists. A world where Hogwarts is simply a school.
A King of absolute power. A Black Queen of bloody knowledge. A White Queen of dangerous beauty. A Red Queen of never-ending violence. A new world for the Court.
And a new world for the Flamel Experiments.
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- Part 1 of The Flamel Experiments
- Language:
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- 86,749
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- 11/?
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- 330
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Bookmarked by SarcasticCleanFreak
19 Oct 2018
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Through The Cyclone Of The Phoenix by RobinTheSlytherin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Nov 2018
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Changing time can be a nasty business- especially if your thrown back 50 years by a Pheonix. With the help of Nicholas Flamel, the Golden Trio will face down more than one Dark Lord, and more than one potential enemy. The only question is, will their love for one another be enough? (TomRiddle/Hermione, Harry/Ron/Hermione) (TIME TRAVEL/TRIAD/DARK)
Bookmarked by SarcasticCleanFreak
04 Oct 2018
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Hermione Granger's life is turned upside down when she finds out she isn't who she thinks she is. Switched at birth, she grows up as a Muggle-born, instead of the Pureblood princess she was meant to be. Reuniting with her real family comes with a cost. Is she willing to pay it?
Bookmarked by SarcasticCleanFreak
01 Oct 2018
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Nurturing the Darkness Within by Kaarina_Riddle for MissRissa81
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jan 2023
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Hermione Nott becomes fast friends with Tom Riddle and together they find a Darkness inside that only grows as they age. What will Hermione being born in a different time and to a different family change in the world? Rated E for later chapters
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- Part 28 of Drabbles and OS gifts to people
- Language:
- English
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- 34,784
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- 16/?
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- 63
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- 250
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Bookmarked by SarcasticCleanFreak
30 Sep 2018
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Severus Snape knew many things, not that he was one to brag about his knowledge. He knew how each and every ingredient would react to another or to any outside stimulus whether that be heat or a stirring rod. He knew how to fight and how to create spells to end the fights quickly. He knew how to deceive even the most paranoid of people. He knew that he should never have agreed to become a teacher and, above all else, he knew that Petunia Dursley nee Evans should never be allowed within a hundred feet of a magical child.
A Severus raises Harry fic because I love them. Simple as that.
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- English
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- 53,966
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- 16/?
- Collections:
- 3
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- 456
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Bookmarked by SarcasticCleanFreak
27 Sep 2018
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Severus Snape survived Nagini's attack. He will have to overcome his past sorrows and regrets, especially since it seems that some sort of connection has developed between him and his most unlikely savior...
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- Part 1 of A Curse Might Be A Blessing
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 177,821
- Chapters:
- 50/50
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 1,823
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Bookmarked by SarcasticCleanFreak
27 Sep 2018