3 Works by SemiDecentPoet

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    Buddy, you're a young man, hard man

    Shouting in the street

    Gonna take on the world someday
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    Join Chip, Jay, and Gillion as they more or less (erring on the side of less) follow canon but as a rock band on the run from the cops!!

    Fic title is from "Art Is for Amateurs" by Jam Mechanics (Bug Hunter and the Narcissist Cookbook)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    126
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    “Hey, Q!” Sapnap calls. “This cute thing won’t come off!”

    “Sap, what the hell is that?” Quackity nearly squawks.

    “I dunno! It just latched onto me,” Sapnap giggles, hands hovering at his sides. “It’s cute, right?”

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    In which Sapnap inherits a cabin from his estranged great aunt, he and Quackity go on a hike in the woods, and a loopy purple person(?) latches onto them and won't let go.

    But he's cute, so it's fine.

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    An (amateur) exercise in Chekhov's gun featuring Karlnapity. Inspired by this post on Twitter by @chaikavsky: How They Met

    UNFINISHED DUE TO WILBUR SOOT BEING AN ABUSIVE DICKHEAD

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,901
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    107
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    405
    Bookmarks:
    56
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    She turns her gaze away from the dark water to the crow’s nest. The lookout jabs their finger towards the dense fog ahead where the island—if it’s big enough to be called that—steadily emerges. To any other ship sailing by, it would be disregarded as merely a sign of a larger landmass nearby, if noticed at all. To any other captain, it would not be a reason to drop anchor.

    She smirks and huffs out a quiet laugh.

    Puffy is not any other captain.

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    Ever since she found her old ship beached in a far corner of the Dream SMP, Captain Puffy has been having vivid flashbacks of adventures from a time before TNT and grieving nations, before eggs and betrayal.

    AKA, in which I try to make something out of the meager morsel of lore Puffy has left us, featuring a couple of bards who are captivated by this captain's call.

    ————ON HIATUS BC WTF DO PIRATES EVEN DO??————

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,915
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    14
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    138

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