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“Drinking, are we?” Ningguang had asked.
“Why, worried a lady like you won’t be able to keep up with a pirate like me?”
“Oh, so now you call yourself a pirate.” Ningguang placed an inquisitive finger on her chin. “Funny, last month I distinctly remember how you assured the Qixing that your smuggling was ‘to keep sailors in their jobs’ and to ‘enact justice’.”
Beidou crossed her legs with gusto. “Well, last month is last month. Maybe I’m a changed woman.” She gestured with the bottle.
Ningguang snorted delicately. “You look exactly the same as last I saw you.”
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“Is it romance-inducing to ride a double bicycle?” Sasuke asks. Sakura would like to answer, but all of her brain power is being used to ignore Naruto’s knee brushing against her’s under the table.
Naruto taps his pencil against his lips. “Yeah. ‘Cus, their bodies would be pressed together, right?”
“That’s not a double bicycle though.” Sakura points out. “That’s just two people on a bike.”
“So what’s it matter?”
Sakura pauses. “Well, a tandem bike has two seats and two sets of pedals…”
“So no one would be pressed together at all.” Sasuke finishes.
Or,
Sakura tries to confess to her crush, Sasuke, but he thinks she’s just a fan of his secret shoujo manga…
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*⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ Suddenly A Magical Girl ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆* by Aceresa
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
28 Apr 2026
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The outfit seemed like it was pulling at the seams and looked about ready to burst on his body. His hands were now encased in golden gauntlets that looked heavy yet felt as light as air to him.
His hair had also grown longer now reaching just beyond his back. The area around his chest also felt more… Plump. As if an extra layer of fat was added on to fill out the space in the dress. There was also a distinct lack of weight between his legs and after reaching a hand down to do a quick check, he was proven correct.
"What." He said coherently.
Mydei was just a normal college student trying to survive his classes. All he wanted in life was to graduate, become a successful culinary master, and maybe perhaps get together with his crush and live happily ever after.
However, in a world where an alien substance known as the Black Tide could corrupt him at any moment, he worries about the future. It's a good thing that Okhema had Magical Girl Twilight Knight to protect them and purify the black tide! It's too bad that there was only so much one person can do alone.
So, fate took things into its own hands and decided that Mydei would be a magical girl as well.
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06 Apr 2026
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until someone set themselves aflame by Evermoon2097
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
31 Oct 2025
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With Dawn finally reaching Amphoreus, what happens to the Deliverer who gave so much to bring it about? Especially when he has about 50 billion years of issues. Good news, Caelus isn't one to let his friends down, even if he has to kidnap them, kicking and screaming.
“Partner, I have one last request,” he said numbly.
Caelus’s jaw snapped shut and he turned to Khaslana. “Uh, sure, what’s up?”
He thought the words would catch in his throat, to try and bury themselves within his burned flesh. That fear or regret would hold him back. But no, they puffed out, withered and dour. Inevitable.
“Take me away from Amphoreus. Please.”
Written before 3.5 Update, please pardon the hand-waving of Irontomb, very not canon-compliant
Could be considered Phainon character-studyBookmarked by Scomber
20 Feb 2026
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“Are you into me? Cause that’s what I’m reading. I feel it, the…” Jabber gestures wildly with his hands. “The feeling. Y’know what I’m saying.”
Never in his life has Zanka been struck more dumb.
“Oh, come on, man!” Jabber shrieks, desperation seeping into his voice. “The feeling! You’ve been around the block, haven’t you? You come all the way out here, light a fire for me, stare at me while I eat…”
“I think… you’re experiencing indigestion.” Zanka deflects weakly.
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11 Jan 2026
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“So,” Phainon starts, amazed at how stable his voice is. “Are you excited?”
Mydei barely opens his eyes, looking at him. “You need to elaborate, Deliverer.”
Phainon smacks Mydei’s shoulder with his hand. “About the Olympics, obviously,” he huffs. “Don’t be obtuse.”
“Of course I’m excited,” Mydei says, eyes closing once more. “I’ve been waiting for this my entire life.”
Phainon and Mydei's Olympic journey from the beginning to end.
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03 Jan 2026
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scars drawn from electric tears by thisisHalloween
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 Jul 2025
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He was made in her image. Scaramouche may no longer wield the power of Electro, but he is still the Electro Archon’s son. He is not vulnerable to the pain of her element.
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“I am pleased we are finally able to bring him home.” Oh, how the gods are playing with him now.
Scaramouche exhales. It feels like anger. It feels like relief. Perhaps it's both. Something tight begins to uncoil in his chest.
Inazuma awaits.
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Ongoing translation into Pусский here: ficbook, ao3. By oxi2cin
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