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    Stranger: a/s/l
    You: What?
    Stranger: age sex location
    You: Oh.
    You: 24, Male, Canada
    You: You?
    Stranger: 24m usa
    You: Do you like hockey?

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Shane: Curse & Hex Removal Spell by SpellsfromNastya

    Rose: ???

    Shane: Trust me

    Shane: Just get it

    Rose: Why?

    Shane: You are probably cursed.

    or

    Ilya's Etsy witch reviews get exposed.

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    69,526

    31 May 2026

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    thatdayisjustnogood social media aus

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    31 May 2026

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    Haley
    Hi Shane! Just messaging about our heater again. Do you think we could get it fixed today?
    Shane
    So sorry for the late reply, Haley! I’m at the Olympics and my time zones are all messed up. Messaged my HVAC guy and he’ll be there in the morning.

    Haley
    screenshot.jpg
    Wtf?
    Katie
    Is this guy fr???

    Or: the trials and tribulations of renting from Shane Hollander.

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    Chapters:
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    91,583

    30 May 2026

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    Slavic dad Ilya is precious to me with his big loud cough and dressing gown coming downstairs and sighing all the time.

    So now, I present to you: Ilya Rozanov being a grumpy Slavic Papa about his son playing video games, staying up late, messing up the lounge and wanting to eat cereal and go to the mall!

    Doesn’t he know we have food at home? Your crumbs are going to bring mice into the house! Turn on the light, you’ll hurt your eyes! (Loud Slavic dad cough) Ah! People drive too fast on our street! (Loud FaceTime noises and all calls are on speaker phone)

    If you know, you know. If you don’t know, you will never know.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    157
    Kudos:
    2,043
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    17,563

    29 May 2026

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    Luca signs up for friendly threesome edging and accidentally enters the Edging Olympic finals against two highly competitive perverts who clearly have a different view on the concept “vanilla.”

    or:

    Ch1: Shane and Ilya edge Luca to the absolute brink.

    Ch2: Ilya is edged and overstimulated until he cries, then it’s Shane turn.

    This fic is completed. There will not be a third chapter.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    406
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    2,171
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    Hits:
    22,020

    29 May 2026

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    Shane wasn't really a... 'good' gay. He knew it.
    He was, however, an exceptional lesbian.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    Kudos:
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    Hits:
    2,490

    29 May 2026

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    Ilya posts a casual video of himself covered in a necklace of hickeys given to him by his beautiful, freaky boyfriend. In an unfortunate turn of events, girls all over the world join forces to share the details and video evidence of their own sexual exploits with Russia’s pass-around party boy. Shane is not at all consumed by jealousy and absolutely does not fall into a spiral of competitive obsession over these events.

    Or, 5 times Shane tries to be as good as every girl that Ilya’s ever been with, + 1 time Ilya shows him that he has always been better.

    Series
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    Comments:
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    5,027
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    57,985

    29 May 2026

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    Gena: He was wearing a Boston jersey, Chloe. Boston!

    Chloe: Okay?

    Gena: And then to have the audacity to say Ilya Rozanov is a better player than my husband Shane Hollander? Asshole.

    Chloe: You’re married?

    Gena: What? No

    Chloe: But you just said your husband was some guy named Shane?

    Gena: Yeah, my husband Shane Hollander

    Gena: Wait

    Gena: Do you not know who Shane Hollander is?

    Chloe: Should I?

    Gena: YOU LIVE IN MONTREAL

    Gena: YOU WORK AT A SPORTS BAR

    Chloe: Yeah, I work at one, I don’t watch sports.

    or: The events of Heated Rivalry and The Long Game as told through the texts of a Shane Hollander fan.

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    5,990

    28 May 2026

  10. Public Bookmark *

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    To the two users who flirt with hockey statistics in the comments of every post, please get married and leave the rest of us alone.

    (Or: Five times Shane and Ilya ran into each other's burner accounts online.)

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    28 May 2026

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    Ilya thought he knew everything there was to know about Shane's sexual habits. His quirks. How his gag reflex is almost non-existent, how his ass craves to be filled if he goes too long without it, how he loves to be kissed so much that, if Ilya really tries, he can get Shane off just by sucking his tongue.

    He's never once heard about Shane being good at eating pussy.

    Or: Ilya overhears that his totally-casual-sitationship was very good at munching and has a jealous fit about it.

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    Hits:
    50,185

    28 May 2026

  12. Public Bookmark *

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    MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
    rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:

    ✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
    ✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
    ✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
    ⏎ 55 ⟳ 39 ♡ 732

    rozanov defender @gremlinroz
    ... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
    ⏎ 0 ⟳ 10 ♡ 63

    lea @rozanovsss
    getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
    ⏎ 5 ⟳ 1 ♡ 37

    The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.

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    194,648

    27 May 2026

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    [a voice message sent May 10th, 1991, received by a Panasonic answering machine]

    David: Hey, Mom. The baby has been ejected.

    Yuna: David, no, that’s—no. Give me that. Hey, Mrs. Holl—

    David: She’s your mom too, you know—

    Yuna: —just letting you know that we have a baby! Seven pounds and seven ounces, ten fingers and ten toes. His name is Shane, and he’s excited to meet you… at some point. When we get out of the hospital. We love you, we hope to see you soon, and—

    David: —and bring peach cobbler when you visit!

    Yuna: … and bring peach cobbler when you visit. Bye.

    [Or, Shane is the best Mother's Day gift that Yuna could ever ask for. Literally. Told through a thirty-five-year-long series of letters, postcards, voice messages, and Yuna feeling so much love for her son(s) she could just burst.]

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    Comments:
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    25,867

    27 May 2026

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    26 May 2026

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    “What the fuck is Shayden?” Ilya asks, nose deep in his phone. They’re sprawled across the couch, enjoying a lazy evening at the cottage.
    Shane snorts, “I think it’s me and Hayden. Like our duo name.”
    “You and Pike? Shane, they are saying you are in love with him.”

    /

    In the Heated Rivalry Universe, Shayden is the most popular RPF ship. Ilya takes to his burner account to set the record straight.

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    Comments:
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    20,268
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    Hits:
    115,837

    26 May 2026

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    25 May 2026

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    Tampa, Florida. Room 1217.

    In between fade out and fade in, Ilya Rozanov lets the fire burn and Shane Hollander lets the storm surge.

    A few hours in a hotel room can change you.

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    Comments:
    579
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    4,781
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    1,259
    Hits:
    42,313

    25 May 2026

  18. Public Bookmark 35

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    HOLLANOVAAS threesome

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    mommy shane and his two needy puppies who want to worship him

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    Comments:
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    35
    Hits:
    4,864

    25 May 2026

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    They may not have any idea how to do it, but there’s no way in hell the Montreal Metros are going to risk losing their Captain to a more accepting team. Full of determination, grit, open hearts, and absolutely no savvy, this team is going to learn how to be allies, come hell or high water.


    Hayden: did anyone do the optional inclusivity training last season?
    J.J. Boizeau: no
    Lawrence Olsson: no
    Gilbert Comeau: no
    Petro Andropov: no
    Matty Wilson: no
    Cam Stedlund: no
    Albert Schneider: no
    Aleks Miitka: no
    Georges Gagnon: no
    Patrice Drapeau: no
    Hayden: excellent, we’re nailing this so far

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    8
    Comments:
    1,519
    Kudos:
    13,343
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    2,393
    Hits:
    65,431

    22 May 2026

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    22 May 2026

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