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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    After a night out, Bianca wants her girlfriend, however with Wednesday only sober sex rule, the siren is forced to wait. Wednesday makes it worthwhile before an outing.

     

    Smut. Wenclay.

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    15 Jun 2025

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    Horny

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    04 May 2025

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    Read later

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    There are gold rings on their hands shaped like blackberry vines and run through with a soft, thin red string. A red string that is connected and pooled on the floor between them.
    “Okay…what the frick just happened?”

    Wednesday regrets that sometimes she is a creature capable of kindness because now it has landed her here, in this unfamiliar new school with a pretentious name. Now Wednesday finds herself cursed, bound to a stranger with eyes too clear and a smile too sincere, bound to her with the Red Thread of Destiny. Worst, there is something in their blood, not just hers, that has awoken this curse and neither of them know why. Neither of them understand why eye contact and Enid uttering her last name has done this. But Wednesday will not rest until she figures it all out.

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    03 Feb 2025

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    Chapter 11

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    Alternate reality where Kara chose to become scientist instead of a reporter. Kara Danvers and Lena Luthor never thought that they see each other as anything more than rivals. But a chance encounter at their college reunion changed everything in more ways than one. This is the story of them overcoming the feud between their families. Better than the summary suggests.

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    17 Jan 2025

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    Chapter 43

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    AU, Post Cricket Game, Emma casts a not-so-innocent locator spell, provided by Rumpelstiltskin, to find Regina, and the unexpected consequences bring Emma and Regina closer while revealing painful secrets that not only change their lives, but everyone else's, too.

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    14 Jan 2025

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    Begging for an update on god top ten swanqueen fics out there

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    “I, uh, realized that you’re simply a hallucination that I see in high stress situations as a coping mechanism.”

    “Am I now?” Regina’s smirking at her and there’s enough mischief in those brown eyes to make Emma press her thighs together. She cannot seriously be turned on by her own hallucination. That’s another level of insanity and proves she really does need to get laid.

    God, Freud would have a field day with her.

    “Anyway, I’ve decided to just let you do whatever it is you do and not fight it. Coping mechanisms are supposed to be good, right?” Emma shrugs.

    “Coping mechanisms are good. Extreme anxiety that results in apparent psychosis and hallucinations? Not so much, dear.” Regina snickers. “But worry not. I’m not a hallucination.”

    Or that one where Emma starts seeing a woman no one else can see while trying to avoid the mafia lackeys of a loan shark.

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    14 Jan 2025

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  7. Public Bookmark 55

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    13 Jan 2025

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    Would read 20 times over

  8. Public Bookmark 66

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    Pansy just wants to sulk on her couch, but Granger’s annoying in home assistant won’t let her.
    Daphne wants Pansy to shower.
    Hermione wants Pansy out of her flat.
    Draco thinks Hermione is a ghost.
    Luna wants to help everyone get rid of wrackspurts.

    Pansmione based loosely on 2000s RomCom Just like Heaven.

    “What the hell are you doing here?” A shrill voice cut through her drunken stupor.

    Pansy’s eyes snapped open. Hermione Granger stood just on the other side of the coffee table, hands on her hips, staring daggers at her. Though the Gryffindor Prefect was clad in muggle jeans and a soft pink jumper, Pansy had the distinct feeling she’d just been caught necking in a broom closet.

    “Gr…Granger?!?” She spluttered. She closed her eyes tight and when she opened them she was alone. She looked at the bottle of wine and then back at the spot the witch had stood. She shook her head. It was late. She was drunk. That’s all. She’d feel better after a hangover potion and a night’s rest.

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    12 Jan 2025

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    Fresh from a very public breakup with Ron, Hermione is looking to wallow in privacy. Unfortunately proper breakup protocol requires that she have not just wine, chocolate, and ice cream, but also a good book. She always thought it was quaint that Flourish and Blotts wouldn’t mail books - it was nice to visit the shop and see all the books displayed. But now, faced with having to brave the public and the press, Hermione finds herself wishing for the convenience of owl ordering. Thankfully, George Weasley gifted her a special watch that will disguise her appearance.

    While at the bookstore, she meets an enigmatic stranger with exceptional taste in books, and maybe more.

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    12 Jan 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Chapter 23

  10. Public Bookmark 17

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    29 Dec 2024

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    To read

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    A sigh, soft and exasperated, escaped Lena’s lips. She didn’t bother lifting her gaze from her screen. “What is it, Kara?” she said, her tone as cold as the glass walls surrounding them. It was the same voice she used with stubborn clients, dismissive and detached.

    Kara’s heart ached at the sound of her own name spoken so distantly. She stepped closer, her knees feeling weak, her mouth dry. “It’s important,” she whispered, trying to hold onto the last shreds of her courage. “I… I don’t know how much longer I can—”

    “Not now,” Lena cut her off, the words like a slap across the face. Her eyes remained glued to the screen, her fingers never pausing in their rhythm. “I have a board meeting in an hour, and I need these numbers finalized. Whatever it is, it can wait.”

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    Or Lena and Kara have been married for 5 years but Lena neglects Kara for L-Corp.

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    24 Dec 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Shit is heartbreaking please read

  12. Public Bookmark 54

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    Molly Weasley loved all of her children equally...it was just sometimes they needed a little help. As a loving, caring mother, it was her job to make sure that they got the help they needed. Even if it was only in secret.

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    23 Nov 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cute

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    -AU- Emma Nolan's life of crazy party's, countless woman and tons of alcohol is about to come to a screeching halt. After ten years of avoiding her family, the death of Emma's middle brother brings her back home. Her father offers her a nightclub under some impossible circumstances. Along the way, she meets a 9yr who has all the faith in the world in her and his gorgeous mom. -Slow burn, Swan/Queen endgame

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    20 Oct 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Beautifully written

  14. Public Bookmark 47

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    It happens on a Tuesday. Just your ordinary, run of the mill Tuesday.

    If Kara had predicted the day when her life would change in the most inevitable way possible, she wouldn’t have guessed it would happen on a Tuesday.

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    07 Oct 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Very cute and gentle, it really does something nice for the soul.

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    A stagnant and bored married couple, Lena and Kara Danvers are surprised to learn that they are undercover agents operating on opposite sides of the field.

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    24 Aug 2024

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    “My poor darling,” Lena says, teases. “Do you just go around licking anyone that smells like fruit?”

    “No, I—I. Um.” Quiet. A steadying breath. “Now you’re just teasing me,” Kara murmurs, a dusting of red high on her cheeks. Lena’s delighted.

    “First, you come into my home unexpectedly,” Lena says, and Kara whispers-justifies a quiet yeah, to cuddle, “and now you lick my neck. What’s next?”

    Or, here's the thing: Lena has been in love with Kara for a long time. If Kara knows, then Kara doesn’t seem to mind.

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    14 Aug 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So incredibly soft and sweet.

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    25 Jul 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Read eventually

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    She slips her hand between Lena’s legs—still at a publicly appropriate height—and gently draws an aimless pattern along the inside of her thigh.

    The hitch of Lena’s breath sounds like a thunderclap to Kara and she stiffens, fingers stilling as her ears heat up.

    She thinks maybe she shouldn’t keep touching her while they’re in a room full of other people

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    Kara's maybe more than a little obsessed with Lena in thigh-high stockings.

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    05 Jul 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Came quite a few times from this story.

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    Reader graduates from her doctoral program and accepts a job in a small Romanian town. After being kidnapped by an unknown assailant, the reader eventually winds up as a sort of administrator for Alcina Dimitrescu and her wine operation (and maybe the entire town?).

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    29 Jun 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    To read

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    Trembling, you raised your gaze, fearful of what you might see. The only thing you can make out is a group of figures less than half your size. Three small pairs of glowing eyes are looking at you, small hands pulling at your clothes.
    "Come in, come in," a soft voice says as the darkness slips away.

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    28 Jun 2024

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    To read

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