Soon_to_be_assassinated
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Fuck everyone who says money can’t buy happiness, Dazai’s life has been so much better with a sugar daddy. Never mind that his sugar daddy is a dangerous mafia boss, that’s just a minor inconvenience.
So yeah, common sense can fuck right off.
But things are getting dangerous, so maybe Dazai should learn to value common sense a little more.Series
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16 Dec 2025
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A hard curl of satisfaction by iffervescent
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
01 Feb 2020
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Geralt was taught that a witcher is only good for one thing
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14 Dec 2025
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Fizz pushed out of Blitz's hold and slipped through the curtain, and the growl cut off into a squeal. "Fizzie!"
"Ozzie!"
Blitz leaned against the wall, grinning, holding his arm against his bruised ribs. He could just see Fizz and Asmodeus through the crack in the curtains. Fuck, he was beat to shit, and all he could smell for a few long moments was blood and smoke that clung to his clothes, then the faintest hint of lavender. It was practically a Pavlovian response, the way Blitz's muscles loosened.
Wait, lavender--?
The curtains fluttered open, and Blitz felt like he'd been shot directly in the chest, because standing there, frozen, beak open, was Stolas, gripping his stupid top hat and all four eyes wide and trained on Blitz's beat-up form.
"Stolas?"
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Fizz convinces Blitz to help him get up to Ozzie's office at the end of Oops, and Things Sure Do Happen.
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12 Dec 2025
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Blitzø, after a particularly rough night of heavy drinking, finds himself tied to a chair in some warehouse. Sure, he found himself in worse spots after such an intense night of drinks, but he hadn't had to deal with such bad company.
Striker.
Seems like the assassin is out for blood this time. No more games, no more messing around with IMP. He's got a job to do, and he's gonna do it. An occupational expense, he supposed.
IMP, with their boss missing, and little to go off of besides a short phone call, find themselves out of options. So, they opt to involve Prince Stolas.
Blitzø is narrowly snatched from the jaws of death, with his body battered, bruised, and bloody. He has to rest, mend his wounds.
All the while, Stolas is racked with guilt for not intervening sooner. The pair seem destined for failure. It's the last thing either of them want, even if they don't share that with the other.
Now, Blitz must not only heal his body, but mend his relationship.
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A Western Energy AU: What if Blitzø was the target, not Stolas?Bookmarked by Soon_to_be_assassinated
12 Dec 2025
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