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    You don't have to read this, it's mainly for my entertainment. But! Here's a summary, in case you do:
    Grim Rider is a hellhound. A pretty good one, too - his control over the shadows rivals the best of the best, despite it being a mere twenty years since he died.
    But he's been framed for being part of a coup that failed to kill Hells' leader, Asalkdfajsh (don't worry, mortals can't understand a lick of Hellish) - and he won't let that stand. Not when his life is on the line.
    But topside, there's a detective who's on his ass almost 24/7, and that means that his meals have to be few and far in between, lest that idiot try and arrest him (not that it'll work, but nor does he want to kill him) - and Hell is nearly impenetrable with the coup and everything.
    Just how will Grim prove his not-so-innocent innocence?
    By killing the leader of the resistance. Not hard at all.
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    Assumed dead after his banishment, Zuko takes up The Blue Spirit mask. No one has seen his face in three years, and he won't let them. It's safer this way, being alone. After a Fire Nation general hires him to bring in Hakoda for questioning, he fails the job miserably and ends up a captive of the Water Tribe. When Sokka is employed by Iroh to track down Zuko and find out if he is still alive, The Blue Spirit claims that Zuko is in fact dead, and in a fit of panic, that he was the one who killed him.

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    26 Oct 2025

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    Eijirou looks at the talisman. And then does a double take.

    “This just says ‘fuck off’ in kanji,” Eijirou says to Midoriya.

    “It’s very effective,” Midoriya says to Eijirou.

    “What the hell is going on,” Jirou says to the room.

    (In which the dorms are haunted and Midoriya is an exorcist. In, you know, a manner of speaking.)

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    01 Feb 2025

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    In unearthing the Nomu Factory, the Heroes and police of Japan discovered a body. This was not unexpected, but the nationality and uniform of the corpse in question… that was. Because this failed Nomu wore the uniform of Amestris, a war torn nation from the isolated continent of Atossa, where Quirks and modern electronics had never developed and never worked.

    Edward Elric hoped he could retire from military service in peace, traveling Amestris while his brother Alphonse went to Xing. This is put on hold when now-Führer Mustang asks him to travel to the Outside, to the world beyond that was barricaded for centuries after the development of something called ‘Quirks’. A soldier has been killed and Amestris needs to know more about the Outside.

    Or, Edward Elric and Amestris meet the world of Heroes and Villains.

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    05 Jan 2025

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    “I won’t say this again; put the blonde bastard back where you found him, and find another kid to convert to your cause.”
    Shigaraki grabbed him by the front of his suit jacket, pulling him in close with only one finger raised off the cloth in his hand.
    “I want this one, and I get what I want-”
    “PIZZA DELIVERY!”
    Every head in the bar turned at the sound of a knock on the door and a sudden announcement of pizza. Izuku groaned. Fuck. The police were here. Great.
    “Did you seriously not check him for trackers or a phone?!” Izuku shoved Shigaraki away. The villain stumbled back as the room exploded.
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    OR: Izuku is an underground healer, and he's pretty satisfied where he is. But of course, UA and Aizawa have to go shove their foot into his carefully crafted identity and fix his trauma.
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    I DO NOT own the MHA/BNHA universe, only this original plot.
    Please DO NOT re-post my work.
    Please DO NOT bind and sell this work (personal use is fine, DO NOT SELL fanfic)
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    Posted: 9/1/23

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    16 Oct 2024

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    Time is not linear but cyclical. The end is, and will always be, an immutable constant. You can rewrite the first chapter, but the closing line will invariably end with slaughter. To change fate is to write a whole new novel.

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    There is something strange about the new boy in Gojo’s class. The world tells him his name is Itadori Yuuji, a boy burdened by the weight of expectation and possessed of powers beyond his years. His Six Eyes tell him he is a monster, an indomitable force with venomous fangs and bloodstained claws. His soul, however, sees just a child.

    Itadori travels back in time to when Geto and Gojo are still in school. Tragedy has not yet been put into motion, and Itadori will do whatever it takes to put an end to it, even if it kills him - especially if it kills him.

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    13 Jun 2024