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At least the mansion was near. Gaudy as it looked, the place was extremely visible. The front doors were open to the public as always. The rooms were not. With his familiarity (and short stature, if he was honest) he managed to wiggle its way past security up the stairs, down the halls to its door. The only hold up was when he got to the door.
"I'm sorry, Mister Spamton, but you were evicted from your room." The swatchling outside said. Wonderful.
"But I— But I— I STILL HAVE A MONTHS WORTH OF RENT!!" Spamton glared up at the cyber bird. "Can't I stay a [Just A Little Bit] longer?"
"I'm so sorry, Mister Spamton, you were well aware of the clause when you signed your paperwork." To their credit, the swatchling's subtle color shift revealed their sincere apology. "Due to the expiration, you will need to renew with a total of six months rent."Series
- Part 2 of Vampire Spamton AU
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[[FINALLY]]. . .
Spamton had completed his end of the Deal from so long ago. He did it. He acquired a lightner's SOUL. He was so much more now. He could do anything! So many things, so much power... And Yet. . . There was only one thing he wanted more than the power.
1997.
The year of the best and worst mistake of his life. He needed to— to fix it. And if that meant restarting from 1997? That was fine. Lightner SOULS were very, very powerful. Especially this particular human SOUL.(Features art each chapter!)
[Updates Saturday every two weeks. Hiatus until after Halloween.]
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- Part 1 of Spam Aficionado
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A familiar, almost ticklish feeling bubbled through him and he started laughing deliriously. He calmed it quickly when he noticed he wasn’t even facing where the footsteps came from. What an introduction, not even looking his new customer in the face!
- - - - - -Featuring Spamton as the main focus, a small collection of old little drabbles I have! Most are unfinished, all are tiny. These drabbles range from ~100-700 words.
A good read for during a break, yes?- Language:
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Better To Have Loved Than Loss..?
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This is for my story Spam Aficionado! Reference sheets and the Gradient Addison Family Home! ^⌄^
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- Part 2 of Spam Aficionado
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In this AU, Spamton became a vampire after his last phone call from [̸͙͊F̶͓̍ṟ̴͊ȋ̵͇e̴͙͝n̶̤̕d̵̹͒]̸͓͗ (Who he calls Mike) which he learns how to deal with while homeless.
He hadn’t yet refused to leave the Mansion. On the last night of his eviction notice, he decided to take a walk around outside depressingly. Instead of acid or puppetification, he was attacked by a vampire. His luck apparently decided he wasn’t suffering enough and he ended up becoming one.- Words:
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Stories/References set in the AU Spam Aficionado.
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Usually contains short, little stories in my AU’s realm with Wilson ‘Willy’ P. Higgsbury being a werewolf.
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A mysterious person finds themself in the Dark World, having lost almost all of their memory. But their will to live teaches them to survive in the new, strange conditions, changing their identity in the process. They don't notice how they become a part of something important, building bridges between two Darkners, mired in loneliness.
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There’s a saying that Spamton’s always hated. One he assigns to those who don’t have the get-up-and-go attitude necessary to be a [BIG SHOT]. After his fall from grace, he’d mulled over everything. Every outcome, every action he could’ve taken. And throughout it all, those words continued to bubble up in his mind;
“Patience is a virtue.”
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Ever since Kris was a child, they’ve talked to inanimate objects in place of friends or family in times of stress. After opening a Dark Fountain in their living room, it quickly catches up to them in the form of a TV who’s happy to see their face again.
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Part machine, part bug, all TV-riffic talent. Such were the three ingredients that made Mr. Ant Tenna the marvelous piece of work that he was.
Granted, he tended to keep the bug part of that equation on the down-low. Bugs were a niche interest. Most viewers got a bit squicked out and put off when the host sprouted a second pair of arms, or when his smile housed a pair of twitchy mandibles. He could get away with his antennas, his namesakes, because they were part of the brand, but there were times where even that was pushing it.
He had Kris, as was the case with many facets of his being, to thank for his insectoid traits. The kid was a fan of creepy crawlies. But when it came down to it, the ratings didn’t lie. So he kept those bits of him tucked away.
It was fine, really.
No skin off this cathode’s chassis.
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The Lord of Screens was cleaved red by the knight, as the prophecy had foretold.
But as the fight against the knight unfolds, the dealmaker comes to realize that cleaved does not mean dead.
His former partner doesn't recognize him. Hell, Spamton might regret his act later! Helping this [[trash heap]] can only bring him trouble. He shouldn't help the CRT! He hates him! He's lost everything because of that guy!And yet the Dealmaker's already jumped out of Kris' inventory.
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