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Love Thy Neighbor by snae_b
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Jan 2021
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Aziraphale Fell lives a quiet life writing a successful baking blog. At least until an irritating new neighbor moves in downstairs and throws his life into chaos. Oh no, where could this possibly be going?
Aziraphale was staring. No, not staring. He was beyond staring. He was ogling. Gawking. Gaping. Leering. His jaw had quite literally dropped. This was not what he pictured when he imagined what was obviously a sloppy noise demon living downstairs.
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- Part 1 of Love Thy Neighbor
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,822
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 545
- Kudos:
- 1,202
- Bookmarks:
- 298
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- 23,934
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25 Jan 2021
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24 Jan 2021
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Blame It on the Goose by almaasi
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
04 Oct 2019
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Village shenanigans AU where neighbours Aziraphale and Crowley are given the runaround by a particularly rude goose.
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When Anthony J. Crowley moves to a pleasant English village, he expects to begin a peaceful life, gardening and minding his own business. He pretends not to notice his new neighbour, some flamboyant toff named Azira-something, who seems to do nothing but eat, and illustrate birds. But there’s a horrible goose on the loose, and it and its friends are causing a disturbing amount of havoc. Stealing shoes, squashing flowers, unlocking gates, tangling hosepipes... and sending Crowley out of the house with no clothes on in the middle of the night to borrow some underpants from the aforementioned neighbour. The entire population of Lower Tadfield is in uproar over these innocent-looking monsters. Something must be done! If Aziraphale and Crowley have to team up to defeat a gaggle of psychotic geese, so be it. And if they happen to like each other more than expected, so be that, too. What good is a peaceful life without a dear friend, anyhow?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,434
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 245
- Kudos:
- 1,294
- Bookmarks:
- 294
- Hits:
- 14,203
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24 Jan 2021
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A Special Place in Hell by HotCrossPigeon, Mirach
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Nov 2020
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“There’s a special place in Hell for me. It’s called a throne.”
Adam's shift of reality made Satan disappear and the nearest immortal entity got sucked into his role. Coincidentally at that time, Aziraphale was standing a few inches closer to the former King of Hell than Crowley.
(The story is complete, with possible additions)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 49,774
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 807
- Kudos:
- 1,456
- Bookmarks:
- 421
- Hits:
- 21,725
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21 Jan 2021
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20 Jan 2021
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19 Jan 2021
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Crowley has a crush on a very minor celebrity, a book expert on Antiques Roadshow. When the opportunity arises for Crowley to meet the object of his affections, he knows he'll have to bring something really special. Will it be enough to secure the attention of the delightful Aziraphale, or will fate have to intervene for the course of true love to run smooth?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,624
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 317
- Kudos:
- 1,914
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- 429
- Hits:
- 12,990
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13 Jan 2021
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In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 95,505
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 11
- Comments:
- 5,599
- Kudos:
- 15,947
- Bookmarks:
- 5,515
- Hits:
- 343,915
Bookmarked by SpaceHalfwit
12 Jan 2021
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The Observations of A. Z. Fell regarding one A. J. Crowley by Lurlur
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Apr 2020
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Aziraphale has noticed that Crowley often acts in bizarre and confusing ways. He keeps a journal of these events in hopes of better understanding his hereditary enemy and best friend.
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12 Jan 2021
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On Espionage and Prophecy (or How to Accidentally, but Wholly, Fall in Love With a Soho Bookseller) by RockSaltAndRoll
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
17 Nov 2019
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1941 is the London Blitz and the year that MI5 really comes into its own with the now infamous ‘double cross’ system. The service keep tabs on suspects, root out enemy agents and try to turn them into doubles.
Anthony J Crowley is fucking great at this job. He can be sneaky, underhanded and damn ruthless but also charming and kind. It’s what makes him good at turning.
Aziraphale is just a regular Soho bookseller who loves his shop and books and good food and wine when he’s approached by a woman claiming to be MI5, wanting to recruit him for espionage. The poor man is too trusting and gets the shock of his life when he’s approached by a charming but dangerous-looking man also claiming to be MI5.
Crowley recruits Aziraphale to double cross a double crosser and Aziraphale takes to espionage like a duck to water.
Danger, hijinks, and sex ensue.
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- Part 1 of Espionage and Omens
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 133,390
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Comments:
- 2,773
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- 5,456
- Bookmarks:
- 1,635
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- 123,738
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11 Jan 2021
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Spilt Milk by burnttongueontea
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Nov 2019
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‘What on Earth did you do?’
Aziraphale sighed heavily.
‘Oh, nothing really. I mean, at first I thought it might be because – ’ He closed his mouth suddenly, looking uncomfortable. ‘Well, never mind, apparently it wasn’t that. I made enquiries. As it turns out, the relevant committee only meets once a year, and somebody missed the deadline for the paperwork first time around, so there you are – two years’ grace, as it were. And then, whoops! You’re quietly enjoying your nice little spa day when this great big hole opens up in the ground in front of you, and down you go! In your towel. I suppose I was asking for it there – an angel sitting in a sauna, not very appropriate, is it? What can you expect?’
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11 Jan 2021
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Strip Away My Conscience by tuddles
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Oct 2020
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Mr. Aziraphale Z. Fell is a respectable bookshop owner who becomes a regular at a Soho strip club when he comes across a redheaded exotic dancer that he just can't get off his mind.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 41,038
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 481
- Kudos:
- 680
- Bookmarks:
- 98
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- 12,939
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11 Jan 2021
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In which Aziraphale makes more of an effort to be involved with Crowley's interests and hobbies.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 41,968
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 2,817
- Kudos:
- 3,338
- Bookmarks:
- 1,023
- Hits:
- 54,866
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11 Jan 2021
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The Power, the Status by Shay_Moonsilk for brutumfulmen, AfterTVAperativo
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Aug 2019
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“Why would I fuck a demon? Simple, the status. Imagine you and your friends arriving at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon, legendary.”
That wasn't Aziraphale's intent - he just wanted to be with his love.
Crowley knew it was only a matter of time before the Big One.
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- Part 1 of Kingdom of Hell
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 30,188
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 1,001
- Kudos:
- 3,069
- Bookmarks:
- 636
- Hits:
- 69,443
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11 Jan 2021
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Worth It To You by Honestmabe, Ineffability_In_Eden (Honestmabe)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Aug 2020
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Aziraphale is in a dark place in his life when he runs into a mysterious man at a bar and later has the best night of his life only to be ghosted the next day with no calls or anything.
What is he to do when the man shows back up and Aziraphale is faced with the darker reality of what goes on in the shadows of London?
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- Part 1 of Worth It To You
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 84,128
- Chapters:
- 28/28
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 607
- Kudos:
- 736
- Bookmarks:
- 171
- Hits:
- 25,388
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11 Jan 2021
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amaretto by goosewriting
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Jun 2021
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“Demons have laws?” Aziraphale asks, head cocked to the side.
“Well, insofar as nature has laws, yes. Is that your final request? Is that what it’ll be?”
Aziraphale takes a moment to contemplate this. “Yes.”
Crowley nods, then holds the pad of his thumb out to Aziraphale’s mouth. “Lick it,” he commands.
“Excuse me?” Aziraphale squeaks. Crowley notes that this is the first time Aziraphale has been outwardly puzzled at literally anything Crowley has done.
“In order for a demonic contract to be solidified, there needs to be a mixing of biological matter, and I’m assuming you’re not into bloodletting,” Crowley says, eyes wide. He’s been wrong before.
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Aziraphale, a human, has grown used to being alone.
Everything changes for him when a unique occult relic falls into his hands and loops him into a contract with a mild-mannered (if a bit snarky) demon named Crowley.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 69,605
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 625
- Kudos:
- 3,873
- Bookmarks:
- 816
- Hits:
- 79,167
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11 Jan 2021
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You Gotta Keep the Devil (Way Down in the Hole) by southdownsraph
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Jan 2021
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Aziraphale is working the night shift in a hotel when he first meets the incubus Crowley. It's an unconventional kind of 'meet-cute,' but as they get to know one another, they both become rather curious about the other.
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11 Jan 2021
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Crowley is a world-famous rock star who sells out arenas. His name is synonymous with 'rock-n-roll', and he thrives on the spotlight. When he agrees to raffle off a date with himself for charity, he's expecting to meet an overzealous fan that wants to wear his skin and very well might try to roofie him. What he's not expecting is to be instantly attracted to the quiet man with the unusual name who shows up for the date at the Ritz... and he's certainly not expecting for Aziraphale to have no clue who he is...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 125,000
- Chapters:
- 36/36
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 4,633
- Kudos:
- 3,635
- Bookmarks:
- 703
- Hits:
- 105,734
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11 Jan 2021
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,604
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 69
- Kudos:
- 461
- Bookmarks:
- 87
- Hits:
- 6,200
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11 Jan 2021