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    This is just gonna be a lot off fics of borderline super bad and not fun instances with Rudo.

    Either pure angst or Hurt/Comfort,

    Also this might be OOC probably a lot too, but I’m fucking around having fun and non of these are canon so alalala I’m having fun !!

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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    A human couldn’t stop being a human. That was what Rudo said when faced with Mymo’s delusions of godhood. He believed it too. The problem was…

    Rudo wasn’t sure he ever felt like a human in the first place.

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    Gountess failed to stop Rudo from transforming during his fight with Mymo. Everyone deals with the aftermath.

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    30 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SO FUCKKNG GOOD OMG HOYL FUVCK

  2. Public Bookmark 39

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    He remembers their tiny dispute. And Follo’s shoddy retort. He kept searching around his brain for the leftovers of yesterday, to try and piece together the full sentence. But only two words really stood out to him.

    …pretty boy…

    What the hell kind of insult was that.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    “What’s it like to give a blowjob?” Naruto asks.

    “Pretty easy,” Sasuke says. He doesn’t want Naruto to talk about blowjobs. He shifts a little on the bed. His face feels warm.

    “That’s it? Easy?”

    “What, you want details?”

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Rudo wished he stayed in bed today.

    Suffering from a horrible headache Rudo manages to still get dragged out of his room and onto a mission by none other than his mentor and teacher, Zanka. The prick had a way of making him actually want to learn something, a skill truly necessary when dealing with teenagers, especially one such as Rudo.

    Loading into the company van team Akuta gets to hear about supposedly smart trash beasts, unknowing of what lay in wait and unsuspecting of the grousome injury one of them was about to suffer.

     

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    Rudo gets horribly injured on a job, is a little spitefull shit about it, and realises that maybe Zanka isn't all that bad of a guy.

    OR, OR:
    Basically that one Ibuprofen meme.

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    05 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    "ya got any ibuprophen?? i got a pipe impaled in my stomach"

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    Philza struggled to keep standing straight, dizzy from blood loss, a white-knuckle grip on his sword.

    “I have heard much of you, emperor Philza, and I have respect for you. Therefore, I’ll offer you a deal. You will surrender. You will kneel before me, right here, right now, and beg for mercy. Then I’ll take you to the Nether with me, and you’ll become my prisoner, slave, and personal servant. Or-

    The Blood God raised his netherite blade, pointing the tip straight at Philza’s heart.

    “-I will allow you to die with a sword in your hand, and once you’re dead, I will slaughter your children.”

    Philza fell to his knees without hesitation.

    ~~~

    Philza had been prepared for a lot of things when he was taken as a war prize: the loss of his basic freedom, the heartbreak of being separated from his sons, the indignity of being reduced into the piglin king’s “pet”.

    What he hadn’t been expecting was for the man behind the blood-stained mask to be soft-spoken, or good-natured, or tired from the weight of his crown.

    Or lonely.

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    27 Aug 2025