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Calum flings himself through the only glass window in their entire apartment, landing three feet from the edge of their bed and sending glass shards flying. Luke jerks straight up and gasps, while Michael presses his face further into the pillow.
Calum pants wildly for a second before shouting, "Ashton's missing!"
Michael falls back asleep.
Or the one where Michael is Deadpool, Calum is Spiderman, Ashton is missing, and Luke is Hemmings
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Ashton releases Michael and drops his pants without a second thought. “Get your teeth in me, weirdo,” he commands.
Michael drops to his knees obediently and curls his fingers in the waistband of Ashton's pale pink boxers. “Where'd you get these, loser? As your boyfriend, these pink boxers have reached an entirely new level of gay that I don't think I can handle. I'll have to sub in Calum.”
“Shut up,” Ashton smacks the sky blue hair in front of him, hard enough that it turns the same shade of pink as his underwear.
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"What are you still doing awake?" Luke asks, nose still scrunched up, but eyes finally open halfway. He looks soft and rumpled, like a kitten or something. "You're not smoking, are you?"
"'Course not," Michael drops the cigarette from the window subtly and smiles.
or the one where Luke and Michael are poor and struggling, Calum is an asshole but a carbon copy of Michael, and Ashton has blue hair.
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Edward, Stede thinks, examining the man laying on the bed. He looks for all the world like a fearsome outlaw, which makes the failed robbery all the more confusing to Stede, but there’s a vulnerability in his sleeping face that tugs on his heartstrings. Stede’s always been a bit of a sucker for a stray. He attributes it to being a bit of a stray himself.
Edward looks tired. Really tired, more than just the wound would justify.
Perhaps he can get some rest here. Perhaps Stede can help with that, at least.
In which notorious outlaw Edward Teach and his band of miscreants are taken in by kindly ranch owner Stede Bonnet and his misfit crew of semi-reformed criminals.
AKA the cowboy au no one asked for but I desperately want. Yeehaw.
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09 Jul 2022
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“Who the fuck,” Ed says, “Fucked you.”
Or, we discover the consequences of jealousy.
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30 Jun 2022
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Blackbird Singing in the Dead of Night by MsThunderFrost
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Mar 2023
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“Easy there, captain.” Roach abandons the half-placed bandages in favor of retrieving a cup of water from the bedside table. Sliding a hand behind Stede’s back to prop him up just far enough to prevent choking, he helps him to take a few small sips, “You can have more in a bit. Drink too much at once and you’re liable to upchuck all over your expensive linens.”
“T-Thank you, Roach.” His voice is scarce above a whisper, and even sustaining that seems to be causing him immense pain. “What… What happened to me? I feel like death.” Roach lowers him back down onto the bed to continue fussing with his bandages.
“There was a storm.” He says, matter-of-fact. “You took a nasty blow to the head and fell overboard.” He casts a sidelong glance in Izzy’s direction. Now that Stede is awake, Izzy seems determined to look anywhere and everywhere else—“Izzy saved you.”
Silence. Then, “Iggy saved me.” He repeats, like the idea is so ludicrous he doesn’t even need to make it a question. “You’re joking.”
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14 Jun 2022
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Izzy Hands digs graves and dreams of being alone on the ocean. He doesn't know what one has to do with the other, but he does know that talking to Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet from the local saloon fills him with anger. If he's honest with himself, it might actually be something more like fear, or maybe even shame. But for now, anger hurts less.
A Western AU where everybody is reincarnated from their canon-era OFMD selves, but doesn't know it... Yet.
Now with illustrations!
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13 Jun 2022
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After Izzy manages to make himself sick, he's unwillingly subjected to Stede Bonnet's particular brand of posh hospitality. And Stede, for his part, is determined to be liked.
Naturally, Izzy isn't going down without a fight.
Edit: I was going to continue this, but decided I was content with the place I left it. I believe I achieved what I wished to with the narrative. :) I hope you enjoy!
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