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    Hanguang-jun is dating a mild mannered, non-cultivator named Wei Wuxian. The Yiling Laozu rolls up to a nighthunt on a motorbike, no relation at all to the previous statement.

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    06 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I did say "Yilling Laozu hot" after this

  2. Public Bookmark 69

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    Gusu Lan Bakery
    Online Custom Order Form

    Requested Cake Type: [purple velvet]
    Frosting: [red wine-flavored whipped fondant]
    Filling: [margarita-flavored jello]
    Size: [24 layers]
    Shape: [rhombicosidodecahedron]
    Writing on Cake: [sorry for lightly singeing ur couch. i just wanted to see if it was flammable, for science. i honestly think it looks better like that but here’s a cake since u apparently don’t agree]

    To: [email protected]
    From: [email protected]
    Subject: Your Order Could Not Be Fulfilled

    Hello,
    The bakery is unable to complete your cake request from Order #103123 based on the information you provided. Apologies for the inconvenience.
    Best wishes,
    Gusu Lan Bakery

    OR: lwj is a baker. wwx wants to order a cake. what could go wrong?

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    04 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I'm reading this laughing-est-ly

  3. Public Bookmark 44

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    LinkedIn

    Wei Wuxian
    Radical Realist

    Today a child came up to me on the street and said, “I want to be an entrepreneur excelling in B2B sales just like you one day.”
    You know what I said?
    “Get this thing away from me.”
    The kid may have run away crying, but I told his mother this is the greatest gift anyone is ever going to give him.
    The gift of failure.
    When he’s an entrepreneur excelling in B2B sales, his mother is going to thank me.

    OR: amid a sea of bots on linkedin, wwx is a rare organic shitposter

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    04 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I will now be leaving live rattlesnakes in my office building after following Wei Wuxian's advice. (I'm a student.)

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    Lan Zhan is desperate to avoid an arranged marriage to the detestable Su She. Desperate enough to respond to an ad on the Marketplace of all things. An ad to be arrested in front of one's significant other.

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    14 May 2026

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    THIS FIC IS COMEDY GOLD AND I LOVE THE ART

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    Gods do not interfere in mortal matters.

    But Xie Lian couldn’t get Wei Wuxian’s words out of his head and couldn’t help but think that perhaps not everything was as it seemed.

     

    OR the one where Wei Wuxian desperately prays to Xie Lian and manages to change everything

     

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    15 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Prolly my fav hualian adopts wwx fic and he doesn't even get adopted here