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your name whispered by the fire by otayuri_oh_nice
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
05 Sep 2026
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Two weeks after the disaster of a conference that was meant to be his academic victory run and the successful start of the rest of his life as a molecular biologist, Ryland Grace escapes to one of Washington’s state parks. Hiding away in his twin brother’s cabin, Ryland has to come to terms with the fact that the life he worked so hard for had slipped right through his fingers because his ego had been larger than his logical brain, and now he’s haunted by a community of scientists and online enthusiasts yearning to run what little is left of his dignity into the ground.
But as a hike, one fuelled mostly by spite because obviously he didn’t learn his lesson just yet, goes south, he’s forced to call the rangers for help. And because life hates him, the ranger who told him not to wander into the woods is the one to take his call.
Something about ranger Simon’s disapproving and definitely disappointed look cuts deeper than he anticipated.
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06 Sep 2026
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For The World Is Hollow And I Have Touched The Sky by GhostOnTheMoon
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
30 Aug 2026
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My eyes are wide, but I see nothing. My hand clenches around the sheets. My heart is pounding in my ears. I’m clawing through my brain, scratching at every inch of it to dig up something but there’s just… nothing. No memories. I can’t dredge up anything past the first time I woke up in this bed. I don’t know where I came from. I don’t know what happened to me.
I don’t know who I am.
Simon arrives on Erid with no memory. His wounds, his vessel, and his fear are his only clues to his past, and Grace his only shepherd.
Or
Simon experiences amnesia on Erid similar to the amnesia Grace experienced on The Hail Mary.
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04 Sep 2026
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Robots, Rubrics, and Remedial Romance by chubbytransboi
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022)
03 Sep 2026
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“Are you able to work with someone who has been previously incarcerated?”
A TEACHER ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!
Grace is just trying to get his life back on course, and Simon is just trying to stay out of prison. When their worlds collide at GCMS, the two of them get a whole lot more than they bargained for.
Featuring: Stratt's Vat as teachers, Rocky & Adrian being the best wing-people alive, the Grace-Gentry brothers being emotionally incompetent, healing through love and community, and a whole lot of very competitive game nights. (Also, some very cute service dogs.)
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31 Aug 2026
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losing streak by rosysoleil
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
24 Aug 2026
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“Is it okay if I touch you?” the man breathes.
Simon doesn't know why he asks. No, it's not okay. None of this is okay.
“Please,” he continues when Simon doesn't respond. “I-I need permission.”
Simon closes his eyes. It's his own type of silent defiance. If this man isn't just fucking with him – if he does, for some strange reason, feel bad or guilty about capturing him, then good. Let him drown in it.
Simon is captured by a compulsive liar who, bafflingly, gives him food, smiles at him, and pretends the Quiet Rapture never happened.
Grace saves the life of a violent human who seems to be under the terrifying delusion that every star and planet has disappeared without a trace.
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31 Aug 2026
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Metamorphosis by Wickerton
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Sep 2026
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Poisoned by his very food source, Ryland Grace is on the brink of death when Rocky makes a decision that will change the trajectory of both of their lives.
Or: Ryland Grace is transformed into something new and eventually cries as his alien best friend tops him
(There is also a plot, promise)
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28 Aug 2026