ShitShatDarling
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she's not going to die today by zerospoons_onlyknives (oprime) for a_cry_in_the_wilderness, periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Dec 2022
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Peter Parker has a soulmate mark that doesn’t tell him what his soulmate’s day has in store for them as most people do. Peter Parker has a soulmate mark that only tells him one thing and only some of the time. Peter Parker has a soulmate mark that sometimes disappears.
Wade Wilson doesn’t think about his soulmate mark. Wade Wilson doesn’t look at his soulmate mark (except when he does). Wade Wilson feels kind of bad for whatever dissertation writing, coffee drinking normie is on the other side of his soulmate mark.
An antagonistic SpideyPool AU that I wrote at three in the morning when I couldn't sleep. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
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Bookmarked by ShitShatDarling
04 Jan 2026
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I Ain't No Calming Goat! by X_Gon_Give_It
Fandoms: Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
10 Nov 2019
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There’s a man sitting in the corner of the room, half cast in shadow. Peter’s vision was still mottled, but he can make out gray pants similar to his own. His roomie was wearing a white shirt, the sleeves twisted strangely, decorated with buttons and straps. It took several more blinks to realize that’s because it was a straitjacket.
That is never a good sign.
Peter jumped to his feet, almost threw up, and plastered himself to the wall, slowly easing down into a crouch. But the man only cocked his head to the side, hairless eyebrows quirking. When Peter inhaled, the stench of pain made his nose sting and his eyes water, overwhelming in its magnitude. The man’s eyes are hard and angry when they meet Peters’.
“And who are you supposed to be? They actually giving me roommates again? Nice try, Francie!” this the man yelled at the door, “but I’m not buying it! Give im’ to someone else.”
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Or the one where Peter is kidnapped by Weapon X and shares a cell with Deadpool.
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Bookmarked by ShitShatDarling
01 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
I searched for this ghe entire fucking day?!?! Man so worth it
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How To Get Physical by Wilt
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Jun 2021
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"It happens on a rooftop, as many revelations in Peter's life do."
What do you do when you realize you have feelings for your best friend, who also definitely has feelings for you too? And how do you cross the line from friendship to something more when your body doesn't exactly fit the mold? -
baby bang it up inside by pirate_script
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
30 Jan 2024
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"Am I more than you bargained for yet? I've been dyin' to tell you anything you want to hear."
Sometimes the only thing stopping you from experimenting on yourself in a way that has resulted in multiple of your enemies is a red and black clad mercenary. And sometimes he isn't there.
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- Part 8 of Spideypool Makes a Sandwich
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“It’s my biological wiring. I always kiss back when a hot guy lays one on me—it’s instinctual, dude. Scientific certainty.”
Rubbing a hand across his face, Castiel groans. “They’re never letting me back into the closet after this.”
Bookmarked by ShitShatDarling
13 Apr 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Love the last line!!.
P.s huh my first fic outside of spideypool? Man did I grow up fuck feels surreal and damn