SatanicAsch
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Human AU. Serial Killer Cannibal Alastor and (???) Single Father Lucifer. Tags updated as I go.
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Taking up half of the “seeking employees/help wanted” page is an ad for… Babysitting?
"Posted by Lucifer Morningstar.
Negotiable salary. Room and board provided (on-site detached suite). Looking for someone with childcare experience to assist my family and I. Non-smoker strongly preferred. Has to have a valid driver license. Can not be allergic to animals, we have a lot. Criminal history check required. Please call (xxx) xxx-xxxx. Serious inquiries only.’
“This seems promising.”, Alastor mumbled to himself..."
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Lucifer typically doesn't get involved in the lives of the hotel residents. Sure, he kinda remembers some of their names by now. As well as little things they liked, since he would create such things for them.
But as always, they give him a wild berth and Lucifer doesn't try to close the gap. He's the King of Hell. The Original Sin. The Prince of Darkness. And still very much an Angel (though, fallen) after all these years.
He doesn't blame them for giving him space.
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- Part 2 of Deversorium Diabolus Pater
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*AU Wanderer fails to remove himself from Irminsul and has to deal with all that*
As penence for his crimes, the Traveler is given the great honor of bestowing the Wanderer, formerly Scaramouche, formerly Kunikisushi, formerly Kabukimono, with a brand new name.
He hates it.
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Revolution Baby by SatanicAsch
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), X-Men (Movieverse)
01 Jun 2025
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Title is from the book Revolution Baby by Joanna Gruda.
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Two more things pop up on the main screen. News articles. One from QNS, posted five hours ago: “Local Hero Spider-Man stops HYDRA bioterror attack at Queens Subway.”, and another: “Ross on Mutant Regulation Laws: “They’re a threat to all mankind.” What does this mean for Xavier’s?”, on the Washington Post. A video auto-playing on the page. “This is no time for self-imposed justices and vigilantism. We will handle threats as we always had. With law and organization. Order, and faith in our system. Mutants, enhanced beings, anyone who thinks they can act for the safety of us all, our country… They’re a threat to all mankind.”
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Amid a political firestorm, The Avengers are chained close to Ross' throne, fighting back any way they can. Peter Parker just wants to save everyone. A massive task, but at least he has Ned and MJ on his side.
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- Part 1 of Deversorium Diabolus Pater
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22 Jan 2026
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The Fourth Hokage's body was never found, but they never suspected that was because he hadn't died.
Minato Namikaze wakes up six years after the devastating Kyuubi attack, alone in an overgrown clearing with not a scratch on him. Disoriented and confused, he does exactly what any father would do in this situation. He fights through the pain, gets up, and goes to find his son. He trudges through the pounding in his head and forces himself to move-- to go and find him, because that masked man was still out there, and Minato is willing to do anything to protect his little ball of sunshine.
Needless to say, the blonde kage wasn't expecting so much time to have passed. Nor is he very impressed with the way the village has been treating his son all these years.
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02 Jan 2026
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It's months before Connor realizes that the damage to his regulator never fully repaired from when it was torn out and thrown across the room. It's months more before he realizes how hard it is to live with system damage that just gets worse, and worse, until he can barely work, or smile, or think-
But it's fine. He doesn't need to ask New Jericho for a replacement part. Really.
He's fine.
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25 Nov 2025
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Fujimoto warned Rin to never be separated from Kurikara. So of course he ends up losing the sword on a mission.
It's fine. Of course it is. He's acting completely normal!
Even if no one else seems to think so.
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18 Jun 2025
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Orihara Izaya would never reveal that he was frequently tortured by nightmares. Nor would he reveal the cause of said nightmares. This was his secret which he kept hidden deep inside himself.
Post series - When a mysterious person from Izaya's past returns, Izaya seeks help from the man he never wanted to see again.
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26 Mar 2025