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“You requested the bard to get you porn?” Diluc questioned with a skeptical look on his face.
“No!” Aether shouted, waving his hands frantically in front of him. “It’s for…for Paimon!”
“WHAT?!” Paimon screamed off the top of her lungs before spinning around to see the pair of crimson eyes narrowing at her while the blue one twinkled with amusement. “No! Paimon would never read these kinds of things! It’s Adeptus Xiao!!”
“An adeptus from Liyue want you two to get porn?” Kaeya arched a fine brow.
“This is all for Morax’s sake!” Venti piped up from behind Aether as if that would make the situation any better.
"So it is the Geo Archon that wanted the porn?”
Aether buried his face into his hands. He should have never taken up on Xiao's request. No, before that, he shouldn't have taken Zhongli's request.
This whole mess started when Zhongli confessed to Xiao in the wrong order, starting with sex.
Now, it's up to one traveller, one emergency food, and one bard to make things right...by getting Xiao a guide to sexual intercourse (aka porn).
中文翻译 and русский перевод in beginning note
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12 Jun 2021
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"Xiao," he says, steeling himself. Xiao looks up at him with wide, curious, beautiful eyes, and Venti's heart swells to bursting. "Xiao, I think I love you."
Silence. Xiao is very still beneath him.
"Probably!" Venti blurts. "Most likely. Almost definitely. I'll let you know if it changes."
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29 May 2021
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i can show you things that make you think you're dead in heaven by HONEYEDBLOSSOM
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 May 2021
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As an interrogator, Kaeya found the most joy when his victim was on their knees.
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29 May 2021
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14 May 2021
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Childe hasn’t been giving Aether any ascension materials for Xiao lately, so the yaksha is finally left to confront the man himself.
He ends up with several more answers than he wanted.
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10 May 2021
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each breath a blessing by plot_hole_ventilation
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Apr 2021
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"Venti, are you done—" He stops short in the doorway, breath caught in his throat and fingers digging into the door-frame to steady himself.
Venti floats in the middle of the room, his feet barely brushing the ground. His wings are spread out, the gold encircling his chest and hips shining in the pale light of the moon. Venti winks at him, and Xiao breathes before he dares another look. White gloves, a single white stocking, bracelets of gold and horn. Bare skin and a sweep of white cloth that tangles around his legs. A tattoo on his thigh, matching the one on his chest.
He looks divine.
"Lord Barbatos," Xiao corrects himself with a smile, and green flashes in Venti's eyes. "How may I serve you?"
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29 Apr 2021
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Their plan was to have a few drinks at the nightclub, spend a night having a good time, sporadically making out.
What Xiao didn't know was that Venti had other ideas besides that.
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- Part 1 of Piercing my skin
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20 Apr 2021
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lost in your wake by magicites for ems (heartanthems)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 Apr 2021
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Xiao hasn’t eaten a dream in two millennia. Yaksha have no need to devour dreams. If it were anyone else, Xiao would let him suffer. But he had to find Barbatos. He had to dream powerfully enough to sour the world around him. And he had to save Xiao’s life.
Xiao leans in closer. He does not dwell in gifts or in favor. Everything has a price.
The life he lives now, he thinks, is worth the taste of this nightmare.
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19 Apr 2021
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Rex Lapis is kind and gentle, yet strong and reverent. No hands could soothe Xiao’s tense shoulder muscles like the tandem work of Childe’s touches and his archon’s gentle hands. Feather-light lips leave warm trails of honey along his nape, an unexpected tenderness he assumed was reserved for quiet after-dinner meetings shared between the two men. The intimacy rolls across his nerves, soothing him much like those dulcet flute tones. What amount of gentle musings would gradually undo him? What soft combination of touches and kisses would turn the adeptus to putty in front of these two? Xiao shudders, expecting nothing and hungering for a glimpse into the world these men shared.
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08 Apr 2021
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A Study in Forming Romantic Relationships by Yoongsmini
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 Apr 2021
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A step by step guide to the forming of a romantic relationship. To be used for research purposes only.
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- Part 1 of A Study in Relationships
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31 Mar 2021
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The scent of dandelion wine wafted through the air and-
Oh.. Oh.
"Barbatos." he growled, hoping to convey all of his annoyance into that single uttered word.
In which Venti visits Xiao and they spend time together, shenanigans ensue.
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31 Mar 2021
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"What? Do you hope to fling us off another cliff?"
"Oh please, don't take me to be so silly!"When the Windblume Festival comes around, Xiao finds a second home in Mondstadt.
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22 Mar 2021
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When Xiao meets a stranger underneath a willow tree, he doesn’t expect them to be mega-pop star Barbatos. Instead, he’s met with Venti, a tired boy with far too many secrets and a wish of freedom.
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20 Mar 2021
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Ruin Guards are so Hard to Photograph! by thelurkingredpanda
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
12 Jun 2021
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Lumine and Paimon get a special request letter.
The reward:
>400,000 Mora
>100 Geo Sigils
>5 Intertwined Fates
>10 Hero's WitRequested Items:
> 2 photographs of Childe TartagliaLumine's palm meets her face. She looks at the hooded statue of the Geo Archon behind her, and burying her face into her palms, screams internally.
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Aside from Lumine's suffering: Former Archon Bonding, Liyuen folks looking out for Zhongli in their own way, characters bonding (in general), some side quests, Footnotes(AKA the dump for insights/explanations/shorts that should add spice to the main work), Zhongli and Childe food towards the end, and lots of SHENANIGENS and Fluff.(Note: Additional omakes will/are uploaded separately and are compiled under a series. I guess this ride isn't over just yet)
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EDIT: 06/12/21
Ch5 = Belated In-Chapter Series Announcement + "Q&A That No One Asked For" SectionSeries
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18 Mar 2021
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Where Cloud Retainer heard much tale of the brilliant alchemist of Mondstadt from Rex lapis himself, but all she wanted was to meet the strange soul that led the Conqueror of Demons to share his own space and thoughts with. After all, Cloud Retainer believes it is about time the world gave Xiao a damn break.
Post orange dust fic
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- Part 2 of orange dust compilation
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12 Mar 2021
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Experimental Control by mahadevi (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Feb 2021
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Dr. Kreideprinz moves to the desk, picking up a notepad and pen and turning back to Kaeya in one fluid motion that leaves the ends of his lab coat fluttering in his wake. “You are aware of the study being performed today, correct?” Kaeya nods, to which Dr. Kreideprinz gives another one of his little smiles. “Your words, if you please, Mr. Alberich. I need to make sure that everything is okay.”
Kaeya feels his ears prickle with warmth and for Archon’s sake, this is getting annoying. “I’m aware.” He says with no small amount of strain.
Dr. Kreideprinz’s gaze is heavy. “And you are aware of all it entails?”
“I am.” Kaeya says, voice barely louder than a whisper.
Something akin to a fire lights within Dr. Kreideprinz’s eyes, and there’s a thick indulgence in his voice when he speaks, simply saying, “you may undress.”
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09 Mar 2021
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behind her jade screen, ningguang watches ganyu undress. when the half-qilin is finally bare and hesitant to meet her gaze, turned away from her so the tianquan wouldn’t notice her flushed cheeks and sparkling eyes, she lifts one elegant arm and beckons her forward.
“come closer to me, baby,” ningguang whispers into the heated air between them, “i won’t bite.”
a breath later, and she’s smirking, “unless you want me to.”
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03 Mar 2021
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He places his plate on the railing he's perched on, looking up towards the sky. The look in his eyes tells you he's contemplating vanishing off into the darkness to fight once more. You act fast, squeezing his midriff in a vice-like grip. Before he can protest, you lick a stripe up his neck, stopping just below his jaw. He goes stiff in your arms, and you can feel the start of a shiver rack his body before he suppresses it.
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19 Feb 2021
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Giving up control allows Xiao to forget about his pain; Venti is more than happy to help.
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19 Feb 2021
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"My word is — as solid as stone." Punctuated by soft gasps, the promise sounds so much filthier than Childe imagined it could. Zhongli's eyes are bright, glowing points of amber, and his voice trembles just a little when he says, "Use me, Childe. Until you're satisfied."
Childe brings out the dragon in Zhongli by accident, much to his delight.
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- Part 1 of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
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18 Feb 2021