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At least the mansion was near. Gaudy as it looked, the place was extremely visible. The front doors were open to the public as always. The rooms were not. With his familiarity (and short stature, if he was honest) he managed to wiggle its way past security up the stairs, down the halls to its door. The only hold up was when he got to the door.
"I'm sorry, Mister Spamton, but you were evicted from your room." The swatchling outside said. Wonderful.
"But I— But I— I STILL HAVE A MONTHS WORTH OF RENT!!" Spamton glared up at the cyber bird. "Can't I stay a [Just A Little Bit] longer?"
"I'm so sorry, Mister Spamton, you were well aware of the clause when you signed your paperwork." To their credit, the swatchling's subtle color shift revealed their sincere apology. "Due to the expiration, you will need to renew with a total of six months rent."Series
- Part 1 of Vampire Spamton AU
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[[FINALLY]]. . .
Spamton had completed his end of the Deal from so long ago. He did it. He acquired a lightner's SOUL. He was so much more now. He could do anything! So many things, so much power... And Yet. . . There was only one thing he wanted more than the power.
1997.
The year of the best and worst mistake of his life. He needed to— to fix it. And if that meant restarting from 1997? That was fine. Lightner SOULS were very, very powerful. Especially this particular human SOUL.(Features art each chapter!)
[Updates Saturday every two weeks. Hiatus until after Halloween.]
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- Part 1 of Spam Aficionado
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A familiar, almost ticklish feeling bubbled through him and he started laughing deliriously. He calmed it quickly when he noticed he wasn’t even facing where the footsteps came from. What an introduction, not even looking his new customer in the face!
- - - - - -Featuring Spamton as the main focus, a small collection of old little drabbles I have! Most are unfinished, all are tiny. These drabbles range from ~100-700 words.
A good read for during a break, yes?- Language:
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Better To Have Loved Than Loss..?
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This is for my story Spam Aficionado! Reference sheets and the Gradient Addison Family Home! ^⌄^
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- Part 2 of Spam Aficionado
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In this AU, Spamton became a vampire after his last phone call from [̸͙͊F̶͓̍ṟ̴͊ȋ̵͇e̴͙͝n̶̤̕d̵̹͒]̸͓͗ (Who he calls Mike) which he learns how to deal with while homeless.
He hadn’t yet refused to leave the Mansion. On the last night of his eviction notice, he decided to take a walk around outside depressingly. Instead of acid or puppetification, he was attacked by a vampire. His luck apparently decided he wasn’t suffering enough and he ended up becoming one.- Words:
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Stories/References set in the AU Spam Aficionado.
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Usually contains short, little stories in my AU’s realm with Wilson ‘Willy’ P. Higgsbury being a werewolf.
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When Kris opens the suspicious drawer, what falls out takes you by surprise.
AKA, a rat's-eye view of everyone's favorite funny haha shitpost canon Spamtenna interaction from chapter 3. Because sometimes all it takes is a little shift in perspective. And considering the pre-existing context can really [$#&*] a guy up.
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At first, becoming a ghost was great! Spamton was free from the strings of his deal, and he can finally get revenge on everyone who abandoned him. But as time went on, Spamton realized that what he really wanted was his life back. An opportunity comes in the form of a creepy puppet made by his old partner. This new body is far from ideal, but it's at least something. If only anyone believed it was actually him in the puppet…
AKA Spamton dies and becomes a ghost. He can possess a puppet version of himself that Tenna made.
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- Part 1 of Ghosted AU (Ghost Spamton)
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13 Nov 2025
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Chapter 7
This is such a good story! It's been so fun seeing the dynamic change between Tenna and Spamton, plus the part of Spamton biting Battat twice, haha!
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What started as a search for Tenna around the entire studio quickly turned into the most horrific experience of Spamton‘s life, once he realized that Tenna had taken one of Spamton‘s calls.
And now it’s up to him to safe both Tenna and TV world from the power of NEO.
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- Part 1 of The True Power of NEO AU
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31 Oct 2025
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AHGHFHSJSH THIS WAS SO GOOD!!!!!! Oh I was nearly doing somersaults reading this!! Definitely rec-ing this to some friends if they haven't already read it :] -
I Take U U U U U U U [URL] to [Be Mine Forever and Ever] Husband by Mipsy
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05 Oct 2025
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“A [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] always carries a [long lasting pens] with him.” Spamton scrawled his signature on the paper. He handed the pen to his bridegroom. “Last chance to [pull out].” He whispered.
Mike glanced back and forth between the cue cards, and some sort of commotion in the audience. Was he missing a line? There wasn’t another line written down, but there was always something else said in the movies.
“If anyone knows of a reason why these two shall not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.”
“That’s not something that ceremonies of my [In need of guidance? Seek FAITH] normally ask.” Tenna could only hear Spamton because of their proximity. A commotion from the audience out-yelled everything else.
“BUT LO, THREE MAKE UP YOUR MARRIAGE BED?”Tenna is looking forward to the happiest day of his life. Mike's officiating Tenna and Spamton's wedding, and all Tenna has to do is walk down that aisle and marry the love of his life. Unfortunately, some things happen that didn't occur in dress rehearsal.
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Spamton's mental health is spiraling out of the control the more he's roped into his benefactor's schemes. Each phone call feels worse than the last, stripping more and more of his control away. He needs something to help him feel like he's in control again... but then Tenna happens to pick the worst time to intrude.
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27 Oct 2025
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