Slimyseal



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    "I am detecting a significant Decepticon energy signature," Ratchet announced, his voice echoing in the silo. "Its location is... peculiar. An Amazon fulfillment center in the Nevada desert."
    "Whatever their reasoning, we must investigate," Optimus Prime said, his deep voice resonating with authority. "Ratchet, the facility will be active. What is the most effective camouflage?"
    Ratchet’s optic ridge twitched as he brought up a schematic. "The facility’s primary traffic consists of Class 8 semi-trucks, painted... blue... with a white 'Prime' logo."
    A rare, quiet snort came from Bulkhead, which he quickly disguised as a cough. Miko, however, had no such restraint.
    "Oh my gosh! 'Optimus... Prime!' It's destiny!" she cackled.
    "It's degrading," Ratchet muttered, activating the base's hard-light customizer. The system whirred, overlaying Optimus's classic red and blue paint with the corporate blue and white smile of an Amazon delivery vehicle. His trailer was similarly transformed into a matching container. "A leader of our race, a Prime... forced to masquerade as a common carrier for... foam fingers and cat litter."

    I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this...

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    07 Nov 2025

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    “HEY BIG RED!” Cliffjumper, even the Vehicons, paused at the scream from somewhere behind him, at the cluster of energon crystals. “DUCK!” It was instinct that had him automatically following the warning, his frame hitting the ground just as a volley of energon-fueled blasts that sniped the cons down. For a moment, Cliffjumper thought he had found a fellow ‘Bot hiding on Earth. But when he looked back, instead, he found a fleshy human, but their arm was a glowing metal barrel instead?


    Yuu knows why and how they’re here on this Earth, they just don’t know who brought them here when they should’ve been with Death in the end. Who the hell is Primus? Oh well, all they do know is that they needed to help Primus’ ‘kids’, whatever that meant. They got a cool upgrade to their forms though, not to mention their weapon modes are now big as hell on the account of their new alien meisters. Also, Energon tastes funky, they like the crystal stuff better for the crunch... What was their mission again?


    Aka, Alien God sends a semi-feral lil' armory to aid his kids. There are various untold side-effects from this single action. "Whoops." Says Primus, unconcerned. More at 11.

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    03 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 73

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    You provided the best explanation you could.

    "No ablah engless?"

    "No hablo inglés," the officer corrected with an exasperated eye roll, his brow working turning into brow pummeling rather quickly.

    Huh. New record.

    ———

    Where other children cried, you stared.

    Where other teenagers loved and lived, you stood motionless.

    Where other adults planned, created, and maintained, you lay a victim of horrors of your own creation, an intricate web of failure after failure and inadequacy after inadequacy until you were surely stuck like the idiot fly you were.

    Now, upon being thrust into a world where being harsh or unloving is the norm, you just might now take the role of the spider. Prey has become predator, and now you're determined to burn—and take the whole world with you.

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    28 Oct 2025

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    27 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 66

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    When Orion Pax tells D-16 to keep his new pet a secret, they both work hard to do so. What they don't realise is that you are not a pet, your translator is broken, and every day, you are trying to repair it to tell them everything you need to, to survive.

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    13 Sep 2025

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