SmellyEz
Fandoms
- South Park (1)
- Shrek (Movies) (1)
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“Yes. Who else drives you insane at night? Makes you worry about the town’s safety as well as your own?”
“President Garrison.”
“Everyone’s waiting for him to start WWIII he doesnt count.”
“The Racoon.”
“The Racoon’s not a villain!”
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Shrek appears in y/ns room ans love blooms
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I Can Lie On This Hill Just Above You by Morphean
Fandoms: Falsettos - Lapine/Finn, In Trousers - Finn
22 Dec 2025
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On February 21st, 1943, after over 24 hours of labor and the near death of both mother and child, Marvin is born at 1:21:34 AM. He is small and struggles to breathe and the nurse tasked with caring for him prays he’ll make it through the night.
There’s water in his lungs, you see, fluid he has to hack out to survive. Officially, Marvin starts to breathe without problem on Tuesday afternoon, beginning to cry and not refraining save when he passes out for short, fitful rests.
Really, he never stops coughing, never stops drowning. The fluid in his lungs is slowly killing him from the day he is born, but Marvin doesn’t die here. Not yet.
First, he grows up.
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Otherwise known as a man who loves Marvin too much decides to write out his entire life. A bad biography, if you willSeries
- Part 1 of The Art Of Dying Young
Bookmarked by SmellyEz
12 Oct 2025
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if you can't stand the heat (get out of hell) by deathscapes
Fandoms: The Goldfinch - Donna Tartt, The Goldfinch (2019)
25 May 2025
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Xandra doesn’t believe in dry heat.
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- Part 1 of runs in the family
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04 Jun 2025
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Thea and Kevin, post bodyswap.
Series
- Part 4 of 10 days to 1k: kevthea edition
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- English
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- 400
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 20
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27 May 2025
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It wasn’t the prospect of pain that frightened him. Zhenya was a hockey player: he was used to pain, even to violence. But this wasn’t like a fight on the ice—tempers boiling over, hot rage spilling out everywhere—cathartic, necessary, even if it got him sent down the tunnel. This was different. There was nothing here to push back against, no way to assert his own will. In a little while Crosby would come to him, and Zhenya would open the door and let him in. Crosby would feed from him, taking what he wanted from Zhenya’s body.
And then they would be bound.
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- English
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10 Nov 2024
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Something Wanting in My Nature by Mugatu
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jul 2019
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I saw this tumblr prompt and my hand slipped.
"Okay which one of you is going to write the Ineffable Husbands college professor AU with the extremely sweet and over-sharing professor fawning over their spouse and the standoff-ish secretive professor who reveals absolutely nothing about their private life who turned out to be married? "
https://yvmeji.tumblr.com/post/185880682877/okay-which-one-of-you-is-going-to-write-the
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- English
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- 9,786
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- 3/3
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- 11
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- 446
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- 9,556
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- 2,156
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07 Aug 2023